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Hoops
@hoopsmcloops.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Heyo! Here's my interests:
-Vidya games
-Fantasy/sci-fi books
-Dune
-Elden Ring
-Normative Philosophy and Bioethics
-Writing
-Historical arms and armor
-Antiquity and Medieval history
-Dunking on conservatives
-Vidya games
-Fantasy/sci-fi books
-Dune
-Elden Ring
-Normative Philosophy and Bioethics
-Writing
-Historical arms and armor
-Antiquity and Medieval history
-Dunking on conservatives
Nice legs
April 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Nice legs
April 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This would unironically make the US electorate more Democratic.
-Illiteracy rates are higher in red states than in blue ones
-Already a thing
-Educated voters lean Democratic
-Would include Medicare, basically precluding anyone over 65, a key Republican demographic
-Illiteracy rates are higher in red states than in blue ones
-Already a thing
-Educated voters lean Democratic
-Would include Medicare, basically precluding anyone over 65, a key Republican demographic
March 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This would unironically make the US electorate more Democratic.
-Illiteracy rates are higher in red states than in blue ones
-Already a thing
-Educated voters lean Democratic
-Would include Medicare, basically precluding anyone over 65, a key Republican demographic
-Illiteracy rates are higher in red states than in blue ones
-Already a thing
-Educated voters lean Democratic
-Would include Medicare, basically precluding anyone over 65, a key Republican demographic
After it's all said and done, I need Elon Musk to go to jail.
February 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
After it's all said and done, I need Elon Musk to go to jail.
Can we start applying the FAFO at some of the Leftists who didn't vote because Harris was "bad for Palestine" too?
February 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Can we start applying the FAFO at some of the Leftists who didn't vote because Harris was "bad for Palestine" too?
Credit @ genderfuckdoom on Twitter
January 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Credit @ genderfuckdoom on Twitter
BBC readers so nationalist they don't know where Greenland is.
January 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
BBC readers so nationalist they don't know where Greenland is.
Joining the mile high club with a partner:
-uncomfortable
-awkward
-cramped
-illeagal
Jorkin it solo in an airplane bathroom
-freeing
-more gratifying anyway
-they literally can't stop you
-uncomfortable
-awkward
-cramped
-illeagal
Jorkin it solo in an airplane bathroom
-freeing
-more gratifying anyway
-they literally can't stop you
December 30, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Joining the mile high club with a partner:
-uncomfortable
-awkward
-cramped
-illeagal
Jorkin it solo in an airplane bathroom
-freeing
-more gratifying anyway
-they literally can't stop you
-uncomfortable
-awkward
-cramped
-illeagal
Jorkin it solo in an airplane bathroom
-freeing
-more gratifying anyway
-they literally can't stop you
We're living in a time of drastic polarization and pendulous political power switching, and I think I can explain why. TL:DR neither side can affect the change needed to solve our problems 🧵
December 30, 2024 at 8:17 PM
We're living in a time of drastic polarization and pendulous political power switching, and I think I can explain why. TL:DR neither side can affect the change needed to solve our problems 🧵
Your tits are perfect don't kill urself.
December 30, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Your tits are perfect don't kill urself.
PLEASE look at this Tumblr post that is SENDING me
December 24, 2024 at 3:55 PM
PLEASE look at this Tumblr post that is SENDING me
On a plane, aisle seat. Seat across from me is a pilot, on the flight heading somewhere. Lean over, pointing to the front and say "excuse me, I think you're supposed to be up there."
Pilot chuckles, and holds up his phone. "No worries, I got it on Bluetooth."
Pilot chuckles, and holds up his phone. "No worries, I got it on Bluetooth."
December 24, 2024 at 11:02 AM
On a plane, aisle seat. Seat across from me is a pilot, on the flight heading somewhere. Lean over, pointing to the front and say "excuse me, I think you're supposed to be up there."
Pilot chuckles, and holds up his phone. "No worries, I got it on Bluetooth."
Pilot chuckles, and holds up his phone. "No worries, I got it on Bluetooth."
Considering all the prior approvals, etc. that went through in the wake of the UHC shooting, and the number of people who likely got life-saving care b/c of that, Luigi Mangione likely saved more lives than he took.
December 14, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Considering all the prior approvals, etc. that went through in the wake of the UHC shooting, and the number of people who likely got life-saving care b/c of that, Luigi Mangione likely saved more lives than he took.
Pussy
Your TOP GUN fighter tag is the last thing you ate. No more than two words.
GO.
GO.
December 8, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Pussy
Shockingly based for a middle-aged white lady
I went to a pop-up holiday market and this white lady selling hand made ceramic earrings was proudly displaying the political message left by an assassin on bullet casings after a successful murder so that’s a bit of a data point for Where Things Are
December 8, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Shockingly based for a middle-aged white lady
The actions of this man have caused more deaths than his assassin. Why do we call one a murderer and not the other?
December 7, 2024 at 6:26 PM
The actions of this man have caused more deaths than his assassin. Why do we call one a murderer and not the other?
Nooooo we can't keep say8ng we're so proud of the UHC assassin because then more people will do it! 👀 If we keep saying that we wish more people would take out billionaires then they might actually do that! 👀 Guys stop, seriously it's not funny! 👀👀👀
December 5, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Nooooo we can't keep say8ng we're so proud of the UHC assassin because then more people will do it! 👀 If we keep saying that we wish more people would take out billionaires then they might actually do that! 👀 Guys stop, seriously it's not funny! 👀👀👀
Batman is already a socialist
when Batman enters the public domain in 2035 I will be debuting the Socialist Batman story I have been working on, just a heads up
December 4, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Batman is already a socialist
All their pads/tampons/etc
You're a burglar, but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims.
What are you stealing?
What are you stealing?
December 4, 2024 at 4:42 PM
All their pads/tampons/etc
Heat's out in the apartment, so it's time to load up Cyberpunk 2077 on max specs
December 2, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Heat's out in the apartment, so it's time to load up Cyberpunk 2077 on max specs
I'm calling it now, after Elongated Muskrat has sucked Twitter dry, all that will be left of it is the porn accounts
December 2, 2024 at 7:04 PM
I'm calling it now, after Elongated Muskrat has sucked Twitter dry, all that will be left of it is the porn accounts
This expresses an emotion that I cannot describe
December 2, 2024 at 1:20 AM
This expresses an emotion that I cannot describe
"Elon take the wheel" I say, one second before my body slams into the asphalt at terminal velocity
December 1, 2024 at 11:18 PM
"Elon take the wheel" I say, one second before my body slams into the asphalt at terminal velocity