Michelle, a good witch
@hiyinx.bsky.social
Michelle | Supreme | Artsy Witchy Modelly | She/her
Girlfriend of Amber
https://ko-fi.com/magicmichelle if you want to caffeinate a girl
Girlfriend of Amber
https://ko-fi.com/magicmichelle if you want to caffeinate a girl
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Unfollows "Doomscroll subreddit."
Follows "Fallout 4 subreddit."
Follows "Fallout 4 subreddit."
February 18, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Unfollows "Doomscroll subreddit."
Follows "Fallout 4 subreddit."
Follows "Fallout 4 subreddit."
I brought back ranch dressing to enhance my pizza and I'm sure my few Italian ancestors are doing some kind of sick 360 kickflip in their graves
February 18, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I brought back ranch dressing to enhance my pizza and I'm sure my few Italian ancestors are doing some kind of sick 360 kickflip in their graves
Hamlet, Act 1 - Scene 5
February 18, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Hamlet, Act 1 - Scene 5
I'm de-cluttering and omg it's so satisfying
February 18, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I'm de-cluttering and omg it's so satisfying
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A vintage ABK sketch to plug my UK tour. KING OF CRUMBS starts this Saturday! Come along for more nonsense like this.
www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
February 18, 2026 at 3:14 PM
A vintage ABK sketch to plug my UK tour. KING OF CRUMBS starts this Saturday! Come along for more nonsense like this.
www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
Ralof: Hey. You. You're finally awake.
Me: Cut me some slack bro, I'm jetlagged af
Me: Cut me some slack bro, I'm jetlagged af
February 18, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Ralof: Hey. You. You're finally awake.
Me: Cut me some slack bro, I'm jetlagged af
Me: Cut me some slack bro, I'm jetlagged af
People speaking Dutch on the radio and I have no idea what they're talking about.
February 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
People speaking Dutch on the radio and I have no idea what they're talking about.
Awake for 26.5 hours.
February 17, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Awake for 26.5 hours.
Hey fuck you pal
February 17, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Hey fuck you pal
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Shawn: *yawns*
Shaun: *yauns*
Sean: *yeans*
Shaun: *yauns*
Sean: *yeans*
February 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Shawn: *yawns*
Shaun: *yauns*
Sean: *yeans*
Shaun: *yauns*
Sean: *yeans*
I've landed
Mom: Look it's all still here
Me:
Mom: Look it's all still here
Me:
a man wearing glasses and a vest is sitting on a couch and says wack .
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a vest is sitting on a couch and says wack .
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 9:49 AM
I've landed
Mom: Look it's all still here
Me:
Mom: Look it's all still here
Me:
I like people who are insistent on taking a window seat on a transatlantic flight, because you just see ocean for about 7 hours
February 16, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I like people who are insistent on taking a window seat on a transatlantic flight, because you just see ocean for about 7 hours
As much as I like the movie 300, when Leonidas scoffs and calls the Athenians "boy-lovers" and
February 16, 2026 at 7:18 PM
As much as I like the movie 300, when Leonidas scoffs and calls the Athenians "boy-lovers" and
Shawn: *yawns*
Shaun: *yauns*
Sean: *yeans*
Shaun: *yauns*
Sean: *yeans*
February 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Shawn: *yawns*
Shaun: *yauns*
Sean: *yeans*
Shaun: *yauns*
Sean: *yeans*
I like how this ridiculousness is followed up by an ad for donations with the first line "at this unsettling time"
‘Nice shoes, mate’: we road test the brick-shaped £199 Lego Crocs
Lego and Crocs have joined forces to create oversized Lego-shaped shoes. Are they as ridiculous as they sound? We sent our most podophilic writer to find out
www.theguardian.com
February 16, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I like how this ridiculousness is followed up by an ad for donations with the first line "at this unsettling time"
Denethor: Faramir only wears midi wool skirts.
Under Woke 2.0 Boromir is getting his mini skirt back.
February 16, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Denethor: Faramir only wears midi wool skirts.
Any temp agency starting their email with "Yo Michelle" has me cringe so hard I think I imploded a bit
February 16, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Any temp agency starting their email with "Yo Michelle" has me cringe so hard I think I imploded a bit
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I have amazing news for you regarding those dudes hooking up
February 16, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I have amazing news for you regarding those dudes hooking up
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Obviously another dude
February 16, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Obviously another dude
She's so intellectually funny, and just very pure
February 16, 2026 at 1:37 PM
She's so intellectually funny, and just very pure
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Dropped @hiyinx.bsky.social off at the airport and I already miss my girlfriend
February 16, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Dropped @hiyinx.bsky.social off at the airport and I already miss my girlfriend