Warren White / The Great White Shark
@sharkofgotham.bsky.social
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How’s it feel being at the bottom of the food chain, little fish?
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𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘵 & 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴? 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦’𝘴 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘐𝘯 𝘎𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘮, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 & 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘎𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘴

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“…who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? Show some respect.”
“No. I didn’t mean literally you fucking banana. I mean, I hate those fish. They give me the creeps.”
Fuckin’ hilarious commentary from the owner of Curious George
"Let me know what happens if you do!"
// apologies to all women. You are all queens
Ha! I ain’t wrong, ain’t I? Shoutout to worst Robin. Who happened to be a girl. Weird coincidence, right? Really did a good job for the reputation of women.
Ain’t ya the bitch who fucked up so badly you made crime worse in Gotham? And who cried and probably wet herself due to Black Mask torture?
Better not have a gas leak in Arkham or you won’t get any funding for your geeky horror shit.

Although I’ll pay ya extra is you can sneak a bit of your fear toxin into Black Mask’s drug supplies.

Give a few of his buyers a few bad trips.
Working on a gas bomb.

Do not disturb.
I get my ‘friends’ the shit they need. But I’m not obligated to continue doing so if they don’t keep playing ball.

Speaking of which, that cream of yours has an unfortunate delay in delivery. Apologies for the inconvenience. Bitch.
How about I let you keep what is left of that thing you call a face?
If I see him, perhaps I’ll tell you. For the right price.
How the fuck does it even work? I can’t see where the mask ends or starts. It even covers your lips perfectly. It makes no sense the longer I look at it
🫩 Always with the mouth...
Who the fuck is that skinny ass lookin’ Batman with the confusing mouth, wearing Batwoman’s clothes?
Who the fuck is that skinny ass lookin’ Batman with the confusing mouth, wearing Batwoman’s clothes?
“………..Your daughter is more popular than you ever will be. With no effort. Just by being goth. Literally, just breathing makes her more loved than you.”
"Haha, very funny. At least I had a face a mother could stand, and not puke in her mouth at the sight of. Why don't you try applying at Disney. They may have a spot for you in the late, late night slot."
“OH THE LORD OF HELL PLAYS NINTENDO AND WATCHES DOCTOR WHO? WHAT’S NEXT?

ROLEPLAYING ON THREADS?”
“OH THE LORD OF HELL PLAYS NINTENDO AND WATCHES DOCTOR WHO? WHAT’S NEXT?

ROLEPLAYING ON THREADS?”
"You look like someone's fucked up Mii character, shut up."
WHY DON’T YOU GO TO TIME SQUARE AND PICTURE FUCKING OFF WITH A KODAK
Why the $&@! am I catching strays from a walmart pitbull cosplayer
looks at photo

“Yup. This is definitely Trigon’s daughter.”
looks at photo

“Yup. This is definitely Trigon’s daughter.”
I would have been a terrific parent to Trigon’s daughter. Whatever her name is.

She’s that British chick with the red highlights, right? Argent or something”
HAVE FUN NERD
I also know who Ironmouse is. Why do you think Constatine successfully kept me sealed here for so long? I want to see how Doctor Who officially ends.
WHY THE FUCK IS A HIGH RANKING DEMON FUCKING WATCHING DOCTOR WHO? WHY ARE YOU A FUCKING NERD
WHY THE FUCK IS A HIGH RANKING DEMON FUCKING WATCHING DOCTOR WHO? WHY ARE YOU A FUCKING NERD
OH SO NOW I’M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? FUCK YOU YOU GOAT LEGGED RED SKINNED HORNY MOTHERFUCKER
WHAT THE FUCK
"Kissing is good. The particular person I'm after has no lips unfortunately."