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HMSPatton
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The horror of being socially tapped out but competitive at game night. Its a neurodivergent nightmare 🫠🫠 I wanna leave but I gotta stay
January 24, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Once read a book that theorized right handedness came from parents holding their newborns/children on their left, close to their hearts to soothe them while using their right hand to do tasks.
Unrelated, majority of my lesbian friends are left handed.
August 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
hear me out. In the american squid game...Cowboys and Indians. use that game as a comment/critique of US as an imperialistic/genocidal power that will stop at nothing to extract value from what it claims through brute force #squidgame
July 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
While s4 of #LoveDeath+Robots was kind of a wash, I gotta sayone of my favorite moments was from "The Screaming of the Tyrannosaur" when the working class takes a bite out of the ruling class 🦖
May 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
US Senators have the chance to do something real funny in a week #juliusceasar#idesofmarch
March 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Uncontrolled wildfires suck, yet it soothes the soul when you can hear the wildlife returning. What was once dead and silent, coming back to life bit by bit. Its kinda magical. 🌱🐦
January 20, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Running CoS and I can see why the Watcherhaus is described as 'hating itself'. I hate drawing it and I bet it's creator did too. Too many fucking doors in such little space. It's a pain in the ass to map out. Despite all that it still lends to the ambiance of the setting so I guess it's not all bad.
January 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Alternatively, they ask you what you want, but a stable economy, a job that doesn't suck, and a world not on fire aren't feasible so it's books, books, and more books again please.
Christmas shopping for your parents is so fun, please enjoy this gift which is inferior to the version of it you could easily afford to buy for yourself
December 4, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Im a DM running Curse of Strahd and there's some NPC little bros named Martin and Viggo...theyre another NPC's sons. Viggo. Martin. Sons. Viggo Mortinsen. Like no. Get ur LotR outta my D&D you nerds. It's breaking my game of make believes' immersion 😅
November 21, 2024 at 6:25 AM
Hard to he optimistic about the future when every other news article from legacy media reads like an Onion article.
November 13, 2024 at 9:32 AM