My opinions belong to 28 highly trained monkeys and are not those of my employer.
Webpage: https://legg.wp.st-andrews.ac.uk/
Since they seem to not care, I have make these issues public.
In short: The topological gap protocol and all claims based on it are flawed.
arxiv.org/abs/2502.19560
Unfortunately, in 2025, wingers like @dangaristo.bsky.social still exist and think Balrogs were just glorified penguins.
In this era of fake news we must defend important facts: Balrogs do not have wings.
You think a glorified penguin is going to go toe-to-toe with Gandalf? Come off it.
Unfortunately, in 2025, wingers like @dangaristo.bsky.social still exist and think Balrogs were just glorified penguins.
In this era of fake news we must defend important facts: Balrogs do not have wings.
**Balrogs do not have wings**
Why are we teaching children incorrect anatomy of mythical creatures? Are you going to also throw a pair of wings on a giraffe?
My day is already ruined.
**Balrogs do not have wings**
Why are we teaching children incorrect anatomy of mythical creatures? Are you going to also throw a pair of wings on a giraffe?
My day is already ruined.
**Balrogs do not have wings**
Why are we teaching children incorrect anatomy of mythical creatures? Are you going to also throw a pair of wings on a giraffe?
My day is already ruined.
Be sceptical of Google like the bloke down the pub claiming he lives in a mansion.
Be sceptical of Microsoft like the bloke claiming he lives in a castle in the sky powered by topoconductors and fairy dust.
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Be sceptical of Google like the bloke down the pub claiming he lives in a mansion.
Be sceptical of Microsoft like the bloke claiming he lives in a castle in the sky powered by topoconductors and fairy dust.
I wish HSBC (my mortgage provider) were as flexible with my interest rate as they are with reality…
I wish HSBC (my mortgage provider) were as flexible with my interest rate as they are with reality…
Also: "The authors declare that they have no known competing financial interests or personal relationships"
How can being employed by HSBC not be a competing interest?
www.hsbc.com/news-and-vie...
Also: "The authors declare that they have no known competing financial interests or personal relationships"
How can being employed by HSBC not be a competing interest?
www.hsbc.com/news-and-vie...
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
www.theguardian.com/education/20...
www.theguardian.com/education/20...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
(and we all know that correlation *does* imply causation, right?!)
www.thetimes.com/uk-universit...
(and we all know that correlation *does* imply causation, right?!)
www.thetimes.com/uk-universit...
- Grug, circa 50,000 BC
“We must make Majorana work. Stop asking why InAs no good.”
- Microsoft, 2025
pubs.aip.org/physicstoday...
- Grug, circa 50,000 BC
“We must make Majorana work. Stop asking why InAs no good.”
- Microsoft, 2025
pubs.aip.org/physicstoday...
In other news: I have decided to patent my protocol for optimising the number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin. It’s a real breakthrough for angel based quantum computing.
In other news: I have decided to patent my protocol for optimising the number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin. It’s a real breakthrough for angel based quantum computing.
Let's check the scoreboard:
- Names for critics: Endless
- Topological qubits: 0
www.theregister.com/2025/07/31/m...
Let's check the scoreboard:
- Names for critics: Endless
- Topological qubits: 0
www.theregister.com/2025/07/31/m...
All authors contributed to this manuscript as inhabitants of planet earth
All authors contributed to this manuscript as inhabitants of planet earth
It's like repeatedly trying to find Jesus in your toast, but with a billion dollar toaster and a village worth of electricity.
It's like repeatedly trying to find Jesus in your toast, but with a billion dollar toaster and a village worth of electricity.
How much electricity was wasted finding this peak in a sea of noise?
How much electricity was wasted finding this peak in a sea of noise?