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he’s good bad but he’s not evil
I fly around a lot
free 🇵🇸, protect 🏳️‍⚧️ lives
🇨🇦/🗽 forever, texas for now
😊 happy thursday
January 22, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Am I crazy or is this still not the win they’re acting like it is? $15.64 per person for a family of 4 is still over $400 a week, 22k a year, just on food.

Minimum wage for two people- both working full time would be about 30k combined. before taxes, rent, insurance, car payments, etc.
Brooke Rollins is still at it!

"We had run almost 1,000 simulations, and between $3 and $4 is a fair number if you can have access to that food. I just saw new numbers that were run: a full day, meaning 3 full square meals and a snack, is about $15.64."
January 22, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I usually work weekends or super early mornings (like leave the house at 4am) but today had to drive to work during rush hour… wtf

I don’t know how people can do that every day and not be completely insane
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 PM
what’s your sign?
January 21, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I’ve said it before but it bears repeating, I will never, ever, EVER forgive the people who enabled all of *this* to happen. people who voted for him, people who said “both sides are the same”, people who didn’t vote… seriously fuck all y’all, forever and ever amen
January 20, 2026 at 5:03 PM
goon morning ☀️☕️
January 20, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Does anyone else remember the great NYC maple syrup smell mystery? I think it was from about 2006-2009, occasionally parts of the city would smell like maple syrup- eventually someone figured out there was a facility in NJ processing the spice fenugreek
When I lived in Pittsburgh I lived downwind of a Nabisco plant where they made butter cookies, like the kind they put in sewing tins. Every morning at the bus stop, when the wind was just right, butter cookies everywhere you could smell. The factory is now Google. 🙁
January 20, 2026 at 12:29 AM
if
you
can’t
love
yourself

how
in
the
hell

are
you
gonna
love
somebody
else

💖
January 19, 2026 at 11:00 PM
ok this is actually what my last two brain cells look like
January 19, 2026 at 12:35 AM
random Minneapolis thought but for a city I haven’t been to (yet, you are on my 2026 bingo card) everyone I know from there or who now lives there is THE BEST. Like seriously how are all of you so cool?! 💖
January 18, 2026 at 11:54 PM
got my Feb schedule & I have work trips to Las Vegas, Nashville, LA, Knoxville, Raleigh-Durham, Oklahoma City, Fort Lauderdale, and exotic Jacksonville

be prepared for a lot of “(insert random city) I am in you!” posts
a woman with long blonde hair is wearing a blue jacket and a blue hat
ALT: a woman with long blonde hair is wearing a blue jacket and a blue hat
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 11:33 PM
me: my back hurts I have no idea why

also me:
January 18, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Not my house, but I know my way around.
January 17, 2026 at 1:56 AM
No new pictures.
Where are you at mentally?

🤪
January 17, 2026 at 1:15 AM
are Fortnite skins getting hotter or am I just getting h*****r
January 16, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Another thought about 2016: I was 37, about the age a lot of you on here are now.

If I could give any advice to myself at that age it would be this… You think the years are going fast now, but they get even faster.
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 PM
the weird thing about 2016 was that, in a lot of ways, it was a great year for me (got married! started a new job! traveled!)

but it was also the start of a “This was the Worst Year Ever” trend that just… got worse and worse every year lol
January 16, 2026 at 4:17 PM
tonight we watched Mermaids (1990) & it is as good as I remembered. Contrary to what my husband may or may not have thought going in, Cher is not an actual mermaid in this film.
January 16, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Reposted by jeff
We are a small group of neighbors in the Longfellow neighborhood of Minneapolis, and we have created this fund to administer individual support to meet the urgent needs of families in crisis in our neighborhood. Please give/share if you can! tinyurl.com/helpinglongfellow
January 12, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I know the USA has always been this way- cruel, self-centered, & generally stupid, but fuck it seems so much more “this way” than ever
January 13, 2026 at 7:58 PM
bye bitch I’m glad I got to trigger you once
January 13, 2026 at 5:35 PM
my coworker saw me slam my finger in a door from a distance and she said said “I thought you were excited because you were jumping up and down but then I was like ‘oh, I think he hurt himself’”
January 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Tracy Flick will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
One Battle After Another was more fun than I was expecting, & at 2 hrs 41 mins I can’t say I was bored once. I’m glad I went into it knowing almost nothing about the plot, whole cast is amazing.
January 6, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Any Tulsa recommendations? I’ll be there in a couple days, and have been there before, but always looking for new things to see/do, esp near downtown!
January 5, 2026 at 8:03 PM