I hate how my stupid body works sometimes. Oh, you got food poisoning and slept like 3 hours as a result? Well that combo of bad sleep and dehydration are exactly what we need to make a migraine! Happy Sunday!
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I hate how my stupid body works sometimes. Oh, you got food poisoning and slept like 3 hours as a result? Well that combo of bad sleep and dehydration are exactly what we need to make a migraine! Happy Sunday!
I’m not complaining, but I think it’s funny that the aliens from X-Files have green blood that is highly corrosive, just like the alien from Alien, but this alien’s blood is also VX gas I guess. It’s the exact “infinity plus one” kind of writing I can’t help but respect.
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I’m not complaining, but I think it’s funny that the aliens from X-Files have green blood that is highly corrosive, just like the alien from Alien, but this alien’s blood is also VX gas I guess. It’s the exact “infinity plus one” kind of writing I can’t help but respect.
Guess who got 🎶foood poisoniiiing!🎶
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Guess who got 🎶foood poisoniiiing!🎶
As a once Californian, I can’t believe that a burrito stuffed with fries is known as a California Burrito. California’s, nay, the world’s best burrito, is Mission Style. Seeing that potato abomination wear my home state’s name is an insult. This is my NYC vs CHI pizza debate. I will kill over this.
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
As a once Californian, I can’t believe that a burrito stuffed with fries is known as a California Burrito. California’s, nay, the world’s best burrito, is Mission Style. Seeing that potato abomination wear my home state’s name is an insult. This is my NYC vs CHI pizza debate. I will kill over this.
I made pears poached in Zinfandel, and they were a huge hit! I served them with some vanilla whipped cream and a couple spoons of the cooking liquid, which was beautifully flavored by the pear juice. So simple, but so good!
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I made pears poached in Zinfandel, and they were a huge hit! I served them with some vanilla whipped cream and a couple spoons of the cooking liquid, which was beautifully flavored by the pear juice. So simple, but so good!
I feel like SOAD should come together every 5 years and update Prison Song with current statistics. It’s hard to jam out when you know the stuff they’re citing is way worse now.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I feel like SOAD should come together every 5 years and update Prison Song with current statistics. It’s hard to jam out when you know the stuff they’re citing is way worse now.
Ma’am please, I’m trying to pee.
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Ma’am please, I’m trying to pee.
It’s crazy that the baby from Terminator 2 (the one Arnold picks up by the overalls) and I are the same age.
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It’s crazy that the baby from Terminator 2 (the one Arnold picks up by the overalls) and I are the same age.
My wife heading to the Lost Lace boss fight for the 300th time: “siiiiiigh time to put my balls back in the ball crushing machine. I NEED MY FUCKING LIFE BACK!!!”
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My wife heading to the Lost Lace boss fight for the 300th time: “siiiiiigh time to put my balls back in the ball crushing machine. I NEED MY FUCKING LIFE BACK!!!”
Sometimes I randomly remember that I know how to make eclairs and then I make eclairs.
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Sometimes I randomly remember that I know how to make eclairs and then I make eclairs.
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Whenever I read the door knocking scene from The Haunting of Hill House, I get good and spooked, I must admit. This Shirley Jackson is going places, mark my words!
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Whenever I read the door knocking scene from The Haunting of Hill House, I get good and spooked, I must admit. This Shirley Jackson is going places, mark my words!
Look at this critter! She likes holding my hand while she’s napping, and sleeping on my lap (as long as there’s a blanket) while I watch my stories. 🥰
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Look at this critter! She likes holding my hand while she’s napping, and sleeping on my lap (as long as there’s a blanket) while I watch my stories. 🥰
Think I’ll skip the X-Files episode titled Gender Bender…
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Think I’ll skip the X-Files episode titled Gender Bender…
Shout out to the PWHL for playing Good Luck Babe at halftime. You really get your audience.
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Shout out to the PWHL for playing Good Luck Babe at halftime. You really get your audience.
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Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
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Watching the Seattle Torrents Game against Vancouver Goldeneyes and not knowing anything about hockey lingo.
“She’s got a big body and made a garbage goal.”
Okay we don’t need to be hurtful.
“She’s got a big body and made a garbage goal.”
Okay we don’t need to be hurtful.
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Watching the Seattle Torrents Game against Vancouver Goldeneyes and not knowing anything about hockey lingo.
“She’s got a big body and made a garbage goal.”
Okay we don’t need to be hurtful.
“She’s got a big body and made a garbage goal.”
Okay we don’t need to be hurtful.
It’s so fun when you catch the sound effects that shows overuse, like the horsewhinny.wav from Game of Thrones’ first 3 seasons or, as I’m just noticing, the hawk screech in The X-Files. It’s like heehee I see you.
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
It’s so fun when you catch the sound effects that shows overuse, like the horsewhinny.wav from Game of Thrones’ first 3 seasons or, as I’m just noticing, the hawk screech in The X-Files. It’s like heehee I see you.
Thinking about how when I was a kid I went to an all boys school and I was miserable and didn’t fit in and had terrible grades and was withdrawn, then when I went to a coed school all of that reversed and I was outgoing and made a bunch of friends, nearly all girls. Weird, wonder why!
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Thinking about how when I was a kid I went to an all boys school and I was miserable and didn’t fit in and had terrible grades and was withdrawn, then when I went to a coed school all of that reversed and I was outgoing and made a bunch of friends, nearly all girls. Weird, wonder why!
I wish the FBI did spooky X-Files things instead of entrapping Muslim teens into bogus terror plots and killing leftist activists and stuff :(
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I wish the FBI did spooky X-Files things instead of entrapping Muslim teens into bogus terror plots and killing leftist activists and stuff :(
Since I upped my prog dosage, I’ve been having the most creative nightmares of my life. These are beyond “forgot to study for midterms” dreams. These are “I was running for mayor and my sister betrayed me and destroyed my reputation so everyone hated me and I woke up wanting to cry” dreams.
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Since I upped my prog dosage, I’ve been having the most creative nightmares of my life. These are beyond “forgot to study for midterms” dreams. These are “I was running for mayor and my sister betrayed me and destroyed my reputation so everyone hated me and I woke up wanting to cry” dreams.
I occasionally feel I should be more involved in online trans spaces, but sometimes a snippet of Discourse or drama crosses my timeline, and I do not recognize any of the names or know what anybody’s talking about, and it feels nice having missed out on something that woulda just made me upset.
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I occasionally feel I should be more involved in online trans spaces, but sometimes a snippet of Discourse or drama crosses my timeline, and I do not recognize any of the names or know what anybody’s talking about, and it feels nice having missed out on something that woulda just made me upset.
To my great shame, and despite the impact it had on me as a kid, I haven’t seen very much X-Files. This morning I put on a random ep, and only 5 mins in, it has everything! Major Briggs! Creepy hypnagogic hallucination! Brad Douriff! The Zodiac’s Vallejo murder! I picked real good.
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
To my great shame, and despite the impact it had on me as a kid, I haven’t seen very much X-Files. This morning I put on a random ep, and only 5 mins in, it has everything! Major Briggs! Creepy hypnagogic hallucination! Brad Douriff! The Zodiac’s Vallejo murder! I picked real good.
I had a dream where someone was being really rude to me so I spat in their face, only to wake up and realize I had just spit on my pillow. Dig two graves or whatever!
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I had a dream where someone was being really rude to me so I spat in their face, only to wake up and realize I had just spit on my pillow. Dig two graves or whatever!
It’s so pathetic that Twitter changed its name ages ago, and still whenever you share a link it says it’s from “X(formerly Twitter).”
How’s that rebrand going, dipshits? Pretty good, it doesn’t seem!
How’s that rebrand going, dipshits? Pretty good, it doesn’t seem!
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It’s so pathetic that Twitter changed its name ages ago, and still whenever you share a link it says it’s from “X(formerly Twitter).”
How’s that rebrand going, dipshits? Pretty good, it doesn’t seem!
How’s that rebrand going, dipshits? Pretty good, it doesn’t seem!