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Jonathan Hirshon
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'The Guru of Silicon Valley' - an accolade awarded by BusinessWeek. Poet, epicurean, eccentric, scholar and INTJ. Proud Kentucky Colonel and a CA Master Mason.

Also writes the acclaimed recipe/history blog The Food Dictator - www.thefooddictator.com
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Citizens! Kiss The Symbolic (And Actual) Cardinal's Ring As I Did On Saturday - Know The Flavorful Benison SOLELY Granted By The Hirshon Italian Salerno Cardinal’s Cake! – Scazzetta del Cardinale www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Italy #Italianfood #HolySee #Vatican
The Hirshon Italian Salerno Cardinal’s Cake – Scazzetta del Cardinale
Citizens - today is a red letter day for the Regent of Revolution! I am honored to share with you that while visiting Lisbon over the weekend, I had the privilege to attend a gala
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November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Citizens! November In Helsinki's Miserable Weather ALONE Justifies Today's Recipe Post For Warming Finnish Comfort Food: Savor The Gustatory Triumph That Is The Hirshon Gourmet Finnish Hot Dog Sauce! – Nakkikastike www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Slush2025 #HotDog #Finland
The Hirshon Gourmet Finnish Hot Dog Sauce – Nakkikastike
Citizens! I will shortly be in the mighty city of Helsinki for the VERY appropriately named tech startup event known as Slush! If you've never been to Finland in late November, that's all you need
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November 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Citizens! Go OLD-SCHOOL And Savor The Unmatched Garlic-Laden Love Child Between #Kentucky #KFC and #Korean KFC: Try The Hirshon Tongdak-Style Fried #Garlic Chicken With Garlic Sauce With No Further Hesitation! – 옛날통닭 www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Friedchicken #Koreanfood
The Hirshon Old-School Korean KFC – Tongdak-Style Fried Garlic Chicken With Garlic Sauce – 옛날통닭
My GLORIOUS Citizens of TFD Nation - attend, for the King of Korean cuisine has descended from the Diamond Mountain to bring you not "Morning Calm" but "Evening Excitement" instead with a dish that de...
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November 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Citizens! Walk The Diamond-Strewn Royal Road Of Awadhi Indian Cuisine With Me: Do Not Fear The Complexity Of The Hirshon Awadhi Nihari Meat Stew With Fragrant Sheermal Bread! – शीरमल ब्रेड के साथ अवधी निहारी www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Awadhi #Indianfood #Nihari #Lucknow #India
The Hirshon Awadhi Nihari Meat Stew with Fragrant Sheermal Bread – शीरमल ब्रेड के साथ अवधी निहारी
My glorious Citizens! As you are all aware, I am an avid scholar of gastronomic history and I find it eminently fascinating when I can see how two dishes that sprang from the same source
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October 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Citizens! Unleash The Contrarian Within & Embrace The Delicious Trenton-Based Heresy That Is Exemplified By The Hirshon New Jersey Tomato Pie Pizza with Sausage and Herbed Garlic Oil! www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #NewJersey #Trenton #TrentonTomatoPie #NewJerseyTomatoPie
The Hirshon New Jersey Tomato Pie Pizza with Sausage and Herbed Garlic Oil
My supremely superlative Citizenry - I, the Monarch of Manhattan, the Qore of Queens, the Bey of the Bronx, the Basileus of Brooklyn and the Sultan of Staten Island, must now make a most difficult
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October 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Citizens! This Recipe Is Such a #Utah Institution That It Even Made Its Way Into #TheBookOfMormon - But The Only Sacrilege In This Delicious #Burger Is NOT TO MAKE IT! Enjoy The Hirshon Utah #Pastrami Burger SUPREME! www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Hamburger #Cheeseburger
The Hirshon Utah Pastrami Burger SUPREME
My superlative Citizens - pay heed, sally forth in formation and once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more! The stars have aligned, great Cthulhu stirs within the watery deep of R'lyeh and th...
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October 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Citizens! The Retro Majesty Of Green Goddess Meets The Resolute Richness Of The Humble Side of Mashed Potatoes - TREMBLE Before The Fusion Glory Solely Manifested Within The Hirshon Green Goddess Mashed Potatoes! www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #GreenGoddess #MashedPotatoes
The Hirshon Green Goddess Mashed Potatoes
My beloved Citizens! Today, I am honored to share with you a rare recipe within My canon - a recipe with no real historical provenance, but one that is indeed a delicious alternative to the
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October 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Citizens! The Wheel Of Karma Has Now Most Assuredly Turned In Your Favor - Experience The Sublime Majesty That ALONE Is Made Manifest In The Hirshon Sepen Tibetan Hot Sauce! – སེ་པན་ www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Tibet #Sepen #HotSauce #Condiment #Condiments #ITBURNS
The Hirshon Sepen Tibetan Hot Sauce – སེ་པན་
My most glorious and LOYAL CITIZENS - attend, and be prepared to receive a most holy sacrament, one replete with both mystical as well as social import! This post will ensure the faithful transmission...
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October 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Citizens! The Savor Of My Latest Recipe Triumph Would Assuredly Generate A Nod Of Approval From Any Finn - Know The Glory That ALONE Is The Hirshon Finnish Smoky Mustard With Cognac! – Savusinappia Ja Konjakkia www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Condiment #Mustard #Smoky
The Hirshon Finnish Smoky Mustard With Cognac – Savusinappia Ja Konjakkia
Citizens - assemble and attend, for I have deigned to once again descend from the Empyrean to deliver unto you all tidings of gastronomic beneficence, this time with My take on one of the great
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October 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Live Updates: Hamas Says It Agrees to Release All Hostages in Gaza www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...
Live Updates: Hamas Says It Agrees to Release All Hostages in Gaza
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October 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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😔 Jane Goodall, Eminent Primatologist Who Chronicled the Lives of Chimps, Dies at 91 www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/o...
Jane Goodall, Eminent Primatologist Who Chronicled the Lives of Chimps, Dies at 91
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October 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Citizens! My Pain (Read The Post!) Is Assuredly Your Gain - Genuflect Before The Awe And Majesty That ALONE Is The Hirshon Conclusive Chicken Marsala! – Pollo Alla Marsala www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Italian #Chicken #Retro #Marsala
The Hirshon Conclusive Chicken Marsala – Pollo alla Marsala
My beloved Citizens of TFD Nation! I fear that I am hurtling through an abyss of physical and mental anguish with a torn rotator cuff in My shoulder that is incredibly painful, plus Major Depressive
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October 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Citizens! Genuflect Before The Singular And Majestic GLORY That ALONE Is The Hirshon ULTIMATE Dubai Paratha Smash Burger! – دبي باراثا سماش برجر www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Dubai #UAE #Dubaifood #Burger #Smashburger #Parathasmashburger #Dubaiparathasmashburger #Viral
The Hirshon ULTIMATE Dubai Paratha Smash Burger – دبي باراثا سماش برجر
My glorious and appreciative Citizenry of TFD Nation - hasten and attend, for today I share a recipe of unique provenance as well as unspeakable savor and also a gustatory apotheosis to your taste bud...
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September 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Citizens! Tremble Before The Authentic Flavors Found ALONE Within The Hirshon Northern Thai Crying Tiger Beef And Dipping Sauce! – เสือร้องไห้ กับ น้ำ จิม แจ่ว www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#recipe #recipes #beef #steak #thaifood #thaicuisine #Isaan #Thailand #Lao #Laos #Laotianfood
The Hirshon Northern Thai Crying Tiger Beef And Dipping Sauce – เสือร้องไห้ กับ น้ำ จิม แจ่ว
Citizens! As My regular readers have noticed, I am getting back into the groove of regular posting here for the benefit of all TFD Nation!  I am glad for it, as the man-eating tiger that
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September 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Citizens! Kowtow The Full 9 Times Before The Succulent Goodness Worthy Of Presenting To The Emperor Himself! Savor The Hirshon Ultimate Sichuan Xiaosurou Crispy Pork! – 小酥肉 - ✮ The Food Dictator ✮ www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#recipe #recipes #chinesefood #chinesecuisine #sichuan #pork
The Hirshon Ultimate Sichuan Xiaosurou Crispy Pork – 小酥肉
Citizens! It has been a long two months here at My secret Antarctic lair here on the fiery Hephaestan shoulder of Mount Erebus, due to incredibly heavy work burdens (the glorious food revolution champ...
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September 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Citizens! Prepare Your Tastebuds For The Unrivaled Nirvana That ALONE Is Exemplified Within The Hirshon SUPREME Punjabi Onion Kulcha Bread! – ਪਿਆਜ਼ ਕੁਲਚਾ www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#recipe #recipes #India #Indianfood #bread #kulcha #onionkulcha #Punjabi
The Hirshon SUPREME Punjabi Onion Kulcha Bread – ਪਿਆਜ਼ ਕੁਲਚਾ
Citizens! I am very pleased to proffer the newest recipe in My ongoing partnership with the exceptional farmers and team at Grand Teton Ancient Grains!  They have proven to be possessed of not only a ...
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September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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🎟️👁️🌞🌎💪 Here is the video from the press conference announcing a Digital Twin of the Earth!

From Aechelon, with support from our partners Niantic Spatial, Inc. ICEYE BlackSky and Distance Technologies

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#AI #defense #XR #satellite #digitaltwin #climatechange #emergencyresponse
Project Orbion - Aechelon Technology
We develop high-end integrated software and data visualization products to deliver industry-leading image and data generation capability.
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September 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Citizens! Bow Low To The Lactic Glory That ALONE Is Exemplified Within The Hirshon ULTIMATE Grilled Cheese! www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Grilledcheese #Cheese
The Hirshon ULTIMATE Grilled Cheese
Citizens! I am under a tremendous amount of strain at the moment, as I am arranging a HUGE event for a client of mine - it has consumed me these last several weeks in a
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August 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Citizens! Tremble Before MY Updated Version Of The Mightiest Dish To Ever Grace A #Shabbat Table - The Hirshon Gourmet Ashkenazi Cholent and Cucumber Salad! – טשאָלענט און קוקומבער סאַלאַט www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Cholent #Jewish #Kosher #Einkorn #Shabbos
The Hirshon Gourmet Ashkenazi Cholent and Cucumber Salad – טשאָלענט און קוקומבער סאַלאַט
Citizens! Like the mighty phoenix, I have arisen from My ashes! After two months of meditation and secret planning, the Hetman of History, the Paladin of Pleasure - YOUR TFD - RETURNS! I am honored
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August 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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😔 End of an era

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Ozzy Osbourne, who led Black Sabbath and became the godfather of heavy metal, dies at 76
The gloomy, demon-invoking lead singer of the pioneering band Black Sabbath who became the throaty, growling voice of heavy metal, Ozzy Osbourne has died.
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July 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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🤯 Amazing these are still functional and in interstellar space!!!

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NASA’s Voyager 1 Revives Backup Thrusters Before Command Pause - NASA Science
The mission team wanted to fix the thrusters, deemed unusable decades ago, before the radio antenna that sends commands to the probe went offline for upgrades.
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July 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Artificial Gravity

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Comic. PERSON 1 [pointing to blueprint of a spacecraft holding a capsule on one end that is shaking back and forth] To produce artificial gravity during the voyage, the crew capsule is kept in constant motion. PERSON 2 with ponytail: Wouldn’t it make more sense to spin it instead of shaking it, so the acceleration is steadier? PERSON 1: ...Listen. You, I, and the crew *all* wish we’d thought of that before launch.
July 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Citizens! Celebrate Your Independence From Mundanity And Enjoy The Hirshon Haitian Spicy Beef, Pumpkin And Vegetable Soup! – Pwa Joumou www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Haiti #Soup #Beef #Caribbeanfood
The Hirshon Haitian Spicy Beef, Pumpkin And Vegetable Soup – Pwa Joumou
Citizens! Today I post a recipe in honor of a Masonic Brother of Mine, a Haitian émigré and patriot, a musical prodigy - he and his wife performed together at a recent school fundraiser at
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June 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Have you ever seen the rainbow eucalyptus? When strips of its bark peel off, they change color: Bark begins in shades of green, then transitions into purple, red, & orange. Continuous peeling helps the tree keep its trunk clear of other plants. 🌈

Photo: photommo, CC BY-SA 2.0, flickr
A photo of a rainbow eucalyptus. Its bark is pale grayish in color, peeling to reveal dazzling shades of yellow-green, orange, and purple.
June 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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This is the real face of humanity...
June 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM