hoomhum
@hoomhum.bsky.social
she/her, bi/ace 30+
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hoomhum
@hoomhum.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Hello friends old and new!
Many of my old fandoms have goo on them, so I really only interact with Witcher, Sherlock & Co, and LOTR/Hobbit right now.
This space will be for those things, NSFW art, non-fandom silliness, and real life things. 🥰 Glad you're all here!
Many of my old fandoms have goo on them, so I really only interact with Witcher, Sherlock & Co, and LOTR/Hobbit right now.
This space will be for those things, NSFW art, non-fandom silliness, and real life things. 🥰 Glad you're all here!
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February 1, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.
January 31, 2026 at 11:12 PM
A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.
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This is old but I am still feeling this way up to this day.
January 30, 2026 at 12:14 PM
This is old but I am still feeling this way up to this day.
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Let’s be clear: there may have been “charges” but he was arrested for one reason only, which is that he’s a prominent Black man who used a mainstream media platform to express criticism of Trump.
Breaking:
The former CNN anchor Don Lemon was arrested late last night on charges that he violated federal law during a protest at a church in St. Paul — a case rejected last week by a magistrate judge.
Lemon has said he was simply reporting as a journalist. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
The former CNN anchor Don Lemon was arrested late last night on charges that he violated federal law during a protest at a church in St. Paul — a case rejected last week by a magistrate judge.
Lemon has said he was simply reporting as a journalist. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Let’s be clear: there may have been “charges” but he was arrested for one reason only, which is that he’s a prominent Black man who used a mainstream media platform to express criticism of Trump.
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Meanwhile: Just a reminder that I need to buy a hearing aid, and just dropped half a month's rent for a necessary MRI. Want to help out (if you're not UK-based, as Brexit's in the way)? Bundles are on sale at #Ebooks Direct, at discount prices! 🙂! ebooks.direct/collections/... (1/2)
January 29, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Meanwhile: Just a reminder that I need to buy a hearing aid, and just dropped half a month's rent for a necessary MRI. Want to help out (if you're not UK-based, as Brexit's in the way)? Bundles are on sale at #Ebooks Direct, at discount prices! 🙂! ebooks.direct/collections/... (1/2)
It would be soooo nice if the city came and cleared my road after the snow on Sunday. I already put in one request and they closed it, saying the road had been plowed and salted already, despite my pictures of proof.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
January 29, 2026 at 2:59 PM
It would be soooo nice if the city came and cleared my road after the snow on Sunday. I already put in one request and they closed it, saying the road had been plowed and salted already, despite my pictures of proof.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
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You know what to do
A friend shared with me a girl scout cookie link from a group that's having a hard time selling in Minneapolis right now.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today
That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org
January 29, 2026 at 3:19 AM
You know what to do
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"We just got tear-gassed over a dildo.
Not a brick. Not a Molotov. Not a weapon.
A rubber dick.
That is how fragile federal masculinity is in 2026."
Not a brick. Not a Molotov. Not a weapon.
A rubber dick.
That is how fragile federal masculinity is in 2026."
“They couldn’t pick them up. They couldn’t leave them there. They couldn’t kick them away without becoming a meme.”
HAHAHAHA!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!
THE DILDO DISTRIBUTION DELEGATION
The revolution did not arrive with speeches, pamphlets, or a carefully moderated Zoom call about optics.
www.closertotheedge.net
January 28, 2026 at 1:26 AM
"We just got tear-gassed over a dildo.
Not a brick. Not a Molotov. Not a weapon.
A rubber dick.
That is how fragile federal masculinity is in 2026."
Not a brick. Not a Molotov. Not a weapon.
A rubber dick.
That is how fragile federal masculinity is in 2026."
I managed to break free of the paralysis I've been stuck in all day, only to: make a huge mess, burn the shit out of my thumb with hot glue and, break a brand new jar candle.
maybe I'd have been better off not doing anything...
maybe I'd have been better off not doing anything...
January 27, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I managed to break free of the paralysis I've been stuck in all day, only to: make a huge mess, burn the shit out of my thumb with hot glue and, break a brand new jar candle.
maybe I'd have been better off not doing anything...
maybe I'd have been better off not doing anything...
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He was bound to drop that scarf in some time zone or other.
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 PM
He was bound to drop that scarf in some time zone or other.
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"This isn't who we are!" - false, ignores history, keeps harmful systems in place
"This isn't who we should be!" - true, imagines a better future, includes everyone.
"This isn't who we should be!" - true, imagines a better future, includes everyone.
January 26, 2026 at 12:35 AM
"This isn't who we are!" - false, ignores history, keeps harmful systems in place
"This isn't who we should be!" - true, imagines a better future, includes everyone.
"This isn't who we should be!" - true, imagines a better future, includes everyone.
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NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm
via hearts530
via hearts530
January 25, 2026 at 6:38 PM
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm
via hearts530
via hearts530
Cam you even imagine being this comfy?
January 25, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Cam you even imagine being this comfy?
I didn't post any writing in 2025, but today I put up the second to last chapter of The Fettered Lark, my longest running Witcher fic. I have the epilogue written and will post that in a few days. It's scary to be done and I hope it lives up to everyone's expectations.
January 25, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I didn't post any writing in 2025, but today I put up the second to last chapter of The Fettered Lark, my longest running Witcher fic. I have the epilogue written and will post that in a few days. It's scary to be done and I hope it lives up to everyone's expectations.
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USA Hockey quietly updated their policies suspending their Transgender Athletes Eligibility Policy and banning trans hockey players from many teams and programs
More: thehockeynews.com/womens/other...
More: thehockeynews.com/womens/other...
USA Hockey Bans Transgender Athletes From Many Teams And Programs
USA Hockey recently approved a new Participant Eligibility Policy, which included a ban against transgender athletes from all programs "restricted by sex" in the United States and suspension of their ...
thehockeynews.com
January 24, 2026 at 1:47 PM
USA Hockey quietly updated their policies suspending their Transgender Athletes Eligibility Policy and banning trans hockey players from many teams and programs
More: thehockeynews.com/womens/other...
More: thehockeynews.com/womens/other...
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It is getting harder to see it these days, but I always hold on to this quote from Samwise in LOTR: "There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
It is getting harder to see it these days, but I always hold on to this quote from Samwise in LOTR: "There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."
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My good friend @dudepoints.fun pointed out smthg important.
When things are really tough & awful, find joy. Let it fill your cup.
And if you need it, I give you permission to seek respite from the horrors. You are allowed to soak up good things.
When things are really tough & awful, find joy. Let it fill your cup.
And if you need it, I give you permission to seek respite from the horrors. You are allowed to soak up good things.
January 24, 2026 at 10:19 PM
My good friend @dudepoints.fun pointed out smthg important.
When things are really tough & awful, find joy. Let it fill your cup.
And if you need it, I give you permission to seek respite from the horrors. You are allowed to soak up good things.
When things are really tough & awful, find joy. Let it fill your cup.
And if you need it, I give you permission to seek respite from the horrors. You are allowed to soak up good things.
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“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 AM
“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”