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hoots
@hoots.bsky.social
youtuber, podcaster, actor, soprano
nasty ass upper respiratory infection i've been battling since thursday night
November 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
yeah i try to hold it in sometimes but then i just cry until the coughs come
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
i'm very tired of coughing!
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Reposted by hoots
We do know who killed JFK. The Warren Commission was an incredibly thorough and good-faith effort to prove and document what had happened, which they did. The conspiracy theories arose in spite of best efforts to avoid them, but there really isn't anything they could have reasonably done better.
My first political memory - exactly 62 years ago right now, a 4-year-old boy trying to understand his mom's tears - is still the biggest event in my lifetime. We still (IMO) don't *really* know who killed JFK, but we know the public's trust was shattered. It's a straight line to today's mess
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
intellectually i know it started earlier but i feel like that was a tipping point
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i feel like the enshittification of the internet really kicked off with those cracked layoffs in 2017
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Pete Buttigieg GC arc incoming
This is a straightforward Republican attack line, what the fuck is he doing
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
a fae femme who uses fae/them
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
i'm screaming
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
NO!! whats that like????
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Last 5 hours!
7 hours left and $645 to go if you wanna see me play this game!
Unfortunately, I'm suuuuper sick and I've had to cancel the livestream. If we make the first real stretch goal of $7k by the end of today, I will commit to playing Mermaid Mission: Titanic on my channel another time!
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
A handful of strategically placed hot socialists could destroy MAGA from within.
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Trump loves a winner and a handsome man and Zohran is both of those things, no wonder he was eating out of his damn hand.
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
7 hours left and $645 to go if you wanna see me play this game!
Unfortunately, I'm suuuuper sick and I've had to cancel the livestream. If we make the first real stretch goal of $7k by the end of today, I will commit to playing Mermaid Mission: Titanic on my channel another time!
We made our funding goal of $6k with 2 days to spare! Thank you to everyone who has backed the project so far! On Friday, the final day of the campaign, I'll be doing a special live stream for fun and to raise additional funds (I added another stretch goal for $10k... just sayin') !
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I have that exact one! I'm sick rn
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
13 hours and $735 to go if you want me to play this silly little game
Unfortunately, I'm suuuuper sick and I've had to cancel the livestream. If we make the first real stretch goal of $7k by the end of today, I will commit to playing Mermaid Mission: Titanic on my channel another time!
We made our funding goal of $6k with 2 days to spare! Thank you to everyone who has backed the project so far! On Friday, the final day of the campaign, I'll be doing a special live stream for fun and to raise additional funds (I added another stretch goal for $10k... just sayin') !
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
ok but being sick and sneezing up bits of brain is a universal experience please indulge in some camaraderie with me
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
oh but i dont trust ai results
November 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
who is that
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I got free tickets to see Paranormal Activity at the Ahmanson tonight, too, and I'm gonna have to miss it. 😭
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
just blew my nose and had one of those pieces of phlegm come up where for a second you're like "is that my brain"
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Unfortunately, I'm suuuuper sick and I've had to cancel the livestream. If we make the first real stretch goal of $7k by the end of today, I will commit to playing Mermaid Mission: Titanic on my channel another time!
We made our funding goal of $6k with 2 days to spare! Thank you to everyone who has backed the project so far! On Friday, the final day of the campaign, I'll be doing a special live stream for fun and to raise additional funds (I added another stretch goal for $10k... just sayin') !
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Reposted by hoots
hello! I am looking for a talented artist to create a beautiful vector of an adult human butthole for a very important critical project that is going to shape the world!

must be ONLY the hole and it MUST be constructed of the wonderful folds and wrinkles that make each hole unique 😑
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM