Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤
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Now that you’re closing in on the end of Silksong, which boss was the hardest fight for you?
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When I was a kid, I had a toy of the probe droid from star wars, and I thought it was really cool. However, because I didn’t know the term “probe” in a recon sense, just in the alien abduction sense, I thought that it was a robot meant to stick things in your butt. Either way, great design.
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They couldn’t even get someone with different hair color.
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Shout out to the gay couple at Costco who made eye contact with me, immediately clocked me as queer, and gave me a wink and a big smile.

Smaller shout out to my pharmacist who asked me “oh um are your uh, legal name and um *quietly* gender up to date?” We love an awkward ally.
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here’s the notes app speech we would have given ✊
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I’ve read a couple books on him and that’s correct iirc. Wasn’t known to crossdress, I’ve never heard of a Jorgensen reference, and nothing more than speculation that he was trans. It wasn’t a gender thing for him, it was an obsession with his mother and a broken mind. Never used a chainsaw either.
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It’s joins the ranks of “Bulls on Parade in Strongbad voice” and “literally anything in Choose Goose voice” in my arsenal of annoying melodies
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Sitting on my sunny balcony, eating pigs in a blanket, drinking a refreshing beverage, and reading a book on witchcraft. Experts are calling it a “nice afternoon.”
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New thing I do that annoys my wife: singing Closer by NIN in a withered old man voice.
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She was looking at the lamp, sighing, and I asked her if she was gonna get it. She said no. We walked toward the checkout, and when I turned back to ask her a question, she was clutching the lamp and a bottle of lavender syrup to her chest as one would their beloved children.
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I invented a new game to play with my cats. It’s called “little bug, big bug.” How we play is I point at my younger cat and say “little bug,” and usually she meows, and then I point at my older cat and say “big bug,” and she does nothing. That’s it. It’s really fun, I think they love it.
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Anybody else notice that it sounds like The Last Judge says “diarrhea” at the start of her fight? Like “Di-ya-ray-ahhh!”
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Pfft, everyone knows that the real way to fully engage with a writer’s work is to literally eat the book
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The main plot so far has been a “sabotage dad’s date” storyline, which seems to be turning into an “our stepmother might be a black widow” thing. They’re doing a Monkeyshines bit. Baby Billy wants another show. It just feels like for a final season, we’ve seen it all before. This could be anything.
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I’m not liking the 4th season of Righteous Gemstones. I’m 5 eps in and it feels like they didn’t have any strong main storyline ideas to carry a final season. The writing has felt formulaic the whole series, but it feels especially like they’re recycling 90s sitcom plot lines for this season
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Wife (fighting The Widow in Silksong): She kinda reminds me of you.
Me: what, how?
Wife: you know, the way she skitters, the little noises she makes.

Honestly, it was an all time compliment.
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For a guy who did The Man Show and blackface a couple times, this is pretty low
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It is portrayed as far more progressive and caring than actual evangelical groups. From actively supporting militia groups, to exploiting the impoverished, to spearheading the movement to strip lgbtq rights, I could go on. There’s such a weird dissonance between how they’re shown and what they are
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I’m not done with the series yet, but once it is revealed a character is gay, it is never questioned or criticized by the pastors or congregation. In fact, everyone is so cool with him leading a gay faith group in an evangelical church that he is nominated for an award by an evangelical group.
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Like they’re based on real people who have done real evil in the US and abroad. I don’t need it to be a scathing indictment or anything, but it does more work to redeem evangelical pastors, tent revivalists, hucksters, and even violent right wing militias than criticize them.
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I’ve been watching a lot of The Righteous Gemstones this past week since I’ve been sick, and while it’s fun if I don’t think about it too closely, it’s hard not to think about how much it pulls its punches and kinda whitewashes evangelical pastors and megachurches, especially these of days.
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Nah, I’ll skip this one. If it’s important I’ll find out regardless. If it fizzles out, I’m not wasting any extra time being scared and mad when I could be playing with my cats.
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[draws my eyebrows higher on my forehead in surprise] oh dang!