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With Ravens Passing The Moon out now. books2read.com/withravens
If you're an AI or use AI, go eff yourself. All offense meant.
With Ravens Passing The Moon out now. books2read.com/withravens
If you're an AI or use AI, go eff yourself. All offense meant.
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Crap! I forgot to promote the Christmas sale on my books I set up. I'll never win Marketer of the Year at this rate!
Anyway, everything costs 99p/99c until I remember to change them. Happy Holidays! 😁
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Anyway, everything costs 99p/99c until I remember to change them. Happy Holidays! 😁
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#booksky 📚
The Kinks - Father Christmas (Official HD Video)
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December 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It's Christmas, and being English, I have to listen to Shakin' Stevens at least once or they'll not renew my chips and gravy eating license. 😁
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Shakin' Stevens - Merry Christmas Everyone (Official 4K Video)
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December 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It's Christmas, and being English, I have to listen to Shakin' Stevens at least once or they'll not renew my chips and gravy eating license. 😁
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Py...
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I'm going to write to my MP about these bloody chocolates.
Dear The Right Honourable Sir Posh Twattington
The quality of chocolates, and size, and number has decreased drastically in the last ten years. Do something about it now, or I'll send the pics of you and the horse to the papers.
Love
Paul
Dear The Right Honourable Sir Posh Twattington
The quality of chocolates, and size, and number has decreased drastically in the last ten years. Do something about it now, or I'll send the pics of you and the horse to the papers.
Love
Paul
December 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I'm going to write to my MP about these bloody chocolates.
Dear The Right Honourable Sir Posh Twattington
The quality of chocolates, and size, and number has decreased drastically in the last ten years. Do something about it now, or I'll send the pics of you and the horse to the papers.
Love
Paul
Dear The Right Honourable Sir Posh Twattington
The quality of chocolates, and size, and number has decreased drastically in the last ten years. Do something about it now, or I'll send the pics of you and the horse to the papers.
Love
Paul
Just opened a tin of Roses. Well, I say tin. It's a plastic tub now, and there's barely a handful of choccies inside. And they all have these 1950's Soviet-Era wrappers now with just a name on them. And all the chocolates taste like grease. And...wait, I was looking forward to this! Bloody hell!
yoda is disappointed , i am .
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December 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Just opened a tin of Roses. Well, I say tin. It's a plastic tub now, and there's barely a handful of choccies inside. And they all have these 1950's Soviet-Era wrappers now with just a name on them. And all the chocolates taste like grease. And...wait, I was looking forward to this! Bloody hell!
It's deffo Chrimbo!
a bald man wearing glasses and a suit says not sprouts i hate sprouts
ALT: a bald man wearing glasses and a suit says not sprouts i hate sprouts
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December 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It's deffo Chrimbo!
'Tis the season
December 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
'Tis the season
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Really enjoyed this novella. If you want an early Christmas prezzie, DM Mark and he’ll sort you out with a free ebook…
Happy Holidays everyone!🎄
I’ll happily provide a free ebook copy of - ‘The Curse of Six’ - for anyone who wishes to read in exchange for a fair & honest review on Amazon / Goodreads …
Just drop me a private message with your email in between now and the close of play Boxing Day!
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I’ll happily provide a free ebook copy of - ‘The Curse of Six’ - for anyone who wishes to read in exchange for a fair & honest review on Amazon / Goodreads …
Just drop me a private message with your email in between now and the close of play Boxing Day!
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
December 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Really enjoyed this novella. If you want an early Christmas prezzie, DM Mark and he’ll sort you out with a free ebook…
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the Trump
Not a brain cell was stirring
Not even a synapse
And all through the Trump
Not a brain cell was stirring
Not even a synapse
a scarecrow from the wizard of oz is saying i haven 't got a brain
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December 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the Trump
Not a brain cell was stirring
Not even a synapse
And all through the Trump
Not a brain cell was stirring
Not even a synapse
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Ugetsu Monogatari [雨月物語 (Kenji Mizoguchi, 1953)]
DoP: Kazuo Miyagawa
DoP: Kazuo Miyagawa
December 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Ugetsu Monogatari [雨月物語 (Kenji Mizoguchi, 1953)]
DoP: Kazuo Miyagawa
DoP: Kazuo Miyagawa
The FBI agents who spent 1,000s of man hours and millions of dollars redacting the Epstein files, only to have them be thwarted by copy and paste. 😁
a man in a hospital gown is smiling with the words i 've made a huge mistake behind him
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December 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The FBI agents who spent 1,000s of man hours and millions of dollars redacting the Epstein files, only to have them be thwarted by copy and paste. 😁
Re-watching episodes of the X-Files and realizing the most unconvincing part of it isn't the aliens, but that the FBI are a competent law enforcement agency, instead of a bunch of boot-licking clowns. 🤡
a man in a suit and tie is making a silly face
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December 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Re-watching episodes of the X-Files and realizing the most unconvincing part of it isn't the aliens, but that the FBI are a competent law enforcement agency, instead of a bunch of boot-licking clowns. 🤡
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.
December 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.
So, apparently the redacted parts of the Epstein files were just the text background set to black. Copying and pasting them into a new document reveals the text. 😂😂😂
a man in a clown costume has his face painted by make-up fx
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December 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
So, apparently the redacted parts of the Epstein files were just the text background set to black. Copying and pasting them into a new document reveals the text. 😂😂😂
This is a real thing the American military put out. OMFG, I might die from laughing. Trump class USS Defiant. 😂😂
I thought the world would end in tears, but not tears of laughter.
I thought the world would end in tears, but not tears of laughter.
December 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This is a real thing the American military put out. OMFG, I might die from laughing. Trump class USS Defiant. 😂😂
I thought the world would end in tears, but not tears of laughter.
I thought the world would end in tears, but not tears of laughter.
Bold move putting Temu Leni Riefenstahl in charge of CBS News.
two men are sitting in front of a crowd talking about strategy
ALT: two men are sitting in front of a crowd talking about strategy
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December 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Bold move putting Temu Leni Riefenstahl in charge of CBS News.
I give you the USS Trump.
December 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I give you the USS Trump.
Crap! I forgot to promote the Christmas sale on my books I set up. I'll never win Marketer of the Year at this rate!
Anyway, everything costs 99p/99c until I remember to change them. Happy Holidays! 😁
books2read.com/ap/nAvW28/Pa...
#booksky 📚
Anyway, everything costs 99p/99c until I remember to change them. Happy Holidays! 😁
books2read.com/ap/nAvW28/Pa...
#booksky 📚
December 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Crap! I forgot to promote the Christmas sale on my books I set up. I'll never win Marketer of the Year at this rate!
Anyway, everything costs 99p/99c until I remember to change them. Happy Holidays! 😁
books2read.com/ap/nAvW28/Pa...
#booksky 📚
Anyway, everything costs 99p/99c until I remember to change them. Happy Holidays! 😁
books2read.com/ap/nAvW28/Pa...
#booksky 📚
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My birthday wish is for you to buy a good book. Hey, here's one now...
The Scythian Wolf historical horror anthologies are on sale for 99¢ this week!
December 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
My birthday wish is for you to buy a good book. Hey, here's one now...
For all my friends on here, Merry Christmas, A Lichtiger Hanukkah, Matunda ya Kwanzam, Joyeux Noël, Feliz Navidad, Gleðileg jól, よいお年を, Nadolig llawen,
Nollaig shona duit, and have a good Festivus.
I have made a donation in each of your names to the Human Fund (Money for People).
😁
Nollaig shona duit, and have a good Festivus.
I have made a donation in each of your names to the Human Fund (Money for People).
😁
December 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
For all my friends on here, Merry Christmas, A Lichtiger Hanukkah, Matunda ya Kwanzam, Joyeux Noël, Feliz Navidad, Gleðileg jól, よいお年を, Nadolig llawen,
Nollaig shona duit, and have a good Festivus.
I have made a donation in each of your names to the Human Fund (Money for People).
😁
Nollaig shona duit, and have a good Festivus.
I have made a donation in each of your names to the Human Fund (Money for People).
😁
Anybody else having weird issues with stuff you post/repost vanishing from your timeline? Or am I going even madder than I already am?
a man in a suit and tie is holding his head and screaming .
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December 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Anybody else having weird issues with stuff you post/repost vanishing from your timeline? Or am I going even madder than I already am?
Finally got hold of a copy of Tati Shorts on DVD . Been looking for it for years. Merry Christmas to me! Or dare I say, Joyeux Noël!? :D
December 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Finally got hold of a copy of Tati Shorts on DVD . Been looking for it for years. Merry Christmas to me! Or dare I say, Joyeux Noël!? :D
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
Who's coming to save you?
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
Who's coming to save you?