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With Ravens Passing The Moon out now. books2read.com/withravens
If you're an AI or use AI, go eff yourself. All offense meant.
With Ravens Passing The Moon out now. books2read.com/withravens
If you're an AI or use AI, go eff yourself. All offense meant.
I think I saw Christmas Dickheads, but it had a new name, Spirited. 😁
December 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I think I saw Christmas Dickheads, but it had a new name, Spirited. 😁
I'm going to write to my MP about these bloody chocolates.
Dear The Right Honourable Sir Posh Twattington
The quality of chocolates, and size, and number has decreased drastically in the last ten years. Do something about it now, or I'll send the pics of you and the horse to the papers.
Love
Paul
Dear The Right Honourable Sir Posh Twattington
The quality of chocolates, and size, and number has decreased drastically in the last ten years. Do something about it now, or I'll send the pics of you and the horse to the papers.
Love
Paul
December 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I'm going to write to my MP about these bloody chocolates.
Dear The Right Honourable Sir Posh Twattington
The quality of chocolates, and size, and number has decreased drastically in the last ten years. Do something about it now, or I'll send the pics of you and the horse to the papers.
Love
Paul
Dear The Right Honourable Sir Posh Twattington
The quality of chocolates, and size, and number has decreased drastically in the last ten years. Do something about it now, or I'll send the pics of you and the horse to the papers.
Love
Paul
'Tis the season
December 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
'Tis the season
This is a real thing the American military put out. OMFG, I might die from laughing. Trump class USS Defiant. 😂😂
I thought the world would end in tears, but not tears of laughter.
I thought the world would end in tears, but not tears of laughter.
December 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This is a real thing the American military put out. OMFG, I might die from laughing. Trump class USS Defiant. 😂😂
I thought the world would end in tears, but not tears of laughter.
I thought the world would end in tears, but not tears of laughter.
I give you the USS Trump.
December 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I give you the USS Trump.
Crap! I forgot to promote the Christmas sale on my books I set up. I'll never win Marketer of the Year at this rate!
Anyway, everything costs 99p/99c until I remember to change them. Happy Holidays! 😁
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#booksky 📚
Anyway, everything costs 99p/99c until I remember to change them. Happy Holidays! 😁
books2read.com/ap/nAvW28/Pa...
#booksky 📚
December 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Crap! I forgot to promote the Christmas sale on my books I set up. I'll never win Marketer of the Year at this rate!
Anyway, everything costs 99p/99c until I remember to change them. Happy Holidays! 😁
books2read.com/ap/nAvW28/Pa...
#booksky 📚
Anyway, everything costs 99p/99c until I remember to change them. Happy Holidays! 😁
books2read.com/ap/nAvW28/Pa...
#booksky 📚
For all my friends on here, Merry Christmas, A Lichtiger Hanukkah, Matunda ya Kwanzam, Joyeux Noël, Feliz Navidad, Gleðileg jól, よいお年を, Nadolig llawen,
Nollaig shona duit, and have a good Festivus.
I have made a donation in each of your names to the Human Fund (Money for People).
😁
Nollaig shona duit, and have a good Festivus.
I have made a donation in each of your names to the Human Fund (Money for People).
😁
December 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
For all my friends on here, Merry Christmas, A Lichtiger Hanukkah, Matunda ya Kwanzam, Joyeux Noël, Feliz Navidad, Gleðileg jól, よいお年を, Nadolig llawen,
Nollaig shona duit, and have a good Festivus.
I have made a donation in each of your names to the Human Fund (Money for People).
😁
Nollaig shona duit, and have a good Festivus.
I have made a donation in each of your names to the Human Fund (Money for People).
😁
Finally got hold of a copy of Tati Shorts on DVD . Been looking for it for years. Merry Christmas to me! Or dare I say, Joyeux Noël!? :D
December 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Finally got hold of a copy of Tati Shorts on DVD . Been looking for it for years. Merry Christmas to me! Or dare I say, Joyeux Noël!? :D
This new Transformers film looks great.
December 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This new Transformers film looks great.
On a Zatoichi binge. Tonight, it's the 2nd blind swordsman film, The Tale of Zatoichi Continues (1962).
December 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
On a Zatoichi binge. Tonight, it's the 2nd blind swordsman film, The Tale of Zatoichi Continues (1962).
There's only one story in this collection that has a happy ending, it's called 'Keys to the Castle', and it was written in hope for a future I want to be.
Working on it today. :)
Working on it today. :)
December 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
There's only one story in this collection that has a happy ending, it's called 'Keys to the Castle', and it was written in hope for a future I want to be.
Working on it today. :)
Working on it today. :)
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! What's YOUR #LastFourWatched?
December 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! What's YOUR #LastFourWatched?
😂
Crosside (Crossroads and Brookside).
Crosside (Crossroads and Brookside).
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
😂
Crosside (Crossroads and Brookside).
Crosside (Crossroads and Brookside).
I got Serenity, but I think it might clash with the blackness of my soul! *Pulls goth face* 😁
December 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I got Serenity, but I think it might clash with the blackness of my soul! *Pulls goth face* 😁
Live from the Orange House. President Scrotum Neck reassures the American people with his 'Everything's fine, nothing to see here' speech.
December 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Live from the Orange House. President Scrotum Neck reassures the American people with his 'Everything's fine, nothing to see here' speech.
On this land, is what makes life worth living:
the return of April, the smell of bread
at dawn, a woman’s opinions on men, the writings of Aeschylus, love’s
beginning, moss on stone, mothers standing on the string of a flute,
and the invaders’ fear of memories.
~ On This Land, Mahmoud Darwish
the return of April, the smell of bread
at dawn, a woman’s opinions on men, the writings of Aeschylus, love’s
beginning, moss on stone, mothers standing on the string of a flute,
and the invaders’ fear of memories.
~ On This Land, Mahmoud Darwish
December 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
On this land, is what makes life worth living:
the return of April, the smell of bread
at dawn, a woman’s opinions on men, the writings of Aeschylus, love’s
beginning, moss on stone, mothers standing on the string of a flute,
and the invaders’ fear of memories.
~ On This Land, Mahmoud Darwish
the return of April, the smell of bread
at dawn, a woman’s opinions on men, the writings of Aeschylus, love’s
beginning, moss on stone, mothers standing on the string of a flute,
and the invaders’ fear of memories.
~ On This Land, Mahmoud Darwish
Ooh, look at these book series coming in 2026, from ME! (Subject to the world not exploding in a fiery hell-ball of war and famine and...now I've made myself sad.)
December 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Ooh, look at these book series coming in 2026, from ME! (Subject to the world not exploding in a fiery hell-ball of war and famine and...now I've made myself sad.)
Amazon KDP with a rare W allowing purchases to be downloaded in ePub and PDF! This was the reason I was going to create ePub downloads on my own site, which would have been a ton of extra work.
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Amazon KDP with a rare W allowing purchases to be downloaded in ePub and PDF! This was the reason I was going to create ePub downloads on my own site, which would have been a ton of extra work.
Actual good news from Amazon ! Am I dreaming?
I always provide my work DRM-Free no matter what store it's on, but it was still a pain in the arse for people to download copies from those stores for their own libraries/devices. Seems Amazon have seen the light. :)
I always provide my work DRM-Free no matter what store it's on, but it was still a pain in the arse for people to download copies from those stores for their own libraries/devices. Seems Amazon have seen the light. :)
December 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Actual good news from Amazon ! Am I dreaming?
I always provide my work DRM-Free no matter what store it's on, but it was still a pain in the arse for people to download copies from those stores for their own libraries/devices. Seems Amazon have seen the light. :)
I always provide my work DRM-Free no matter what store it's on, but it was still a pain in the arse for people to download copies from those stores for their own libraries/devices. Seems Amazon have seen the light. :)
Nah, he's not allowed either. That guy talks to chairs!
We might make an exception for Arnorld Schwarzenneger. But only if he says, 'Get to the choppa!" every time he's going towards Marine One.
We might make an exception for Arnorld Schwarzenneger. But only if he says, 'Get to the choppa!" every time he's going towards Marine One.
December 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Nah, he's not allowed either. That guy talks to chairs!
We might make an exception for Arnorld Schwarzenneger. But only if he says, 'Get to the choppa!" every time he's going towards Marine One.
We might make an exception for Arnorld Schwarzenneger. But only if he says, 'Get to the choppa!" every time he's going towards Marine One.
Went to Farmfoods (a popular mainly freezer foods supermarket in the UK) and half the products had PROTEIN written on them in big white letters. I know it's a marketing fad, but it felt very dystopic. Like this was the supermarket they would go to in THX1138.
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Went to Farmfoods (a popular mainly freezer foods supermarket in the UK) and half the products had PROTEIN written on them in big white letters. I know it's a marketing fad, but it felt very dystopic. Like this was the supermarket they would go to in THX1138.
Imagine going from First Blood and Rocky to licking the arse of an orange pedophile.
December 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Imagine going from First Blood and Rocky to licking the arse of an orange pedophile.
Working on the short story pages for the website. Nice and clean so far. I wasn't too sure on using drop caps, but I think I'll keep them now. :)
December 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Working on the short story pages for the website. Nice and clean so far. I wasn't too sure on using drop caps, but I think I'll keep them now. :)
It's going to be a Ken Takakura/Yasuo Furuhata weekend. I've got Buddies (1989), Demon (1985), Station (1981), and Railroad Man (1999), all ready to watch.
December 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It's going to be a Ken Takakura/Yasuo Furuhata weekend. I've got Buddies (1989), Demon (1985), Station (1981), and Railroad Man (1999), all ready to watch.
Just had a luxury mince pie and it was so luxury, I've started talking like a 17th century French aristocrat and have renamed myself Paul De Lyon.
December 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Just had a luxury mince pie and it was so luxury, I've started talking like a 17th century French aristocrat and have renamed myself Paul De Lyon.