RangerPosting
@hobbitwithabow.bsky.social
Welcome to the ranger’s guild adventurer, leave the bounty with our Guildmaster 🍃 Guild page run by Ficus(level 23 Halfling Ranger, Headmaster of Nature Magics at The Arcane University)🍃 We smoke grass & hunt fast
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RangerPosting
@hobbitwithabow.bsky.social
· Oct 21
Welcome to the Rangers Guild adventurer! Village raided by goblinoids? Dragon eat your sister? Somebody steal your sweetroll? We're here to help! Our rangers specialize in hunting and tracking, and the Guildmaster is a certified beast master!
-WILL HUNT GNOLLS AND BANDITS FOR FREE-
-WILL HUNT GNOLLS AND BANDITS FOR FREE-
Also greetings, I am not dead! I am just very busy with busy work things and seasonal depression forced me to take a social media break
November 14, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Also greetings, I am not dead! I am just very busy with busy work things and seasonal depression forced me to take a social media break
For breakfast I shall have milk and shrimp
For lunch I shall have more milk and more shrimp
#girldinner
For lunch I shall have more milk and more shrimp
#girldinner
November 14, 2024 at 4:03 PM
For breakfast I shall have milk and shrimp
For lunch I shall have more milk and more shrimp
#girldinner
For lunch I shall have more milk and more shrimp
#girldinner
Nobody tell the academy headmistress but I am making tiny weaponry to arm the squirrels on campus and see how the students fare…
October 28, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Nobody tell the academy headmistress but I am making tiny weaponry to arm the squirrels on campus and see how the students fare…
I SAID CAST ‘HEALING HANDS’
“HEALING” HANDS YOU DENSE SPELLCASTER, NOT “PEELING HANDS”
“HEALING” HANDS YOU DENSE SPELLCASTER, NOT “PEELING HANDS”
October 27, 2024 at 2:41 PM
I SAID CAST ‘HEALING HANDS’
“HEALING” HANDS YOU DENSE SPELLCASTER, NOT “PEELING HANDS”
“HEALING” HANDS YOU DENSE SPELLCASTER, NOT “PEELING HANDS”
He is helping me make second breakfast as we speak
October 24, 2024 at 11:09 PM
He is helping me make second breakfast as we speak
(From the distance) greetings adventurer..!
October 23, 2024 at 6:20 PM
(From the distance) greetings adventurer..!
No I don’t think I will, actually
Come outside.
October 23, 2024 at 1:59 AM
No I don’t think I will, actually
I am once again thinking about beautiful drow elf people, mine only weakness
October 23, 2024 at 1:45 AM
I am once again thinking about beautiful drow elf people, mine only weakness
Gender is NOT the same as sex. Gender is what you identify as, sex is what I’m going to be having with Drizzt Do’Urden tonight. Stay informed, kids.
October 23, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Gender is NOT the same as sex. Gender is what you identify as, sex is what I’m going to be having with Drizzt Do’Urden tonight. Stay informed, kids.
UPDATE: Do NOT cast Speak with Animals on your local catfish population, they are FREAKS
October 23, 2024 at 1:12 AM
UPDATE: Do NOT cast Speak with Animals on your local catfish population, they are FREAKS
When I’m playing dungeons & dragons and the GM tells me to roll for perception (he doesn’t know I ate my dice yet)
October 22, 2024 at 11:40 PM
When I’m playing dungeons & dragons and the GM tells me to roll for perception (he doesn’t know I ate my dice yet)
Me leaving wizardtwt to come to bluesky with all my old posts shoved up my ass
October 22, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Me leaving wizardtwt to come to bluesky with all my old posts shoved up my ass
Of all mine avian companions, chickens are by far one of the least intelligent…
October 21, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Of all mine avian companions, chickens are by far one of the least intelligent…
Presenting this ranger’s favorite ranger; isn’t he lovely?
October 21, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Presenting this ranger’s favorite ranger; isn’t he lovely?
I am having thoughts… about perchance building a d&d campaign based around all the adventures from my time so far in the enchanted forest… we shall see
October 21, 2024 at 4:14 PM
I am having thoughts… about perchance building a d&d campaign based around all the adventures from my time so far in the enchanted forest… we shall see
“i’m a top” “i’m a bottom” okay ??? i’m a ranger???? hunter of the wilds??? protector of the innocent?? friend to all woodland creatures?????
October 21, 2024 at 4:10 PM
“i’m a top” “i’m a bottom” okay ??? i’m a ranger???? hunter of the wilds??? protector of the innocent?? friend to all woodland creatures?????
Advertise your account with one image
I fear for the wizard and his homunculus
I fear for the wizard and his homunculus
October 21, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Advertise your account with one image
I fear for the wizard and his homunculus
I fear for the wizard and his homunculus
I wish I had been named Bong-Water…
October 21, 2024 at 2:52 PM
I wish I had been named Bong-Water…
A little get to know me from the old enchanted forest
October 21, 2024 at 2:51 PM
A little get to know me from the old enchanted forest
Me when the wizard wants to cast fireball in an enclosed space
October 21, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Me when the wizard wants to cast fireball in an enclosed space
Welcome to the Rangers Guild adventurer! Village raided by goblinoids? Dragon eat your sister? Somebody steal your sweetroll? We're here to help! Our rangers specialize in hunting and tracking, and the Guildmaster is a certified beast master!
-WILL HUNT GNOLLS AND BANDITS FOR FREE-
-WILL HUNT GNOLLS AND BANDITS FOR FREE-
October 21, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Welcome to the Rangers Guild adventurer! Village raided by goblinoids? Dragon eat your sister? Somebody steal your sweetroll? We're here to help! Our rangers specialize in hunting and tracking, and the Guildmaster is a certified beast master!
-WILL HUNT GNOLLS AND BANDITS FOR FREE-
-WILL HUNT GNOLLS AND BANDITS FOR FREE-