Eat the booty like groceries. Specifically, vegetables; WASH IT FIRST
January 15, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Eat the booty like groceries. Specifically, vegetables; WASH IT FIRST
I was just asked if I remembered how utterly inescapable Wonderwall was back in the day.
I said maybe.
I said maybe.
January 15, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I was just asked if I remembered how utterly inescapable Wonderwall was back in the day.
I said maybe.
I said maybe.
Remember the time Mirror Master stole Barry's dick.
January 15, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Remember the time Mirror Master stole Barry's dick.
I couldn't give a shit about the Joker if I was pumped full of laxatives with a gun to my head, tbh.
January 15, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I couldn't give a shit about the Joker if I was pumped full of laxatives with a gun to my head, tbh.
Hate is such an extreme emotion, but God do I feel it.
January 15, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Hate is such an extreme emotion, but God do I feel it.
I wonder how many monsters ended up unemployed at the end of Monsters Inc because they weren't funny.
January 15, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I wonder how many monsters ended up unemployed at the end of Monsters Inc because they weren't funny.
Which stone do I have to spill blood on for me to sleep through the night.
January 15, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Which stone do I have to spill blood on for me to sleep through the night.
Has anyone ever actually eaten Nutella on bread and not directly out of the jar like an animal, science asks.
January 15, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Has anyone ever actually eaten Nutella on bread and not directly out of the jar like an animal, science asks.
I don’t like to think of it as punching someone right in the fucking mouth as much as being an active participant in oral fisting.
January 15, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I don’t like to think of it as punching someone right in the fucking mouth as much as being an active participant in oral fisting.
Current mood: Exaggerated sigh at the beginning of Every Rose Has Its Thorn
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Current mood: Exaggerated sigh at the beginning of Every Rose Has Its Thorn
Sometimes I regret my thirst for Captain Cold but mostly I just regret ever picking up a Flash comic.
January 15, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Sometimes I regret my thirst for Captain Cold but mostly I just regret ever picking up a Flash comic.
Literally no one is worth shaving all the way up your leg if you don't feel like it.
January 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Literally no one is worth shaving all the way up your leg if you don't feel like it.
This is nothing like my self insert fanfic.
January 15, 2026 at 1:22 AM
This is nothing like my self insert fanfic.
Nothing says friendship like awkward face touching.
January 15, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Nothing says friendship like awkward face touching.
She-Hulk story idea: client is a man who came back to life, being sued by his life insurance agency for fraud.
January 15, 2026 at 12:53 AM
She-Hulk story idea: client is a man who came back to life, being sued by his life insurance agency for fraud.
If you can’t envision being friends with a woman without an eventual romantic payoff, you’re not mature enough to be friends with a woman.
January 14, 2026 at 11:50 PM
If you can’t envision being friends with a woman without an eventual romantic payoff, you’re not mature enough to be friends with a woman.
Owen and Axel recreating that scene from Dirty Dancing during a job and then escaping with all the loot cause SURPRISE IT WAS A DISTRACTION!
January 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Owen and Axel recreating that scene from Dirty Dancing during a job and then escaping with all the loot cause SURPRISE IT WAS A DISTRACTION!
I feel like giving birth is a more extreme version of when you make such a huge poop, you're proud of it.
January 14, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I feel like giving birth is a more extreme version of when you make such a huge poop, you're proud of it.
Gefiltefish is one of those dishes you need to be indoctrinated into liking.
January 14, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Gefiltefish is one of those dishes you need to be indoctrinated into liking.
What if I've got salmonellafitzgerald
January 14, 2026 at 11:29 PM
What if I've got salmonellafitzgerald
I'm just fake glam rock. I'm sham rock.
January 14, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I'm just fake glam rock. I'm sham rock.
If the musicals fandom is so accepting, why is it that I, Cats
January 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
If the musicals fandom is so accepting, why is it that I, Cats
Hey boy, were you born on April 1st? Because your entire life is a joke.
January 14, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Hey boy, were you born on April 1st? Because your entire life is a joke.
We got a case of the Fallout soda and I accidentally forgot a bottle of Sunset Sarsaparilla in the Nova Zone while I was working and Varun was like "why is there root beer on your altar" like...listen, not every flat surface in my witchcraft area is an altar! Some of them are coasters!
January 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
We got a case of the Fallout soda and I accidentally forgot a bottle of Sunset Sarsaparilla in the Nova Zone while I was working and Varun was like "why is there root beer on your altar" like...listen, not every flat surface in my witchcraft area is an altar! Some of them are coasters!
I just saw someone use the phrase wimmy wham wham wozzle in 2026 Slurms MacKenzie you will always be famous
January 9, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I just saw someone use the phrase wimmy wham wham wozzle in 2026 Slurms MacKenzie you will always be famous