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Trickshot
@henchmanforhire.bsky.social
Henchman for Hire!
Please I need money.

((All pronouns are fine but they might go out of his way to confuse you for fun))

#MVRP #DCURP #DCUO
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GOTHAM FILE:

𝐅𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞: N/A

𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐬: Trickshot

𝐎𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: Low-Level Villain

𝐎𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧: Exobyte Event

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐬: Human

𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬/𝐒𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬: • Advanced Acrobatic Abilities
• Enhanced Speed, Reflexes, Strength
• Proficiency with Staff Weapons
• Above Average Technological Skills
• [REDACTED]

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It's 6am in NOVEMBER and I'm sweating my balls off. Time to go fucking murder some oil barons, so I can SLEEP-
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
A good time to bring this back-
I usually don't befriend villains.
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
He's still mad about the claspers joke.
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
"Congratulations on All Your New Diseases!"
❝ Oh my GOD, I just made out with Gotham's number one villain!! What is WRONG with me?! ❞

The guilt has set in.
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM
"Rimshot, but you're not funny enough to have met him."
youtu.be/RgZZBwG7slY?...
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
"HAHAHA!!! Well if you're so determined to fuck me my brother might just show up, you know-"
“Fuck Trickshot. I prefer his more successful brother. Moneyshot.”
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
With what lips, I ask!!
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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'Faster than a speeding bullet!'

As opposed to those type B personality, lackadaisical bullets that just sorta meander along.

Who writes these things.
August 17, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Bold of you to assume him and Joker ever break intense homoerotic eye contact long enough for me to get concussed.
August 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Money Tastes Bad.
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Yes the boss DID cry when he thought Batman was dead that one time.

And yes it WAS super uncomfortable for everyone!!

What a great joke though.
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I say more mentally unwell things, I get more followers.

Are you here to watch my decline happen in real time? Are you hoping I'll get better?

What is your motive.
October 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You break into someone's house /one time/ while they're tripping balls on allergy medicine and suddenly you're 'the Hat Man' 🙄🙄🙄
October 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM
.pleh dnes esrevinu rorrim eht ni kcuts ,htgnel-roolf eht tsniaga tuo dessap dna moorhtab eht ni knurd toG
September 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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❝𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋. ❞
September 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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ᴸᵒᵒᵏ
ᵘᵖᵒⁿ
ᵐʸ
ʷᵒʳᵏˢ
ʸᵉ ᵐⁱᵍʰᵗʸ
ᵃⁿᵈ ᵈᵉˢᵖᵃⁱʳ
August 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
//I don't think they liked my diplomacy
September 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Oh no Batman's been hacked!!

Anyway.
September 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I respect clowns because WOW I know I couldn't be fucked to put on that much makeup everyday
September 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I had the weirdest dream that the weird triangle thing from the pyramid on dollar bills was alive and wearing a top hat.

His voice was super annoying but he had a great color scheme going on.
September 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Can we give the Jokerfish legs next time.
August 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Can we do this again
Remember that huge scandal Batman had years ago where he was accused of not eating out. And there had to be a huge publicity campaign about how he goes down so good in order to save his reputation.

That was fun.
September 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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I love blasting Christian rock while I commit atrocities.
August 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM