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hobbitwithabow.bsky.social
RangerPosting
@hobbitwithabow.bsky.social
Welcome to the ranger’s guild adventurer, leave the bounty with our Guildmaster 🍃 Guild page run by Ficus(level 23 Halfling Ranger, Headmaster of Nature Magics at The Arcane University)🍃 We smoke grass & hunt fast
Nobody tell the academy headmistress but I am making tiny weaponry to arm the squirrels on campus and see how the students fare…
October 28, 2024 at 3:24 PM
I SAID CAST ‘HEALING HANDS’

“HEALING” HANDS YOU DENSE SPELLCASTER, NOT “PEELING HANDS”
October 27, 2024 at 2:41 PM
He is helping me make second breakfast as we speak
October 24, 2024 at 11:09 PM
(From the distance) greetings adventurer..!
October 23, 2024 at 6:20 PM
UPDATE: Do NOT cast Speak with Animals on your local catfish population, they are FREAKS
October 23, 2024 at 1:12 AM
When I’m playing dungeons & dragons and the GM tells me to roll for perception (he doesn’t know I ate my dice yet)
October 22, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Me leaving wizardtwt to come to bluesky with all my old posts shoved up my ass
October 22, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Of all mine avian companions, chickens are by far one of the least intelligent…
October 21, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Presenting this ranger’s favorite ranger; isn’t he lovely?
October 21, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Advertise your account with one image

I fear for the wizard and his homunculus
October 21, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I wish I had been named Bong-Water…
October 21, 2024 at 2:52 PM
And the blank for anyone interested
October 21, 2024 at 2:52 PM
A little get to know me from the old enchanted forest
October 21, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Me when the wizard wants to cast fireball in an enclosed space
October 21, 2024 at 2:51 PM