Michelle, a good witch
@hiyinx.bsky.social
Michelle | Supreme | Artsy Witchy Modelly | She/her
Girlfriend of Amber
https://ko-fi.com/magicmichelle if you want to caffeinate a girl
Girlfriend of Amber
https://ko-fi.com/magicmichelle if you want to caffeinate a girl
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People speaking Dutch on the radio and I have no idea what they're talking about.
February 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
People speaking Dutch on the radio and I have no idea what they're talking about.
Awake for 26.5 hours.
February 17, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Awake for 26.5 hours.
Hey fuck you pal
February 17, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Hey fuck you pal
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Shawn: *yawns*
Shaun: *yauns*
Sean: *yeans*
Shaun: *yauns*
Sean: *yeans*
February 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Shawn: *yawns*
Shaun: *yauns*
Sean: *yeans*
Shaun: *yauns*
Sean: *yeans*
I've landed
Mom: Look it's all still here
Me:
Mom: Look it's all still here
Me:
a man wearing glasses and a vest is sitting on a couch and says wack .
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a vest is sitting on a couch and says wack .
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 9:49 AM
I've landed
Mom: Look it's all still here
Me:
Mom: Look it's all still here
Me:
I like people who are insistent on taking a window seat on a transatlantic flight, because you just see ocean for about 7 hours
February 16, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I like people who are insistent on taking a window seat on a transatlantic flight, because you just see ocean for about 7 hours
As much as I like the movie 300, when Leonidas scoffs and calls the Athenians "boy-lovers" and
February 16, 2026 at 7:18 PM
As much as I like the movie 300, when Leonidas scoffs and calls the Athenians "boy-lovers" and
Shawn: *yawns*
Shaun: *yauns*
Sean: *yeans*
Shaun: *yauns*
Sean: *yeans*
February 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Shawn: *yawns*
Shaun: *yauns*
Sean: *yeans*
Shaun: *yauns*
Sean: *yeans*
I like how this ridiculousness is followed up by an ad for donations with the first line "at this unsettling time"
‘Nice shoes, mate’: we road test the brick-shaped £199 Lego Crocs
Lego and Crocs have joined forces to create oversized Lego-shaped shoes. Are they as ridiculous as they sound? We sent our most podophilic writer to find out
www.theguardian.com
February 16, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I like how this ridiculousness is followed up by an ad for donations with the first line "at this unsettling time"
Denethor: Faramir only wears midi wool skirts.
Under Woke 2.0 Boromir is getting his mini skirt back.
February 16, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Denethor: Faramir only wears midi wool skirts.
Any temp agency starting their email with "Yo Michelle" has me cringe so hard I think I imploded a bit
February 16, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Any temp agency starting their email with "Yo Michelle" has me cringe so hard I think I imploded a bit
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I have amazing news for you regarding those dudes hooking up
February 16, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I have amazing news for you regarding those dudes hooking up
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Obviously another dude
February 16, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Obviously another dude
She's so intellectually funny, and just very pure
February 16, 2026 at 1:37 PM
She's so intellectually funny, and just very pure
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Dropped @hiyinx.bsky.social off at the airport and I already miss my girlfriend
February 16, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Dropped @hiyinx.bsky.social off at the airport and I already miss my girlfriend
@risettemd.bsky.social dropped me off at the airport and it's wild how I immediately miss my girlfriend
February 16, 2026 at 1:03 PM
@risettemd.bsky.social dropped me off at the airport and it's wild how I immediately miss my girlfriend
My brain chose to see this as a moonwalk and now I can't un-see it.
Woman Walking - 1906
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3105283
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3105283
February 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM
My brain chose to see this as a moonwalk and now I can't un-see it.
Tapping the sign again.
Weird guys on BlueSky,
If you "like" all the selfies of the last weeks in my media tab, I will 100% think you're a weirdo with at least one restraining order on your name.
Ice-cold regards,
Women.
If you "like" all the selfies of the last weeks in my media tab, I will 100% think you're a weirdo with at least one restraining order on your name.
Ice-cold regards,
Women.
February 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Tapping the sign again.
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Sure feels like a Sunday
February 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Sure feels like a Sunday
Sure feels like a Sunday
February 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Sure feels like a Sunday
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I am ABSOLUTELY reading this as HARD PROOF that Romans farmed ichthyosaurs.
It is fact now. Sorry.
It is fact now. Sorry.
Ichthyosaur snout and Roman farm found in bypass dig. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Ichthyosaur snout and Roman farm found in Melton bypass digs
Archaeological digs unearth a rich seam of discoveries dating back to prehistory.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 15, 2026 at 11:52 AM
I am ABSOLUTELY reading this as HARD PROOF that Romans farmed ichthyosaurs.
It is fact now. Sorry.
It is fact now. Sorry.
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Before transition I considered myself an ally to women's rights, and since coming out and experiencing it all first hand I've become full angry feminist. My main question is usually why cis women aren't even angrier?
Trans women are the perfect witnesses to say that cis men don't give a shit.
Trans women are the perfect witnesses to say that cis men don't give a shit.
February 14, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Before transition I considered myself an ally to women's rights, and since coming out and experiencing it all first hand I've become full angry feminist. My main question is usually why cis women aren't even angrier?
Trans women are the perfect witnesses to say that cis men don't give a shit.
Trans women are the perfect witnesses to say that cis men don't give a shit.