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Them: What are your thoughts about the new year?
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In the old & proven tradition of continuous gender wars 🤣 here's my first #ManTipMonday for 2026. Fellas we will lift up ourselves this year!
Comment or repost your advice. I'll go first! #mtm
Comment or repost your advice. I'll go first! #mtm
January 5, 2026 at 10:14 PM
In the old & proven tradition of continuous gender wars 🤣 here's my first #ManTipMonday for 2026. Fellas we will lift up ourselves this year!
Comment or repost your advice. I'll go first! #mtm
Comment or repost your advice. I'll go first! #mtm
Them: What are your thoughts about the new year?
Me:
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January 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Them: What are your thoughts about the new year?
Me:
Me:
Closing Word for 2025: Bro, if you in a "relationship" and she don't ever bring you a bottle...it's okay to cheat. She don't really Love you. #RelationshipAdvice #HealthyRelationships
December 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Closing Word for 2025: Bro, if you in a "relationship" and she don't ever bring you a bottle...it's okay to cheat. She don't really Love you. #RelationshipAdvice #HealthyRelationships
I don't care what anyone says..."I raised that boy right!" He brought me a plate from his Momma's house...oxtails, jerk chicken, ham, cornbread & rice. Not a single green thing on the plate, like a true Jamaican! #christmasleftovers #dinnerplate #christmas
December 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I don't care what anyone says..."I raised that boy right!" He brought me a plate from his Momma's house...oxtails, jerk chicken, ham, cornbread & rice. Not a single green thing on the plate, like a true Jamaican! #christmasleftovers #dinnerplate #christmas
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This is a satire/parody account. I am a fictional character. Nothing posted here reflects my real opinions, my company's, my clients', or any sentient being's. If you're offended, congrats you found the joke. If you agree, we should hangout but also get help. 🔞 sometimes.
This is a satire/parody account. I am a fictional character. Nothing posted here reflects my real opinions, my company's, my clients', or any sentient being's. If you're offended, congrats you found the joke. If you agree, we should hangout but also get help. 🔞 sometimes.
December 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
🚨 READ THIS FIRST 🚨
This is a satire/parody account. I am a fictional character. Nothing posted here reflects my real opinions, my company's, my clients', or any sentient being's. If you're offended, congrats you found the joke. If you agree, we should hangout but also get help. 🔞 sometimes.
This is a satire/parody account. I am a fictional character. Nothing posted here reflects my real opinions, my company's, my clients', or any sentient being's. If you're offended, congrats you found the joke. If you agree, we should hangout but also get help. 🔞 sometimes.