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@henchmanforhire.bsky.social

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Henchman for Hire! Please I need money. ((All pronouns are fine but they might go out of his way to confuse you for fun)) #MVRP #DCURP #DCUO

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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · Aug 17

GOTHAM FILE:

𝐅𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞: N/A

𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐬: Trickshot

𝐎𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: Low-Level Villain

𝐎𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧: Exobyte Event

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐬: Human

𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬/𝐒𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬: • Advanced Acrobatic Abilities
• Enhanced Speed, Reflexes, Strength
• Proficiency with Staff Weapons
• Above Average Technological Skills
• [REDACTED]

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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 3d

I say more mentally unwell things, I get more followers.

Are you here to watch my decline happen in real time? Are you hoping I'll get better?

What is your motive.

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 4d

I'm charging interest!!!

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 4d

Where's my twenty dollars, Perceival.

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 4d

You call this a house??

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 4d

You break into someone's house /one time/ while they're tripping balls on allergy medicine and suddenly you're 'the Hat Man' 🙄🙄🙄

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 16d

[banging on the mirror]

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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 16d

"14, 2489, 420, 3705..."

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 16d

.pleh dnes esrevinu rorrim eht ni kcuts ,htgnel-roolf eht tsniaga tuo dessap dna moorhtab eht ni knurd toG

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𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙣 𝙕𝙚𝙢𝙤 @brnzm.bsky.social · Sep 8

❝𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋. ❞

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 @inbloodwrit.bsky.social · Aug 26

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ʸᵉ ᵐⁱᵍʰᵗʸ
ᵃⁿᵈ ᵈᵉˢᵖᵃⁱʳ

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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 26d

I gave them such nice advice and they BLOCKED me!!!

The audacity!

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 26d

This is why I'm evil!!! Being nice literally never works

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 26d

//I don't think they liked my diplomacy

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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 26d

Oh no Batman's been hacked!!

Anyway.

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 27d

I respect clowns because WOW I know I couldn't be fucked to put on that much makeup everyday

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · Sep 8

I had the weirdest dream that the weird triangle thing from the pyramid on dollar bills was alive and wearing a top hat.

His voice was super annoying but he had a great color scheme going on.

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · Sep 8

,.....

[STARTS SCREAMING-]

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · Sep 8

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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · Aug 18

Can we give the Jokerfish legs next time.

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · Sep 8

Can we do this again

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · Aug 20

Remember that huge scandal Batman had years ago where he was accused of not eating out. And there had to be a huge publicity campaign about how he goes down so good in order to save his reputation.

That was fun.

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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · Aug 20

I love blasting Christian rock while I commit atrocities.

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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · Sep 8

I Want My Hat Back.

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · Sep 8

My.

Hat.

Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · Sep 8

elmo from sesame street is making a funny face while sitting on a table .

ALT: elmo from sesame street is making a funny face while sitting on a table .

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Trickshot @henchmanforhire.bsky.social · Sep 8

[dragging him bound and gagged to the courthouse]

The tax benefits will be INSANE!! Trust~