Vandy
@hivandy.bsky.social
In another life I was BB_26_Burner 👨🏻
#Survivor50 draft complete, and I am proud to have assembled an elite squad of messy bitches.
February 10, 2026 at 1:48 AM
#Survivor50 draft complete, and I am proud to have assembled an elite squad of messy bitches.
Ordered groceries and my shopper was just assigned - it’s a man with a 91% rating. I’m doomed.
February 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Ordered groceries and my shopper was just assigned - it’s a man with a 91% rating. I’m doomed.
Handwriting expert and advanced laughter detective #TheTraitors
February 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Handwriting expert and advanced laughter detective #TheTraitors
#TheTraitors: a TV show where you can watch Stephen Colletti from Laguna Beach direct a photo shoot in which a Real Housewife pretends to milk an Olympic figure skater while a K Pop star eats grass in the background.
February 6, 2026 at 2:07 AM
#TheTraitors: a TV show where you can watch Stephen Colletti from Laguna Beach direct a photo shoot in which a Real Housewife pretends to milk an Olympic figure skater while a K Pop star eats grass in the background.
Omg, the prospect of Traitors “jury house” segments…imagine the possibilities
need The Traitors to test out an Edge of Extinction & no I’m not joking
February 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Omg, the prospect of Traitors “jury house” segments…imagine the possibilities
A friend I hadn’t talked to in years texted me today and asked to get on a phone call, and at first I was like “shit, she joined an MLM”
But then it turned out she actually wanted help organizing an ICE Protest and we love that!
But then it turned out she actually wanted help organizing an ICE Protest and we love that!
January 28, 2026 at 12:47 AM
A friend I hadn’t talked to in years texted me today and asked to get on a phone call, and at first I was like “shit, she joined an MLM”
But then it turned out she actually wanted help organizing an ICE Protest and we love that!
But then it turned out she actually wanted help organizing an ICE Protest and we love that!
Do we think that maybe the faithfuls are acting dumb because they don’t have enough salmon at breakfast and the lack of omega 3 fatty acids is impacting their brain function?
That’s probably it.
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
That’s probably it.
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
January 17, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Do we think that maybe the faithfuls are acting dumb because they don’t have enough salmon at breakfast and the lack of omega 3 fatty acids is impacting their brain function?
That’s probably it.
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
That’s probably it.
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
We all know this man is terrible so I don’t need to restate that.
But Rob correcting “commiserate” was excellent. It was really bothering me too.
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
But Rob correcting “commiserate” was excellent. It was really bothering me too.
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
#TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors
There's putting your foot in your mouth. Then there's putting it so far through your digestive system that it comes out your ass and becomes a foot again 😶
(Also Rob stopping things to correct the use of "comisserate" is fantastic)
There's putting your foot in your mouth. Then there's putting it so far through your digestive system that it comes out your ass and becomes a foot again 😶
(Also Rob stopping things to correct the use of "comisserate" is fantastic)
January 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
We all know this man is terrible so I don’t need to restate that.
But Rob correcting “commiserate” was excellent. It was really bothering me too.
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
But Rob correcting “commiserate” was excellent. It was really bothering me too.
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
I really need my favorite Faithfuls to stop having excellent and correct reads on the game, and then deciding to share those reads with Candiace.
RIP Monet.
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
RIP Monet.
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
January 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I really need my favorite Faithfuls to stop having excellent and correct reads on the game, and then deciding to share those reads with Candiace.
RIP Monet.
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
RIP Monet.
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
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Ian and Rob the first two murdered…. #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Ian and Rob the first two murdered…. #TheTraitorsUS
Most of these are tame or non-answers, and then Rob Rausch comes in hot, saying he built an explosive and blew up his brother when he was 12?!
I did not see his season of Love Island, but I may have to stan if he’s going to be this chaotic.
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
I did not see his season of Love Island, but I may have to stan if he’s going to be this chaotic.
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
#TheTraitors season 4 cast members reveal the most traitorous things they've ever done, including firing a father, stealing wig glue, and 'pretending to be straight.' #TheTraitorsUS ew.com/the-traitors...
'The Traitors' season 4 cast members reveal most traitorous things they've ever done (exclusive)
'The Traitors' season 4 cast members reveal the most traitorous things they've ever done, including firing a father, stealing wig glue, and 'pretending to be straight.'
ew.com
January 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Most of these are tame or non-answers, and then Rob Rausch comes in hot, saying he built an explosive and blew up his brother when he was 12?!
I did not see his season of Love Island, but I may have to stan if he’s going to be this chaotic.
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
I did not see his season of Love Island, but I may have to stan if he’s going to be this chaotic.
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
Just got an email to be a playtester for my favorite video game series of all time and my little gamer heart is so full!
a man with a beard is holding an inflatable duck in his hands while standing in front of a pink chair .
Alt: a man with a beard is holding an inflatable duck in his hands while standing in front of a pink chair .
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Just got an email to be a playtester for my favorite video game series of all time and my little gamer heart is so full!
#Survivor #Survivor49
Dude, you can never make me hate Sage. As a fellow neurodivergent woman with a constant need to over explain myself, and an inability to be concise, I am loving everything happening on Sage’s IG right now.
Holy shit, she’s me if I could ever get over my people pleasing.
Dude, you can never make me hate Sage. As a fellow neurodivergent woman with a constant need to over explain myself, and an inability to be concise, I am loving everything happening on Sage’s IG right now.
Holy shit, she’s me if I could ever get over my people pleasing.
January 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
#Survivor #Survivor49
Dude, you can never make me hate Sage. As a fellow neurodivergent woman with a constant need to over explain myself, and an inability to be concise, I am loving everything happening on Sage’s IG right now.
Holy shit, she’s me if I could ever get over my people pleasing.
Dude, you can never make me hate Sage. As a fellow neurodivergent woman with a constant need to over explain myself, and an inability to be concise, I am loving everything happening on Sage’s IG right now.
Holy shit, she’s me if I could ever get over my people pleasing.
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USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Pizzy clip from a #TAR38 reunion podcast just came across my feed. I hope someday someone is as excited about anything I do as @paigeseber.bsky.social was about @flutedyke.bsky.social eating bugs
December 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Pizzy clip from a #TAR38 reunion podcast just came across my feed. I hope someday someone is as excited about anything I do as @paigeseber.bsky.social was about @flutedyke.bsky.social eating bugs
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We wish you a Merry Bloomfmas! We wish you a Merry Bloomfmas! And a Happy New Year!
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
We wish you a Merry Bloomfmas! We wish you a Merry Bloomfmas! And a Happy New Year!
“When a young beauty walked by, he loved to ‘grab snatch’”
It’s sick. He told us this himself, years ago, and they still elected him.
It’s sick. He told us this himself, years ago, and they still elected him.
A newly released Epstein document includes a letter that Jeffrey wrote to fellow sex offender Larry Nassar, alleging that Donald Trump “shares [their] love of young nubile girls.”
(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
December 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
“When a young beauty walked by, he loved to ‘grab snatch’”
It’s sick. He told us this himself, years ago, and they still elected him.
It’s sick. He told us this himself, years ago, and they still elected him.
Just did our team gift swap at work, and my Secret Santa sent me a DnD Christmas tree ornament, and a gamer cat throw blanket. Feeling very seen rn 🥰
December 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Just did our team gift swap at work, and my Secret Santa sent me a DnD Christmas tree ornament, and a gamer cat throw blanket. Feeling very seen rn 🥰
Can’t wait til Monday when my coworkers ask me what I did over the weekend and I get to say “I watched some reality tv people role play a dexterity battle between the Ghost of old man and a Small wooden child” #rhapdnd
December 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Can’t wait til Monday when my coworkers ask me what I did over the weekend and I get to say “I watched some reality tv people role play a dexterity battle between the Ghost of old man and a Small wooden child” #rhapdnd
Immediately worth watching.
December 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Immediately worth watching.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
….oh.
….oh.
December 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
….oh.
….oh.
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Time Person of the Year: the Etsy witches.
December 19, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Time Person of the Year: the Etsy witches.
Whole skyline is thirsting over Heated Rivalry, and I’m just over here frantically trying to decide if I think Whitney or Robbie looks prettier tonight on #CriticalRole.
(It’s both, they can both be pretty)
(It’s both, they can both be pretty)
December 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Whole skyline is thirsting over Heated Rivalry, and I’m just over here frantically trying to decide if I think Whitney or Robbie looks prettier tonight on #CriticalRole.
(It’s both, they can both be pretty)
(It’s both, they can both be pretty)