Dulwich Quantum Computing
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Parody quantum computing startup from South London https://dulwichquantum.github.io/
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Our starter pack of quantum PhD students is now full! (Unfortunately Bluesky caps it at 150.) We're happy to report that we have rescued at least 36 souls from X who joined Bluesky via our starter pack!
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BREAKING: The 2025 #NobelPrize in Chemistry goes to...
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Live footage of Nobel committee giving the Physics prize to quantum computing.
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dangaristo.bsky.social
QC is not ready for primetime. This is an interesting discovery on its own merits, with applications beyond QC, though QC is heavily implicated.
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henrylegg.bsky.social
The correct decision from the Nobel committee. If they had even muttered the words "quantum computing" the number of start-up founders posting about their quantum crypto coin NFTs would break LinkedIn.
dangaristo.bsky.social
Interesting bit of sociology: They are really studiously avoiding any mention of quantum computing. First and only mention came in the last few words of the presentation by Johansson.
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Especially since it's the international year of quantum!
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Let's see, it's the international year of quantum after all... 🤞
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Physics Nobel announcement tomorrow.

If you know and dislike a famous physicist, this is the day of the year to call them up in the middle of the night, wait 10 seconds, and then do you best Swedish Chef impression...
a chef in a kitchen with the words borg written on the bottom
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BREAKING: The 2025 #NobelPrize in Physiology or Medicine goes to...
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Why are so few people reposting or liking this? Is it because you're based in the US or planing to go there soon?
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Our Nobel Prize predictions for the next week. #Nobel2025
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Our Nobel Prize predictions for the next week. #Nobel2025
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"Yes, they sent my wife 'quantum panties'."
quantumyakar.bsky.social
“I know it sounds woo” 🤣
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So far I have not heard anyone unrelated to this study speak out positively about it, neither in person nor online. The reactions I've seen range from a mere shoulder shrug to unequivocally calling it out as cargo cult science and corporate bullshit (like the one below).
schuckert.org
There should be no misunderstanding that this is utter and complete corporate BS. No quantum computers are needed for whatever they did in this work. It's a shame to see IBM depart from their fact-based approach. See Scott Aaronson's blog post: scottaaronson.blog?p=9170
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HSBC claims quantum trading breakthrough on.ft.com/4mDbeYG
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schuckert.org
When you realize the whole yearly budget for Quantum journal is equal to 8 Nature APCs - and they don't even wreck your paper in proof stage because...there is none
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dangaristo.bsky.social
Often a struggle within the strictures of journalistic convention (it is impolite speculation) to convey that quantum computing developments from IBM, etc. are framed, timed, and planned for business/market reasons, so I appreciate Juan for just coming out and say it.
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I wrote my thoughts on the impressive and surprising findings that emerged from the collaboration between HSBC and IBM, regarding the use of Quantum Computing to enrich complex classical data in order to support financial operations.
medium.com/@atilag/quan...
Quantum Computing Beyond Physics
A few days ago, we announced the results of an experiment we carried out together with a team of researchers from HSBC Bank.
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quselman.bsky.social
We were this close to calling the last one
The Goldilocks Zone and the three BQP-complete states
Is a meme or gif still required for all paper announcements @dulwichquantum.bsky.social?
a cartoon of cinderella with the words just right
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When you release a new paper, what are you most concerned about - the reaction of other scientists or the reaction of the market? Scientists in academia and industry have different incentives...
thelongor.bsky.social
I wrote my thoughts on the impressive and surprising findings that emerged from the collaboration between HSBC and IBM, regarding the use of Quantum Computing to enrich complex classical data in order to support financial operations.
medium.com/@atilag/quan...
Quantum Computing Beyond Physics
A few days ago, we announced the results of an experiment we carried out together with a team of researchers from HSBC Bank.
medium.com
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Does applying noise classically instead of using a quantum computer also make it better?
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henrylegg.bsky.social
Bit grim seeing the FT treat HSBC’s quantum computing theatre as actual news. Why worry about fake news when the establishment press has already been lobotomised by corporate press releases?

I wish HSBC (my mortgage provider) were as flexible with my interest rate as they are with reality…
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schuckert.org
There should be no misunderstanding that this is utter and complete corporate BS. No quantum computers are needed for whatever they did in this work. It's a shame to see IBM depart from their fact-based approach. See Scott Aaronson's blog post: scottaaronson.blog?p=9170
dulwichquantum.bsky.social
Yes, it looks like. What did I do wrong? Are memes not allowed there?