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Parody quantum computing startup from South London https://dulwichquantum.github.io/

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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 10d

Our starter pack of quantum PhD students is now full! (Unfortunately Bluesky caps it at 150.) We're happy to report that we have rescued at least 36 souls from X who joined Bluesky via our starter pack!
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 7h

I think you need to make some new stickers...

Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 7h

Dude, 167 pages just to add co on both sides of MIP*=RE?
arxiv.org/abs/2510.07162
I would have just waved my hands around and said "by complementation".

MIPco=coRE

In 2020, a landmark result by Ji, Natarajan, Vidick, Wright, and Yuen showed that MIP*, the class of languages that can be decided by a classical verifier interacting with multiple computationally unb...

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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 7h

Wait, the first co means "commuting operator" and the second means "complement"?

Somebody should introduce a complexity class called CO and study its complement in the commuting operator model, also known as coCOco.

We remark that the co modifiers on both sides of MIPco = coRE refer to different things!

Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 7h

Tim Langen @timlangen.bsky.social · Jun 17

Two new preprints with colleagues from @rug.nl, @uchicagopsd.bsky.social and @jhu.edu

arxiv.org/pdf/2506.10940
arxiv.org/abs/2506.12972

#quantum | @tuwien.at

Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 7h

And how many qubits do you have now?

Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 7h

Dude, 167 pages just to add co on both sides of MIP*=RE?
arxiv.org/abs/2510.07162
I would have just waved my hands around and said "by complementation".

MIPco=coRE

arxiv.org

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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 14h

BREAKING: The 2025 #NobelPrize in Literature goes to...

Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 15h

Armando Angrisani @aangrisani.bsky.social · 15h

Using this tool, we uncover a surprising result:
quantum resources usually linked to bosonic advantage — non-Gaussianity and symplectic coherence — can actually make classical simulation easier in the presence of noise.

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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 17h

Quantum arXiv today.

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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: The 2025 #NobelPrize in Chemistry goes to...

Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 2d

Live footage of Nobel committee giving the Physics prize to quantum computing.

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Dan Garisto @dangaristo.bsky.social · 2d

QC is not ready for primetime. This is an interesting discovery on its own merits, with applications beyond QC, though QC is heavily implicated.

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Dan Garisto @dangaristo.bsky.social · 2d

You are on this council meme but we do not grant you the rank of master, but with quantum computing

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Henry Legg @henrylegg.bsky.social · 2d

The correct decision from the Nobel committee. If they had even muttered the words "quantum computing" the number of start-up founders posting about their quantum crypto coin NFTs would break LinkedIn.

Dan Garisto @dangaristo.bsky.social · 2d

Interesting bit of sociology: They are really studiously avoiding any mention of quantum computing. First and only mention came in the last few words of the presentation by Johansson.

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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 2d

Especially since it's the international year of quantum!

Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 2d

Let's see, it's the international year of quantum after all... 🤞

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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 2d

stop killer quantum
fuck quantum
for the people
for the lake
for autonomy

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Richard Easther @rjme.bsky.social · 3d

Physics Nobel announcement tomorrow.

If you know and dislike a famous physicist, this is the day of the year to call them up in the middle of the night, wait 10 seconds, and then do you best Swedish Chef impression...

a chef in a kitchen with the words borg written on the bottom

ALT: a chef in a kitchen with the words borg written on the bottom

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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 3d

BREAKING: The 2025 #NobelPrize in Physiology or Medicine goes to...

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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 3d

Why are so few people reposting or liking this? Is it because you're based in the US or planing to go there soon?

Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 4d

Our Nobel Prize predictions for the next week. #Nobel2025

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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 4d

Our Nobel Prize predictions for the next week. #Nobel2025

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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 5d

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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 5d

"Yes, they sent my wife 'quantum panties'."

Iftach Yakar @quantumyakar.bsky.social · 5d

“I know it sounds woo” 🤣

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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 6d

Here are three conservative ideas that MIT can promote:
1. conservation of energy
2. conservation of momentum
3. conservation of charge
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Trump offers top universities funds if they boost conservative ideas

Brown and MIT among nine schools told to back conservative views or risk losing federal support, sparking free speech fears

www.theguardian.com

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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 7d

So far I have not heard anyone unrelated to this study speak out positively about it, neither in person nor online. The reactions I've seen range from a mere shoulder shrug to unequivocally calling it out as cargo cult science and corporate bullshit (like the one below).

Alexander Schuckert @schuckert.org · 9d

There should be no misunderstanding that this is utter and complete corporate BS. No quantum computers are needed for whatever they did in this work. It's a shame to see IBM depart from their fact-based approach. See Scott Aaronson's blog post: scottaaronson.blog?p=9170

Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 14d

HSBC claims quantum trading breakthrough on.ft.com/4mDbeYG

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Alexander Schuckert @schuckert.org · 15d

When you realize the whole yearly budget for Quantum journal is equal to 8 Nature APCs - and they don't even wreck your paper in proof stage because...there is none

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