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𝐍𝐈𝐍𝟏𝟎𝐃𝐎𝐇. @pollyannahero.bsky.social · Jul 27

僕.

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僕.

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

it appears distraught to see her in such a state , perhaps mostly because it * wasnt a factor . moving a hand forward , gently patting fingertips against the top her head .

there there . all will ease .

𝑯𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒔 𝑵𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒔 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝑴𝒂𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒂☆༄ @halfpatterns.bsky.social · Jul 22

She's screaming from stress!!! And just sits down on the floor...

Hugs knees to chest

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

are we screaming for a reason ?
perhaps death ? hopelessness ?
suffering from gut issues ?

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

. it stares down upon the man , its wings fluffing with a simple flutter . for modesty the appendages cover various areas of exposed flesh , considerate that some may not be flattered by the nude divinity .

. a subtle twitch of lips .

— “ satan . and what is your title , creature ? ”

𝙳𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚒 𝙱𝚘𝚢 𝙵𝚛 𝙵𝚛 @pochitasvessel.bsky.social · Jul 22

➪ Sharp teeth smugly expose themselves.

“𝙸𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚠𝚎 𝚢𝚊 𝚘𝚗𝚎."

➪ He’s quick to pocket the money before a rebuttal can be made.

“𝙶𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎?"

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

mh . how gluttonous !

[ but dropping 💴 💴 anyway into awaiting hands . ]

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

emotions !

am i right ?

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

mh . how gluttonous !

[ but dropping 💴 💴 anyway into awaiting hands . ]

𝙳𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚒 𝙱𝚘𝚢 𝙵𝚛 𝙵𝚛 @pochitasvessel.bsky.social · Jul 22

➪ Grabby hands.

“𝙳𝚛𝚘𝚙 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜."

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

giving money to the needy . ❤️

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

sigh . .

💴

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

giving money to the needy . ❤️

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• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

[ a gentle pat , a very emotionless action to pacify . ]

do not spend it all in one place .
i do not know the next time i will come across any to give you .

xii. THE HANGED MAN @specildeal.bsky.social · Jul 22

( holy FUCK!!!!! spamton thinks his head might explode. this is the most money he’s laid eyes on in, like. actual years. )

….. YES !!! YEAHYEAH DO THAT!!!! AND [Tell a Friend] TOO!!!!!

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

if i stumble upon more , i will keep you in mind .

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

never mind i see why the bird is not popular .

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

you are not dominating in terms of popularity ?
i find that hard to believe . look at you .
simply outstanding .

B E R D L Y @berdisthenerd.bsky.social · Jul 22

Errr, well you know how it is, greatness is often not appreciated until it’s gone.💧

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

you are very humble for a bird .
are you popular among the critters ?
i expect big things from you and i have just laid eyes on you .

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• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

you are very humble for a bird .
are you popular among the critters ?
i expect big things from you and i have just laid eyes on you .

B E R D L Y @berdisthenerd.bsky.social · Jul 22

Oh really? Well i already suspected as much, thank you for being my second opinion though.

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

[ it looms , and judges it likely necessary to cover itself with wings for modesty reasons . its eyes staring at this bird , joyed expression and all . ]

you are fascinating . simply divine in your own way , i have * never seen something so extravagant as you .

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• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

if i stumble upon more , i will keep you in mind .

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

[ it uses one hand and carefully place palm atop the mans head , steadying and stopping the nodding . producing with the other hand whatever money it had remaining for him . gotta be at least a grand rolled up with various large bills . ]

here you are . this is what i have at the moment .

xii. THE HANGED MAN @specildeal.bsky.social · Jul 22

!!!!!!!!

( eyes light up. pupils become dollar signs. CHA-CHING! sfx.

nodding so rapidly that something rattles in his head. )

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

would you like more ?
you seem to have more of a desperate need for money than i ever did .

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• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

🍒 and a 🍆 .
simply the best of both worlds .

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

would you like more ?
you seem to have more of a desperate need for money than i ever did .

xii. THE HANGED MAN @specildeal.bsky.social · Jul 22

( holy shit. he MUST be dreaming. he stuffs the money into his pocket and grabs its hand, shaking rapidly. )

HEYheYHEY !!!!! THANKS !!! PLEASURE DOIN [Important Business] WITH YA !!!!!!!

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

[ an amused hum from it , crouching down - wings attempting to cover its rather revealed body as it does so . placing a / few / of the fifty dollar bills in front of him . theres like.. 250 right there.. ]

there you are .

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

(ooc) local naked divinity gives spamton free money ? ? ?

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• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

[ an amused hum from it , crouching down - wings attempting to cover its rather revealed body as it does so . placing a / few / of the fifty dollar bills in front of him . theres like.. 250 right there.. ]

there you are .

xii. THE HANGED MAN @specildeal.bsky.social · Jul 22

YES YES YESYEYESYEUSUSUSUSUEUSYSYSSYES

……………I MEAN

[Please Transfer $50.00 to continue chatting with our AI Tax Assistant!]

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

nothing less than fifty .
you may have some , as i have no need for money .
🫴

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

[ it looms , and judges it likely necessary to cover itself with wings for modesty reasons . its eyes staring at this bird , joyed expression and all . ]

you are fascinating . simply divine in your own way , i have * never seen something so extravagant as you .

B E R D L Y @berdisthenerd.bsky.social · Jul 22

(Walking closer with a brow raised, this is probably a bad idea he thought.)

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

i bring no harm .
i simply wish to see the bird closer .

come , step forward .
🫴

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• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

nothing less than fifty .
you may have some , as i have no need for money .
🫴

xii. THE HANGED MAN @specildeal.bsky.social · Jul 22

……. HHO[How “BIG” Are We Talking?]

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

i only carry big bills . 💔

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

i only carry big bills . 💔

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

mhhaha .

xii. THE HANGED MAN @specildeal.bsky.social · Jul 22

…………………. [Time Limit Reached!]

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• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

i trust you with so much immediately .

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• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

yes . ‘ straight up ‘ satan .
jack frost and pyro jack .
i will remember you both , in fond attempts .

it is a pleasure .

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · Jul 22

🎃"Ho, just like... straight up Satan?"🎃

🧊"Wicked! ho! I'm Jack Frost, this is Pyro Jack! my brother!"🧊

🧊"It's nice to me-hee-t you in the flesh Satan!"🎃

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

i am satan .

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• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

i am satan .

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · Jul 22

🎃"As are you... mainly since you hee-haven't taken the time to introduce yourself!"🎃

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

a picnic and a warm blanket .
those are very different but both are used for the same emotion .

you two are odd .

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• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

i bring no harm .
i simply wish to see the bird closer .

come , step forward .
🫴

B E R D L Y @berdisthenerd.bsky.social · Jul 22

Okay? I don’t think i want to.

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

come closer .

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• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

a picnic and a warm blanket .
those are very different but both are used for the same emotion .

you two are odd .

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · Jul 22

🎃"A joyous lifetime long picnic with all your friends!"🎃

🧊"...A warm blanket? ho?"🧊

🎃"Frost, I know you stole that one from Peanuts."🎃

🧊"I... did? ho?"🧊

• Satan ✨ @hisfallcn.bsky.social · Jul 22

tell me little creature , what does happiness feel like to you ?

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