Helpi
@helpier.bsky.social
🧰 - RP account for Helpi/H.E.L.P.E.R/Helpy from Five Nights at Freddy's
🔧 - adult (he/him)
📚 - Virtual Assistant for Fazbear Entertainment. Have a Faz-eriffic day!
🔧 - adult (he/him)
📚 - Virtual Assistant for Fazbear Entertainment. Have a Faz-eriffic day!
Now you've got about 30 less than you did before!
July 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Now you've got about 30 less than you did before!
Oh, did we use up all of your company's holidays instead?
July 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Oh, did we use up all of your company's holidays instead?
Having an average work day! You did read my last memo about all the remaining holidays being cancelled, right?
July 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Having an average work day! You did read my last memo about all the remaining holidays being cancelled, right?
You are missing your legs!
June 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
You are missing your legs!
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the perils of a suggestion box
June 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
the perils of a suggestion box
Well if you're ever up for a game or ten, let me know!
June 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Well if you're ever up for a game or ten, let me know!
It does suck not to have someone to beat at cards.
June 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
It does suck not to have someone to beat at cards.
You're a free agent! When you order food you can eat the same leftovers for a week. Nobody to tell you off for working on a project for 10 days straight. Playing as many games of Solitaire as you like. Endless possibilities.
June 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
You're a free agent! When you order food you can eat the same leftovers for a week. Nobody to tell you off for working on a project for 10 days straight. Playing as many games of Solitaire as you like. Endless possibilities.
Oh! No! Well, I used to.
June 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Oh! No! Well, I used to.
I'm always a whimsical animal!
June 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I'm always a whimsical animal!
The gods of fashion and character acting both demand sacrifice.
June 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The gods of fashion and character acting both demand sacrifice.
The upside is that lawyer outfits are SO cute.
June 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The upside is that lawyer outfits are SO cute.
Maybe you need a Latte!
June 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Maybe you need a Latte!
I guess the other one is riding crop adjacent. Count me anyway!
June 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I guess the other one is riding crop adjacent. Count me anyway!
Sure, I love horse movies!
June 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Sure, I love horse movies!
According to our R&D Department, if you cry on him it's just going to start the whole thing over again.
June 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
According to our R&D Department, if you cry on him it's just going to start the whole thing over again.
Make better choices next year!
June 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Make better choices next year!
If I had to describe you in two words, jealous would be both of them.
June 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If I had to describe you in two words, jealous would be both of them.
Picture it like this: You have TWO versions of Roxy seated in opposite chairs, and they BOTH want their makeup done.
For some reason, Roxy herself has suggested this.
For some reason, Roxy herself has suggested this.
June 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Picture it like this: You have TWO versions of Roxy seated in opposite chairs, and they BOTH want their makeup done.
For some reason, Roxy herself has suggested this.
For some reason, Roxy herself has suggested this.
You on the other hand are a cad and a scoundrel.
June 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
You on the other hand are a cad and a scoundrel.
What a gentleman and a charmer!
June 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
What a gentleman and a charmer!
You generally, no. Everything to do with you, yes!
June 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
You generally, no. Everything to do with you, yes!
Contrition is a good look!
We all have regrets.
We all have regrets.
June 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Contrition is a good look!
We all have regrets.
We all have regrets.