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Fishing for condiments 😂
Fishing for condiments 😂
October 20, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Yes, those are giant hanging bottles of condiments, with tubes at the bottom, that you squeeze on to your hotdog or pretzel.
Condiment. Udders.
The mayonnaise one really is what does it.
Condiment. Udders.
The mayonnaise one really is what does it.
October 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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The chains give this that extra soupçon of Hellraiser I need in my squeezable condiments.
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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In theory, you could shoot the condiments straight into your mouth, correct?
This is an endorsement and a notification of intent.
This is an endorsement and a notification of intent.
October 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I've got condiments in my fridge that are older than the last time Platner used gay as a slur
October 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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I can't believe they made a knockoff of the Condiment Sow
October 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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...that guy on the banner is wayyy too happy to be milking the condiments.
October 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Goodnight.
Saul Leiter, c.1945
Saul Leiter, c.1945
October 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Chicago gonna Chicago. #nokings and #noketchup @dansinker.com @dansavage.bsky.social @introvert.net @andshewasdonna.bsky.social someone please get Weiner’s Circle off Xitter and onto Bluesky, FTLOG.
October 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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AND also coming up to your prey friend and sprinkling condiments on them, like salt, pepper, sugar, sauces
October 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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here, enjoy this mental image brought to you by the product disclaimer
October 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Walking with
Half a mind
While the
Other half
Wanders off
In search of
Meaning and
Necessary
Condiments
Squeaky wheel
Grocery cart
Dilemma
#poetry
Half a mind
While the
Other half
Wanders off
In search of
Meaning and
Necessary
Condiments
Squeaky wheel
Grocery cart
Dilemma
#poetry
October 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Could be worse
October 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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It was a mage that focussed only upon creating better condiments, which only proved the point that the game was just bonkers. #Saucers of sauces were everywhere and, Rory didn’t want to say it because it was, perhaps, a pun too far, the mage could be called a ‘saucerer’.
Even he groaned.
#vss365
Even he groaned.
#vss365
October 21, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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All condiments, dressings, and sauces are food lubes for various personal dining preferences and swallowing kinks.
October 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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But there must be condiments on the inside of those doors.
October 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Dinner tonight is butter paneer, tandoori chicken, a weird corn thing that I invented, rice, roti, and condiments.
October 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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When you die, after the eulogy, you should be shamed on how many condiments are in your fridge
October 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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If anyone needs help learning how to eat a hotdog wrapped up in a piece of normal bread no condiments please feel free to drop me a line. Gonna be tough but we’ll get through this
October 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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From the TX state fair:
October 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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And then Linda is the meta-voice: C'mon, Bobby... it's like cute little cow udders for the condiments!
And Gene: Udderments!!!
And Gene: Udderments!!!
October 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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hot sauce is mostly vinegar anyway, but I see condiments of all types as the hermaphrodites of the code kingdom (queendom)
October 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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No mashing the bun into non-existence, no straining your jaw to fit in your mouth, no squeezing the condiments and toppings out the back or sides.
October 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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