Eli
@homophile.bsky.social
Woke up to a booty call at 2 am and got dug out
December 14, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Woke up to a booty call at 2 am and got dug out
Overdue for a situationship that’ll ruin my life… watch this space
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Overdue for a situationship that’ll ruin my life… watch this space
I’ve reached levels of relaxed previously unknown by my body
December 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’ve reached levels of relaxed previously unknown by my body
Spa day with the boysssss
December 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Spa day with the boysssss
Have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this ?
December 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this ?
The way I’m a grown man
December 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The way I’m a grown man
Reposted by Eli
PUSS PUSS ’97 ON THE NUMBER PLATE
September 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
PUSS PUSS ’97 ON THE NUMBER PLATE
Love myself by Hailee Seinfeld came on shuffle and I felt so
a group of people are sitting in a dark room and laughing .
ALT: a group of people are sitting in a dark room and laughing .
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December 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Love myself by Hailee Seinfeld came on shuffle and I felt so
Nothing like an all hands meeting to remind me how much I hate business. Oh we’re 32% ahead of our q1 goal but 13% behind eoy goal? Kys you can’t grow forever!!
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Nothing like an all hands meeting to remind me how much I hate business. Oh we’re 32% ahead of our q1 goal but 13% behind eoy goal? Kys you can’t grow forever!!
Was good but Cailee Spaeny was criminally underused
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Was good but Cailee Spaeny was criminally underused
I already know my Annual Solar Power trek is gonna hit different after my first Chicago winter is done
December 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I already know my Annual Solar Power trek is gonna hit different after my first Chicago winter is done
I always dread my running days but once I’m doing it it’s actually easy and fun… 4 miles of repeats btw
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I always dread my running days but once I’m doing it it’s actually easy and fun… 4 miles of repeats btw
You have to notice life as you live it like fr
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
You have to notice life as you live it like fr
Whole bloody affair was just amazing
a woman in a blue dress and black jacket is walking down a street .
ALT: a woman in a blue dress and black jacket is walking down a street .
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December 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Whole bloody affair was just amazing
I will be sat for The Housemaid idgaf
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I will be sat for The Housemaid idgaf
Sat for all 4.5 hrs of this + a burger 😋
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Sat for all 4.5 hrs of this + a burger 😋
The way it’s actually a basketball game
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The way it’s actually a basketball game
On my way! To watch a football game send gay vibes
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
On my way! To watch a football game send gay vibes
Work holiday party let’s break some HR rules
December 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Work holiday party let’s break some HR rules
Could you tell today’s workout was powered by Jade
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Could you tell today’s workout was powered by Jade
Tried to help you but it didn’t matter
You’re a Natural at Disaster
You’re a Natural at Disaster
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Tried to help you but it didn’t matter
You’re a Natural at Disaster
You’re a Natural at Disaster