I'm really bummed to return to the land is misgendering (work)
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I'm really bummed to return to the land is misgendering (work)
I'm ready for the krampus party
December 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm ready for the krampus party
Interview with the vampire but they're all properly medicated
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Interview with the vampire but they're all properly medicated
I'm going back on wellbutrin I can't wait to be horny again
December 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I'm going back on wellbutrin I can't wait to be horny again
The wig head is coming out 👀
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The wig head is coming out 👀
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instead of doing a muppet version of "knives out" they are doing a version of your birth, with everyone but your mother being a felt muppet. rolf is going to pull a muppet out of her
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
instead of doing a muppet version of "knives out" they are doing a version of your birth, with everyone but your mother being a felt muppet. rolf is going to pull a muppet out of her
We were snowed in, and mom cut back, so we now have about 32 servings of pie to divide between 3 people
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
We were snowed in, and mom cut back, so we now have about 32 servings of pie to divide between 3 people
My apathy towards the upcoming festivities is pierced by the knowledge that my mom is going to make 40 servings of pie for 9 people
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
My apathy towards the upcoming festivities is pierced by the knowledge that my mom is going to make 40 servings of pie for 9 people
My cookie monster ass nipples
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My cookie monster ass nipples
Frantically googling "can you tassel twirl without tits" while I make weekend plans
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Frantically googling "can you tassel twirl without tits" while I make weekend plans
Who the fuck has $900 to spend
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Who the fuck has $900 to spend
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you do have to do it in a couple of places but this tutorial makes it easy to go uncheck the boxes that otherwise lets Google's AI read all your shit. or move everything over to protonmail but moving everything over is a giant thing I know.
Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
you do have to do it in a couple of places but this tutorial makes it easy to go uncheck the boxes that otherwise lets Google's AI read all your shit. or move everything over to protonmail but moving everything over is a giant thing I know.
How it feels to eat my little dinner when the sun goes down at 4 fucking 30
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
How it feels to eat my little dinner when the sun goes down at 4 fucking 30
I've been depressed but at least I'm hot
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I've been depressed but at least I'm hot
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Welcome to hell, motherfuckers
📽 TALES FROM THE HOOD (1995)
🎲 MIND GAMES
🎲 ANTHOLOGY
🎙 @happierman.bsky.social & @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social
🎨 #davidbaldwinart
#RandomHorror9 #RNGHPN9 #randomnumbergeneratorhorrorpodcastno9 #talesfromthehood
📽 TALES FROM THE HOOD (1995)
🎲 MIND GAMES
🎲 ANTHOLOGY
🎙 @happierman.bsky.social & @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social
🎨 #davidbaldwinart
#RandomHorror9 #RNGHPN9 #randomnumbergeneratorhorrorpodcastno9 #talesfromthehood
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Welcome to hell, motherfuckers
📽 TALES FROM THE HOOD (1995)
🎲 MIND GAMES
🎲 ANTHOLOGY
🎙 @happierman.bsky.social & @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social
🎨 #davidbaldwinart
#RandomHorror9 #RNGHPN9 #randomnumbergeneratorhorrorpodcastno9 #talesfromthehood
📽 TALES FROM THE HOOD (1995)
🎲 MIND GAMES
🎲 ANTHOLOGY
🎙 @happierman.bsky.social & @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social
🎨 #davidbaldwinart
#RandomHorror9 #RNGHPN9 #randomnumbergeneratorhorrorpodcastno9 #talesfromthehood
I want to bring back gif selfies made on a laptop
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I want to bring back gif selfies made on a laptop
they've euthanized horses for less than this (referring to online dating)
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
they've euthanized horses for less than this (referring to online dating)
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SICKOS SELECTION...3!! On sale until Dec 5th, 25 artists have come together for a massive bundle deal of comics, prose, and erotic art. At $25 you get it all for about 90% off, and if we hit our stretch goals you'll get even more art added on. #comics #nsfw #zines #erotica
💗 itch.io/b/3393/sicko...
💗 itch.io/b/3393/sicko...
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
SICKOS SELECTION...3!! On sale until Dec 5th, 25 artists have come together for a massive bundle deal of comics, prose, and erotic art. At $25 you get it all for about 90% off, and if we hit our stretch goals you'll get even more art added on. #comics #nsfw #zines #erotica
💗 itch.io/b/3393/sicko...
💗 itch.io/b/3393/sicko...
It was already confusing being a child and finding out the woman i thought was my grandmother was a stepmother, and my bio grandma had been dead for years. Imagine how crazy making it'd been if dead grandma lois had been facetiming me from beyond the grave
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It was already confusing being a child and finding out the woman i thought was my grandmother was a stepmother, and my bio grandma had been dead for years. Imagine how crazy making it'd been if dead grandma lois had been facetiming me from beyond the grave
I want to k*** ****** ***** **** * ***** **** *****, *** **** ***** *** ****** ****** *** ** ** ****s
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I want to k*** ****** ***** **** * ***** **** *****, *** **** ***** *** ****** ****** *** ** ** ****s
I assume every stocking in Chicago has a 50 ml malort in the toe
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I assume every stocking in Chicago has a 50 ml malort in the toe
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
My hot take is that if the drink is $5 you can tip 50%
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
My hot take is that if the drink is $5 you can tip 50%
Syd show starting 45 minutes late and I arrived at the advertised start time
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Syd show starting 45 minutes late and I arrived at the advertised start time