hailey
@hoejackborseman.bsky.social
send me ur ranked list of all 49 seasons of survivor or shut the fuck up
Conor’s family is cheating to beat me in Scrabble ???????
February 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Conor’s family is cheating to beat me in Scrabble ???????
vacation cabin has a king sized bed and idk if we’re going to be able to go back to slumming it in a queen :/
February 7, 2026 at 4:14 PM
vacation cabin has a king sized bed and idk if we’re going to be able to go back to slumming it in a queen :/
nothing like waking up feeling like ur in grandfathers mansion to remind you you missed a desvenlafaxine dose
February 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
nothing like waking up feeling like ur in grandfathers mansion to remind you you missed a desvenlafaxine dose
Caleb just described a spell as “prophylactic” at the table
February 6, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Caleb just described a spell as “prophylactic” at the table
I got a new 6th grade student & his mom texted me after week 1 that he’s enjoying school for the first time in his life, I—😭😭😭
February 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I got a new 6th grade student & his mom texted me after week 1 that he’s enjoying school for the first time in his life, I—😭😭😭
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
winter coat & chacos is the january uniform
January 31, 2026 at 10:01 PM
winter coat & chacos is the january uniform
Rob eating an entire boiled egg off a fork in one bite while everyone fights over who the Traitors are is my tv moment of the week
January 30, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Rob eating an entire boiled egg off a fork in one bite while everyone fights over who the Traitors are is my tv moment of the week
nothing hits harder than a nice dinner w your favorite person after good news :’)
January 29, 2026 at 3:31 AM
nothing hits harder than a nice dinner w your favorite person after good news :’)
yeaaaaah guys AM is actually the sexiest album of all time it wasn’t just bc we were 14
January 24, 2026 at 8:58 PM
yeaaaaah guys AM is actually the sexiest album of all time it wasn’t just bc we were 14
baby girl wdym I’m 28 & it looks like arthritis is what is causing my skin to attack itself hahahahahahahahah
January 23, 2026 at 9:06 PM
baby girl wdym I’m 28 & it looks like arthritis is what is causing my skin to attack itself hahahahahahahahah
nothing like a doctor calling you a zebra 😇😇😇
January 22, 2026 at 5:49 PM
nothing like a doctor calling you a zebra 😇😇😇
no censored music when I get married !!!! leave ur kids at home if you don’t want to explain what the n-word is after a Tyler track so sorry
January 19, 2026 at 7:44 PM
no censored music when I get married !!!! leave ur kids at home if you don’t want to explain what the n-word is after a Tyler track so sorry
all these 2016 pictures have forced me to recover the memory of my Hoodie Allen phase rip
January 17, 2026 at 5:17 PM
all these 2016 pictures have forced me to recover the memory of my Hoodie Allen phase rip
well Conor won’t have to watch the Super Bowl on our vacation now :-(
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
well Conor won’t have to watch the Super Bowl on our vacation now :-(
rewatching Dying for Sex with Caleb & will likely recover never
January 11, 2026 at 2:32 AM
rewatching Dying for Sex with Caleb & will likely recover never
there’s a beaver dam in canada so large that you can see from SPACE ????!?!?!
January 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
there’s a beaver dam in canada so large that you can see from SPACE ????!?!?!
like father like son
January 9, 2026 at 8:35 AM
like father like son
a love islander & TWO housewives…? hell no brother :/
January 9, 2026 at 4:02 AM
a love islander & TWO housewives…? hell no brother :/
more horns in punk music!!!!!
January 7, 2026 at 10:12 PM
more horns in punk music!!!!!
hahahahhaha I’ve rolled a nat 1 five times in the last 90 minutes
January 7, 2026 at 2:50 AM
hahahahhaha I’ve rolled a nat 1 five times in the last 90 minutes
i’ve only been here for 15 minutes fuck
January 5, 2026 at 3:13 PM
i’ve only been here for 15 minutes fuck
Kevin Hart to Ziwe:
“You won’t rattle me!”
Kevin Hart, simultaneously:
*visibly rattled as fuck*
“You won’t rattle me!”
Kevin Hart, simultaneously:
*visibly rattled as fuck*
January 5, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Kevin Hart to Ziwe:
“You won’t rattle me!”
Kevin Hart, simultaneously:
*visibly rattled as fuck*
“You won’t rattle me!”
Kevin Hart, simultaneously:
*visibly rattled as fuck*
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I think it’s because the Gay Military Show is about Being in the Military and the Gay Hockey Show is about Hot Guys Fucking.
there is so much more military in the Gay Military Show than there is hockey in the Gay Hockey Show
January 4, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I think it’s because the Gay Military Show is about Being in the Military and the Gay Hockey Show is about Hot Guys Fucking.
a man could never come up with a bar rhyming “preeclamptic” with anything, I love women !!!!
January 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
a man could never come up with a bar rhyming “preeclamptic” with anything, I love women !!!!