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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 1h

That's truly evil.

hairgae.bsky.social @hairgae.bsky.social · 1h

At 9:25 PM EST the Supreme Court decided people should starve. Supreme Court pauses order that Trump administration must pay full SNAP benefits www.cnbc.com/2025/11/07/s...

Supreme Court pauses order that Trump administration must pay full SNAP benefits

The Trump administration tried not to pay for any food stamps in November because of the government shutdown. It now proposes partial SNAP benefits.

www.cnbc.com

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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 1d

Dallas Cowboys defensive lineman Marshawn Kneeland died Thursday morning, the team shared in a statement.

Kneeland, 24, was in his second season with the team after being drafted in the second round of the 2024 NFL Draft.

🔗: www.nytimes.com/athletic/678...

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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 2d

I live an hour from Guelph, and this is the first I'm hearing about a whipped cream heist. This part of Ontario is where we start approaching Letterkenny territory

Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 2d

It's common to put up signs for people with dementia to help remind them where they are

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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 2d

I'm interested to know why they thought it was a good idea to publish a misspelled post where every word is capitalized like a title

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 3d

He died doing what he loved: not having a heart 💔

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 3d

Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...

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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 3d

Man, Cybertruck owners get really mad when you give them a n*zi salute when they drive past

Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 3d

No, get better eyelids

Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 6d

I don't know brands, but I've got general advice. I buy a lot from thrift stores. Don't rush to get a super heavy coat. It's better to wear a thinner one with layers of clothing. Layering traps body heat better, & you can add/remove layers with the temp changes. You can HMU if you've got questions

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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 9d

George Springer saying "Tarps off, police horses ready, here we fucking go."

Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 10d

I'm thinking about getting this book that an Instagram ad showed me, earlier

MY NEIGHBOR'S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN.

USA TODAY BEST SELLING AUTHOR AUDIE AWARD WINNER, LIBBY AWARD WINNER, AND DRAGON AWARD WINNER
CHUCKT TINGLE

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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 11d

Someone's jealous that BNA isn't as rhythmic an airport code as YYZ

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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 13d

Vlad Sr. still looks like he could hit some bombs #BlueJays #IWantItAll

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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 13d

The only thing that exists is a footage of the trailer when it was shown to a crowd. It's embarassingly bad

Maybe the most embarrassing shit I've ever seen. The trailer for Seth Green's Nft show.

YouTube video by deeply diseased

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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 13d

This reminds me of the time Seth Green paid a $300,000 ransom to get back his ape jpeg so he could use it in a show that was never made

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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 14d

ADDISON BARGER PINCH HIT GRAND SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 14d

It was also a rumour started by Shohei's agent that was spread by journalists like Jon Heyman

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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 14d

Toronto is a Kendrick city. Drake has been pushed out to Mississauga, as his latest album cover proves

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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 14d

A WWF fan sign that says "Rick Flair Whoa"

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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 14d

They could still do it, too! The Rogers Centre is only 15 minutes away from the Horse Palace!

Google Maps image showing a 13 minute route from the Horse Palace to the Rogers Centre in Toronto. Also, it shows Hanlan's Point Beach on the map for some reason, and a large chunk of that beach is a gay nude beach

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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 14d

I've got to include MMA lawyer @erikmagraken.bsky.social into this, partially so I can see his head explode

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 16d

Do you know what’s great about this, is at least on my phone you can’t see the bottom halves of the bottles in the initial post

Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 16d

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 16d

The average CFL fan is over 60, so they would if they knew how to leave a comment. The league is in pretty serious trouble because they've been unable to attract a younger audience since Doug Flutie left in '97

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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 16d

First World Series since '93, and 94 wins is what got them to the postseason

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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 17d

This is a real photo of the new manager for the Angels

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