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Jason
@hoppercaf.bsky.social
Painter based in London. Addicted to overpriced coffee and amateur cyclist (he/him) | If you don’t support trans people, please remove yourself immediately 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

https://www.instagram.com/jason__tessier/
Anyone else playing this? I’ve just started recently and getting my head round the mechanics
February 7, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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The electronic soundtracks to 80s gay porn movies are getting released.
‘One moment it was a little blip. The next, our friends are dying’: the gay porn soundtrack composers lost to the Aids crisis
Gay porn in the 80s was home to beautifully moody synth music that is only now getting rediscovered – tragically too late for many of its creators
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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me describing what being on bluesky is like
February 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The only representation I can find 😩
February 3, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Why is it every time I see a well built muscular man on here that I think “ooo that’s the body I want from going to the gym” and then I find out they’re like 5ft10. It’s no fair!! I need some 6ft1 and up muscle body representation and inspiration that’s achievable for my body height 😭
February 3, 2026 at 9:26 AM
I thought the it was supposed to be snowing this week, did I miss something 👀
January 29, 2026 at 11:53 AM
No judgement, but I just don’t get the obsession (or even interest) with Hydrox 😬
January 24, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Do I follow any gamers on here? I need some new games to play but get pretty stuck with what to try next. Recent plays include: Skyrim, Oblivion (remastered), The Invincible, Digimon: story time stranger, the long dark, Dragon Age: Vanguard, Destiny, Rachet & Clank: Rigt Apart, Destiny 2 & Avowed
January 23, 2026 at 9:38 AM
I’ve actually lost track of how many Golden Girls episodes I’ve watched in the last few days 😵‍💫
January 22, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I spent a chunk of last night shivering like crazy and I cannot for the life of me regulate my temp. Absolutely freezing now 😵‍💫🥶
Going insane with this flu. Please entertain me. I need nudes, drama from work or bad jokes to take my mind off of being stuck in this flat 😵‍💫
January 22, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Going insane with this flu. Please entertain me. I need nudes, drama from work or bad jokes to take my mind off of being stuck in this flat 😵‍💫
January 21, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I hate being sick, it’s the most boring thing ever. It’s driving me insane
a cartoon character is sitting on a green couch
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on a green couch
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 10:44 AM
After looking Sam with his flu since Saturday, I’ve finally caught it. Thoughts, a cuppa and an explanation for my PT why I suddenly dropped on my protein goal intake would be great
a woman is saying `` everything hurts and i 'm dying '' .
ALT: a woman is saying `` everything hurts and i 'm dying '' .
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Thank god I’ve just signed up for a PT to get my gym progression into new territory, because why did I just weigh myself and nearly scream 🫃

(I know I’ve increased in muscle size but still, I need to stop being a fat shit)
January 20, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Sam’s managed to pick up the flu from his trip to Paris so spent yesterday basically like this.
a woman is feeding a sick man a bowl of soup with daniyell written in the corner
ALT: a woman is feeding a sick man a bowl of soup with daniyell written in the corner
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:21 AM
I cannot sit on a chair normally
me: my back hurts I have no idea why

also me:
January 18, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Would like an extra day for the weekend
January 18, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Just listened to Read U Wrote U at the gym and I forgot how bad Roxxy’s part is - I just burst out laughing.

Love you Roxxy, absolutely iconic!
January 16, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Samuel’s heading off to Paris for his first little solo trip/work trip. Watch me just spend the next few days on the PS5 💀
January 15, 2026 at 8:31 AM
This is who in need as my gym PT
January 13, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Build a team of Pokémon using the first letter of your name

J absolutely sucks 🥲
January 12, 2026 at 6:01 PM
New workout routine + new gym gear ☺️
January 12, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Monday, again?!
January 12, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Reposted by Jason
Running slower than I want to, so that I can run faster later.
January 11, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Reposted by Jason
January 9, 2026 at 4:01 PM