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@emrynbird.bsky.social
a bird's secret place for tits & bits ▪︎ award-nominated writer & artist making tender smut with eldritch beasts ▪︎ CWs for all sorts of monster fuckery & the like ▪︎ 30-something aroace (she/her) ✌️🔞 ✨

https://linktr.ee/emrynbird
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Hello and welcome! I am a writer and artist creating tender monster smut, typically of the horror romance variety, centering ace/aro characters and truly monstrous beasties🫀🔞✨

buy my books: linktr.ee/emrynbird
#monsterromance #teratophilia #nsfwart
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The Unsinkable Ship of Fools is a great ride (bonus points for a cute bat boy) and if you didn't manage to back it before, this'll be as good a time as any to grab it.
👀still got your eye on a title you haven't picked up yet?

We know every $ counts, and Iron Circus Comics has a One-Day Sale, 50% off for 24 hours, just around the corner!

Don't wait til the day of to take a peek, now's the time to check out our library in advance! 🔎
store.ironcircus.com ⚙️
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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THE FEALTY OF MONSTERS is a queer work of grimdark fantasy that takes a maximalist approach to vampires

I slapped both buttons on whether or not the vampires are human or monstrous

[ #booksky #horror #fantasy ]
https://books2read.com/TheFealtyofMonstersVol1
January 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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i finally, finally took the time to play through this tonight and i am. devastated (positive). once again vesta (and now oscar!) have proven why the disgusting and horrifying can and should sit at the table with sensuality and eroticism and true feeling. good god. i'm miserable. it's fantastic.
ORANGEPEEL, ONIONSKIN is out for free!

For twenty years, Mona has prepared to deliver the god that sleeps in Lave's belly.

Now, four nights, and four rituals, remain.

80+ images and 17.5k words written with @pepperbloom.bsky.social, for #erohorrorVNjam

godaughtr.itch.io/orangepeel-o...
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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The writers very obvious very cool and awesome fetishes
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.

Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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the main problem is that sex and relationships are so firmly slotted into the capital-R Romance genre that the second you read, say, a fantasy with more than one sex scene, people who would otherwise Know Better clutch their pearls that it isn't erotica

ask me how I know (rhetorical)
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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people get mad when lgbtq+ works aren't romances because for a VERY LONG TIME the only marketing category for lgbtq+ was romance so when it showed up in genre, people were legit confused

and still are !!
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Perks of having a werewolf gf is that sammy gets a giant heated blanket and wakes up to boobs #wip
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Bonus pic from the cover of Robert Nye’s Beowulf: A New Telling
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
it's always interesting when conversions about horror romance arise, with even transgressive folks agreeing there is no way for the two to coexist. like it might be a fucked up romance, much like what we see in dark and gothic romance, but idk...

people can get disemboweled and still have a HEA
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Pay me to draw pictures. Thank u.
September 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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I can do cute book covers too

bsky.app/profile/oddo...
September 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Been a minute since I posted my Mastercard/Visa strats to drag out the call

1. Ramble at the beginning for as long as you can - goal is to clog the line

2. They won't insist on card # if you say you're in public

3. When you get disconnected call back and lodge a complaint about it immediately
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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"the writer's fetish" what about the character's fetish that the character is unaware of. what if its their problem not mine. and im just egging them on
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
(sees a selection of hot bugman custom figures)
technically if I got one, I could write it off as "research" for CHITIN
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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This is one of the most profound statements & pieces of wisdom I've ever seen in a meme 🖤

Go enjoy the forest, for the Wolf is always near. 🪾🐿️🍁🐺
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Peregrine's Mood Board 🍎
Now would be a really good time to donate to a food-bank. You can call them up and see what they need. If you donate, I have a Free Grimdark Fantasy Book to offer you in exchange.
Deets in bio.
Blessed the Devoured is a grimdark fantasy loosely based on the myth of Kronos.
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
was talking with a friend yesterday about BODY SAINT PEST and how it's been interesting character that is terrible but is like juuuuuust redeemable enough for the other characters to love him
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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enemies to lovers? no no they still hate each other, they just fuck now
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Hey guys, is drawing while horny bad?? The previs is so much worse and I will not be posting a timelapse 🤣 day 22 of #xenovember #darkart
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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"the writer's barely-disguised fetish" WRONG, all my fetishes are out in the open and actively make what i write even better
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Those nomination categories are open until Nov. 30th! 📝✨
#traitorandthewretch
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
the way truly disgusting, horrific tender shit has had me in a choke hold as of late
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Commission for EnderRiens on FA
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM