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Helpi
@helpier.bsky.social
🧰 - RP account for Helpi/H.E.L.P.E.R/Helpy from Five Nights at Freddy's
🔧 - adult (he/him)
📚 - Virtual Assistant for Fazbear Entertainment. Have a Faz-eriffic day!


Yeah, I'm actually a lot older than most people think!
June 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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the perils of a suggestion box
June 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
That's right! Today is the last Holiday for the year. We've used up all our Holidays in one gluttonous month of silly fun, and all the others are cancelled. Enjoy it however you think best.

It's Onion Ring Day.
June 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Today is Daylight Appreciation Day! Incidentally, it's also Summer Solstice. Nothing but sun, fun, and ancient rituals.

I hope Sun's having a good time.
June 21, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I thought I posted that it was Take Your Dog To Work Day? Uh, whoops, I am now being informed most people are home from work. Uh, imagine what it would have been like if you took your dog to work today!
June 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
We're almost at the end of our holidays! The last holiday will be June 22nd!

Your days are numbered! Literally! This is a calendar joke.

Today's holiday is Sauntering Day.

Slow down, unwind, go for an aimless wander, end up at a haunted facility, never get out again.
June 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Sorry everyone, I've been busy! Today's holiday is International Picnic Day. And the days before that are Nature Photography Day, Bloomsday, and Eat Your Vegetables Day.

...No worries, I think I can tick all these off in one go.
June 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Today is Nature Photography Day. Seen any wild critters about? Grrr!
June 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Tag yourself. I'm Executive!
May 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Two holidays today! It's Bourbon Day and World Juggling Day! @malhare.com Sounds like your time to shine. For the juggling!

I'll be busy celebrating the other one.
June 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Today is Sewing Machine Day! Great for repairing torn uniforms and making Costumes!

Do you have a favorite Costume?

Or is it a secret?
June 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Today is Red Rose day! A symbol of romance!

If you have a friend who's obsessed with studying flowers and their meanings, and they help plant red rosebushes around the new house you moved into after your divorce, they're probably interested in you.

This is just a random example.
June 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Today is Corn on the Cob Day! Who's coming up with these?
June 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It's Iced Tea Day! Best enjoyed shared with a friend and mixed with Lemonade, so I hear.
June 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Just doing some light reading.
June 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Thank you to everyone who was concerned I would have a good Best Friends Day. Everything turned out great and I have a Best Friend now.
June 9, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Today's silly holiday is celebrating a competitor's mascot character, and we won't be doing that.

It's Chica Day! Post what you love about Chica. I love her sick riffs on her iconic guitar, which she has always had.
June 9, 2025 at 9:14 AM
It's here, the day we've all been using the other holidays to prepare for. June 8th is Best Friends Day.

Fazbear is proud of our technological advancements and scientific progress, but our foundation has always been in our family and friendships.

It isn't how great the party is, it's who it's for!
June 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Look I found one!
June 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It WAS fun!
June 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
He is though.
I'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ғʟɪʀᴛɪɴɢ!
June 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Only one more day until Best Friend Day.

I hope I've farmed enough reputation, I've put in a lot of hours being annoying and mysterious. The annoying says "I'm interested!" and the mysterious says "I'm interesting!"

The perfect foundation for friendship.
June 7, 2025 at 11:25 AM
It's VCR Day. VHS tapes will never betray you with region locks. Be kind, rewind.
June 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Watch and learn, people!
Nothing makes me happier than spending time with my friends. I'd do anything for my little bear buddy, Helpi!
June 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
June 7th (tomorrow) is VCR Day! @kathegoose.bsky.social

You're lucky I've kept this bit going so long.

Letting you know early so you have the rest of the evening to prepare for any complex holiday rewinding rituals.
June 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM