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The Czar of the Heights, Mayor of Festivus & Frequent Flyer. Houston Cougar & Astros fan. Majored in Add/Drop w/ a minor in Late Registration. USMNT & Arsenal
Back to back meh performances from Arsenal, but 6 points secured. Next up on this glorious sports day UH v Arkansas basketball. COYG and Go Coogs!
December 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Who would’ve thunk it.
December 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The year is 2031, Kirk Herbstreit and AI Herbstreit is announcing 62 different football games a week across 39 different paid subscription platforms.
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I once got kicked out of Kay’s Lounge for arguing with Dave at the bar.
Dave Ward, who worked as ABC13 anchor for a record-setting 50 years, died on Saturday, the TV station announced. bit.ly/4rWOiHD
December 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Whew. COYG!
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December 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Holy shitter
December 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Someone has what looks to be a St. Bernard in the United Club. 😂
December 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
That end of the half drive was an absolute disaster class. Absolutely wretched. #Texans
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Watching your team score vs the Chiefs is like watching soccer. In soccer you wait to celebrate until VAR clears it, vs the Chiefs you scan the field for 5-10 seconds waiting to see if the refs are gonna throw a flag.
December 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My least favorite game is the one where you turn on/off closed captioning, on one of the 80 different apps we need to watch sports, and try to figure out which button you need to hit to close the dialog box. I’d say 1/2 the time I just end up backing out of the game and restarting it. Fun!
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Very few things beat the vibes of the first night at a resort
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Thanksgiving view.
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Thanksgiving ClubLife. So far Thanksgiving day travel has been on point. Zero TSA line at IAH.
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Absolutely dominated spurs. Great start to the morning
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November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
ClubLife charcuterie
November 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Time to eat.
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
ESPN+ games now available on DirecTV. No more switching to the app. Finally!
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Wednesday commute.
November 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Just overheard an elderly midwesterner pronounce quesadilla, “Cass-hey-de-yay”

November 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Every time the Dodgers win an angel gets an STD
October 12, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Current mood
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November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I need a walkoff ground rule double because the ball is stuck in the padding
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I love a good entire bullpen sprint over nothing.
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Coogs
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November 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM