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The tits are real. It's the smile that's fake.
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Legal arguments| anime|court shows| trash reality 📺 | blerd and lover of blerds 🖤Black people in general 🖤
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Legal arguments| anime|court shows| trash reality 📺 | blerd and lover of blerds 🖤Black people in general 🖤
Tim Burton creating the cover art fa ASAP Rockys next album is wild. Couldn't be me. Having a man who said Black people don't fit the aesthetc of his movies create anythin fa me. Nah.
December 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Tim Burton creating the cover art fa ASAP Rockys next album is wild. Couldn't be me. Having a man who said Black people don't fit the aesthetc of his movies create anythin fa me. Nah.
Got accused of stealin at the grocery store today. Caused a scene while proving my innocence. What pissed me off was the clerk stating "you didn't pay for those groceries" instead of being asked. He just KNEW I stole. Couldn't wait to accuse me.
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Got accused of stealin at the grocery store today. Caused a scene while proving my innocence. What pissed me off was the clerk stating "you didn't pay for those groceries" instead of being asked. He just KNEW I stole. Couldn't wait to accuse me.
😮 out here takin strays
Never trust big titties and a smile
December 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
😮 out here takin strays
Oooooweeee that new Dave Chappelle special! There were a few people behind us that were loud as hell when it first started. As the jokes got more offensive the quieter it got around us 🤣 now why would y'all not expect to be offended?! Great show, great seats, great date night.
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Oooooweeee that new Dave Chappelle special! There were a few people behind us that were loud as hell when it first started. As the jokes got more offensive the quieter it got around us 🤣 now why would y'all not expect to be offended?! Great show, great seats, great date night.
I PUT THAT SH*T ON TUDAY 👅 why my ass look so good in this dress!
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I PUT THAT SH*T ON TUDAY 👅 why my ass look so good in this dress!
Who aint see this sweeny situation comin 🤣🤷🏾♀️ they really be thinkin ppl stupid. Lets see how many go fa this tho
December 7, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Who aint see this sweeny situation comin 🤣🤷🏾♀️ they really be thinkin ppl stupid. Lets see how many go fa this tho
I gotta "get up" in 3 hours. My sleep schedule f*cked up...again. But Imma get right on the weekend
December 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I gotta "get up" in 3 hours. My sleep schedule f*cked up...again. But Imma get right on the weekend
Soooo weird! I was excited to see how weird it was gone get and they did not disappoint 🤭🤪
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Soooo weird! I was excited to see how weird it was gone get and they did not disappoint 🤭🤪
Mr. Rogers was too good for this world.
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Mr. Rogers was too good for this world.
I've cancelled my hulu, disney and now my spotify because these corporations are bullsh*t 😭 we can't have nothin! Now I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do fa workout music
December 4, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I've cancelled my hulu, disney and now my spotify because these corporations are bullsh*t 😭 we can't have nothin! Now I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do fa workout music
I can't sleep. Don't wanna work. And can see tomorrow is gonna be a long day 😭
December 4, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I can't sleep. Don't wanna work. And can see tomorrow is gonna be a long day 😭
I haven't had a Totinos pizza in a long time, mostly because they raised the price. But I recently had one, it taste...different. Am I the only one who thinks this?
December 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I haven't had a Totinos pizza in a long time, mostly because they raised the price. But I recently had one, it taste...different. Am I the only one who thinks this?
Whatch'all know bout them King Afro Tasty Cloud Plushies👅 did my random day off right #thekingfroshow
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Whatch'all know bout them King Afro Tasty Cloud Plushies👅 did my random day off right #thekingfroshow
#2 thing wypipo say to cops when pulled ova (according to my research): cop: you're under arrest. Wypipo: I'm not under arrest.
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 AM
#2 thing wypipo say to cops when pulled ova (according to my research): cop: you're under arrest. Wypipo: I'm not under arrest.
Everything.
December 2, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Everything.
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writers artists
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getting our best work
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criminals santa claus
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getting our best work
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March 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
writers artists
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
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criminals santa claus
Who asked em??
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
When Macaulay Culkin recently said he didn’t consider Die Hard to be a Christmas film – wading into one of pop culture’s most heated holiday debates – he was booed by a live audience.
But it looks like the British people are behind the actor, with a survey revealing that Home Alone is the UK’s favourite festive film, while Die Hard has officially been voted not a Christmas movie. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Who asked em??
Why this don't surprise me 😕
He WHAT?!
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Why this don't surprise me 😕
I'm CONVINCED that a lot of wypipo are getting pulled ova and instead of gettin a ticket or arrested they get a police escort home. The amount of body cam videos where the 3rd thing out of their mouths is "just take me home" is WILD!
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I'm CONVINCED that a lot of wypipo are getting pulled ova and instead of gettin a ticket or arrested they get a police escort home. The amount of body cam videos where the 3rd thing out of their mouths is "just take me home" is WILD!
I've saved up so much vacation time that my supervisor reminded me that it'll stop accruing soon. So I've take every Thursday and Friday in December off 👅 might do the same thing in January and February
December 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I've saved up so much vacation time that my supervisor reminded me that it'll stop accruing soon. So I've take every Thursday and Friday in December off 👅 might do the same thing in January and February
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Despite this incredibly predictable abuse of the growing surveillance panopticon, Mayor Harrell & the conservative majority on Seattle city council voted to put an SPD camera less than *450 feet* from Planned Parenthood’s Northgate location
stopsurveillancecity.wordpress.com/2025/04/13/s...
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December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Despite this incredibly predictable abuse of the growing surveillance panopticon, Mayor Harrell & the conservative majority on Seattle city council voted to put an SPD camera less than *450 feet* from Planned Parenthood’s Northgate location
stopsurveillancecity.wordpress.com/2025/04/13/s...
stopsurveillancecity.wordpress.com/2025/04/13/s...
This happened with me a lil ova a decade ago
Is it bad that I don’t want to date white people and I don’t want any of the things associated with dating white people? 🙃
Like as I’ve gotten older, it’s been sliding from anyone, to not preferring white people, and I think I’ve about arrived where I don’t want to date them at alll. 😅
Like as I’ve gotten older, it’s been sliding from anyone, to not preferring white people, and I think I’ve about arrived where I don’t want to date them at alll. 😅
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This happened with me a lil ova a decade ago
Hit up a herbal smokin blend workshop last night! It was so much fun. She taught us about herbal blends, helped us create our own and showed/helped us roll with rose petals 😍 cant wait to burn these
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Hit up a herbal smokin blend workshop last night! It was so much fun. She taught us about herbal blends, helped us create our own and showed/helped us roll with rose petals 😍 cant wait to burn these
Some random man tryna start a convo wit me but I answered his question, smiled and neva stopped walkin. He catches up and says "you want a bite of this?" While presentin a 🌭 i burst out laughing cause sir! please gtfoh 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Some random man tryna start a convo wit me but I answered his question, smiled and neva stopped walkin. He catches up and says "you want a bite of this?" While presentin a 🌭 i burst out laughing cause sir! please gtfoh 🤣