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Hip Priest
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Eeeeeeeee what a palaver!

Northern TWAT, Consumer of Tea, Daft Exiled Yorkshireman, Ornithologist/Ecologist, Camera enjoyer, Golden Hour enthusiast, Bruce ForSYTH stan account.

🍩 ¡No Pasarán! 🍩

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Despite the wonky horizon, this is the best photo I've ever taken. I love the vanishing point into the mist as the sun was burning through.

It's the underside of the Humber Bridge in Hull and is a common pic that has been taken many times by locals but the weather that day was perfect for my pic.
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Q:
Why did Rachel Reeves take laxatives?

A:
Cos she couldn't budge it.
(Budget)
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Remember when Greggs brought out their vegan sausage rolls and loads of people on Twitter were proper up in arms about it.

Imagine getting rattled by something that a) you don't even have to buy and b) gives some other people more options.

Peak cunt behaviour.

(I tried one and they were nice).
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Right, need to crack on, these fields won't walk around themselves...
a man in a white shirt is standing in a room with a sign that says trump
Alt: Confused man meme
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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Cold one tonight
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Gouda: the thinking mans edam
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
'And that's when I realised he was only on brew count: 1'
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Good morning gasbags
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Crikey
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Hungry?
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Right, KEKKLES on, who wants chinning?
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Cold one tonight
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The glowing red monolith* told me to do it

*Random concrete post in the middle of a field
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Your da just paid good money for a 700W microwave
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Alright calm down Fagan
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Tonight's office
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Sat waiting for the sun to go down like some kind of ornithological vampire or summat

#ColinRobinson
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Brew Count: 5
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Golden Hour
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
With respect, get fucked*

*Good morning
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Nice night for it
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Anyone fancy larking out?
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Heading to Cornwall shortly if anyone wants sparking out at Gloucester services?
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Monday coming at you like
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM