Eli
@homophile.bsky.social
Overdue for a situationship that’ll ruin my life… watch this space
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Overdue for a situationship that’ll ruin my life… watch this space
I’ve reached levels of relaxed previously unknown by my body
December 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’ve reached levels of relaxed previously unknown by my body
Spa day with the boysssss
December 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Spa day with the boysssss
Have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this ?
December 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this ?
The way I’m a grown man
December 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The way I’m a grown man
I already know my Annual Solar Power trek is gonna hit different after my first Chicago winter is done
December 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I already know my Annual Solar Power trek is gonna hit different after my first Chicago winter is done
Sat for all 4.5 hrs of this + a burger 😋
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Sat for all 4.5 hrs of this + a burger 😋
On my way! To watch a football game send gay vibes
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
On my way! To watch a football game send gay vibes
Work holiday party let’s break some HR rules
December 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Work holiday party let’s break some HR rules
Could you tell today’s workout was powered by Jade
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Could you tell today’s workout was powered by Jade
Tried to help you but it didn’t matter
You’re a Natural at Disaster
You’re a Natural at Disaster
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Tried to help you but it didn’t matter
You’re a Natural at Disaster
You’re a Natural at Disaster
Headache, like a drill inside your brain
Headache, cause I’m driving you insane
Most people couldn’t tolerate this
Headache, cause I’m driving you insane
Most people couldn’t tolerate this
December 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Headache, like a drill inside your brain
Headache, cause I’m driving you insane
Most people couldn’t tolerate this
Headache, cause I’m driving you insane
Most people couldn’t tolerate this
Lip service
That’s what I’m talking about yeah
Ooo the whole situation is out of control
That’s what I’m talking about yeah
Ooo the whole situation is out of control
December 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Lip service
That’s what I’m talking about yeah
Ooo the whole situation is out of control
That’s what I’m talking about yeah
Ooo the whole situation is out of control
Im always fucking it up
Self Saboteur
Your bringing heaven to me
Self Saboteur
Your bringing heaven to me
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Im always fucking it up
Self Saboteur
Your bringing heaven to me
Self Saboteur
Your bringing heaven to me
I can’t put you back together
But I’ll always love you so
Unconditionalllllll
But I’ll always love you so
Unconditionalllllll
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I can’t put you back together
But I’ll always love you so
Unconditionalllllll
But I’ll always love you so
Unconditionalllllll
If you like it weird I like it strange
It’s a Fantasy, babe
It’s a Fantasy, babe
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If you like it weird I like it strange
It’s a Fantasy, babe
It’s a Fantasy, babe
Giddy up it’s the Wild Wild West
And you know what comes next
It’s the Midnight Cowboy
And you know what comes next
It’s the Midnight Cowboy
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Giddy up it’s the Wild Wild West
And you know what comes next
It’s the Midnight Cowboy
And you know what comes next
It’s the Midnight Cowboy
Happy Jade’s That’s Showbiz Baby! The Encore day to all that celebrate
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Happy Jade’s That’s Showbiz Baby! The Encore day to all that celebrate
Protein shake and protein cookie in hand and sat for
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Protein shake and protein cookie in hand and sat for
Jade stan we been knew
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Jade stan we been knew
