Definitely Not Randolph
@hitnrun.bsky.social
🚨 PARODY 🚨 Not real. Not legally responsible. Nothing I post is real or reflects anyone's actual opinions, especially not mine. If this upsets you, the algorithm thanks you for engaging. If you agree we're soul mates but seek help. 🔞 sometimes.
January 12, 2026 at 8:10 PM
In the old & proven tradition of continuous gender wars 🤣 here's my first #ManTipMonday for 2026. Fellas we will lift up ourselves this year!
Comment or repost your advice. I'll go first! #mtm
Comment or repost your advice. I'll go first! #mtm
January 5, 2026 at 10:14 PM
In the old & proven tradition of continuous gender wars 🤣 here's my first #ManTipMonday for 2026. Fellas we will lift up ourselves this year!
Comment or repost your advice. I'll go first! #mtm
Comment or repost your advice. I'll go first! #mtm
Them: What are your thoughts about the new year?
Me:
Me:
January 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Them: What are your thoughts about the new year?
Me:
Me:
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This is a satire/parody account. I am a fictional character. Nothing posted here reflects my real opinions, my company's, my clients', or any sentient being's. If you're offended, congrats you found the joke. If you agree, we should hangout but also get help. 🔞 sometimes.
This is a satire/parody account. I am a fictional character. Nothing posted here reflects my real opinions, my company's, my clients', or any sentient being's. If you're offended, congrats you found the joke. If you agree, we should hangout but also get help. 🔞 sometimes.
December 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
🚨 READ THIS FIRST 🚨
This is a satire/parody account. I am a fictional character. Nothing posted here reflects my real opinions, my company's, my clients', or any sentient being's. If you're offended, congrats you found the joke. If you agree, we should hangout but also get help. 🔞 sometimes.
This is a satire/parody account. I am a fictional character. Nothing posted here reflects my real opinions, my company's, my clients', or any sentient being's. If you're offended, congrats you found the joke. If you agree, we should hangout but also get help. 🔞 sometimes.