Tim Owens
@attimowens.bsky.social
Hope lives in the galaxy. Let's use this time to be silly, to create, to stand, to shield, and to make someone else's life better.
Dad. Hubs. Please direct complaints to the General Mills Fun Group, Inc. He/him.
Dad. Hubs. Please direct complaints to the General Mills Fun Group, Inc. He/him.
Pinned
This arc, specifically. It's perfect.
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This arc, specifically. It's perfect.
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I wish I could buy Leslye Headland a drink and we could vent about things together
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I wish I could buy Leslye Headland a drink and we could vent about things together
Calling it Myers-Biggs.
new personality type based on ranking top four Star Wars episodes
"oh, I'm a 4516"
"that's so rare"
"oh, I'm a 4516"
"that's so rare"
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Calling it Myers-Biggs.
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It’s the 40th anniversary of Ewoks The Battle for Endor & we’re celebrating by inviting over some of our favorite people, @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social from The George Lucas Talk Show & the wonderful @staxrebo.bsky.social talking all about this wonderful dark chapter in the Ewok saga! Links ⬇️
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It’s the 40th anniversary of Ewoks The Battle for Endor & we’re celebrating by inviting over some of our favorite people, @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social from The George Lucas Talk Show & the wonderful @staxrebo.bsky.social talking all about this wonderful dark chapter in the Ewok saga! Links ⬇️
Okay, this one made me smile. As personal as it is comprehensive; whatever I disagree absolutely does not matter.
Love that Batuu experiences are ranked, too. If we're including that, the best Star Wars things *ever* are a tie of ronto wraps and throwing the Falcon into hyperspace on Smugglers Run.
Love that Batuu experiences are ranked, too. If we're including that, the best Star Wars things *ever* are a tie of ronto wraps and throwing the Falcon into hyperspace on Smugglers Run.
Here's my short Star Wars ranking. Let's start at the back and work to the front:
100. Attack of the Clones
99. Ewoks (Cartoon)
98. Resistance - S1
97. Obi-Wan Kenobi
96. Visions - The Bandits of Golak
95. The Clone Wars (film)
94. Revenge of the Sith
93. The Clone Wars - S1
100. Attack of the Clones
99. Ewoks (Cartoon)
98. Resistance - S1
97. Obi-Wan Kenobi
96. Visions - The Bandits of Golak
95. The Clone Wars (film)
94. Revenge of the Sith
93. The Clone Wars - S1
Your Star Wars rankings are weak. Let me show you how a true otaku does things.
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Okay, this one made me smile. As personal as it is comprehensive; whatever I disagree absolutely does not matter.
Love that Batuu experiences are ranked, too. If we're including that, the best Star Wars things *ever* are a tie of ronto wraps and throwing the Falcon into hyperspace on Smugglers Run.
Love that Batuu experiences are ranked, too. If we're including that, the best Star Wars things *ever* are a tie of ronto wraps and throwing the Falcon into hyperspace on Smugglers Run.
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I mean, there's only one answer, right?
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I mean, there's only one answer, right?
Summoning @cheatlines.co
A few years ago I did a mash-up of Jules Feiffer's "Explainers" comics and STAR WARS: ROGUE ONE, mainly as an excuse to play in the form Feiffer had long perfected.
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Summoning @cheatlines.co
Now we're talking.
Tired: ranking Star Wars films
Wired: ranking Star Wars characters by sexual energy
Wired: ranking Star Wars characters by sexual energy
a close up of a person wearing a mask in a room with headphones on .
Alt: Admiral Akbar in all his glory
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Now we're talking.
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Star Wars ranking discourse is my favorite discourse because nobody and everybody is wrong
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Star Wars ranking discourse is my favorite discourse because nobody and everybody is wrong
Happy Thanksgiving to all, EVEN the Rouge One and stuffing/dressing Haters and the Losers. THANK YOUR FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all, EVEN the Rouge One and stuffing/dressing Haters and the Losers. THANK YOUR FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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“In a KNIVES OUT movie, you’re never going to have a five-minute scene where the music takes over … the challenge is how do I, assist the emotion and the engine."
@nellminow.bsky.social speaks with Nathan Johnson, the composer of WAKE UP DEAD MAN.
@nellminow.bsky.social speaks with Nathan Johnson, the composer of WAKE UP DEAD MAN.
Felt More than Heard: Nathan Johnson on Composing his Third "Knives Out" Movie, "Wake Up Dead Man" | Interviews | Roger Ebert
Nathan Johnson composed the score for Rian Johnson’s three “Knives Out” mysteries, but with each one they start from scratch. While the character of master
www.rogerebert.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“In a KNIVES OUT movie, you’re never going to have a five-minute scene where the music takes over … the challenge is how do I, assist the emotion and the engine."
@nellminow.bsky.social speaks with Nathan Johnson, the composer of WAKE UP DEAD MAN.
@nellminow.bsky.social speaks with Nathan Johnson, the composer of WAKE UP DEAD MAN.
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BREAKING: Judge rules Lindsey Halligan's appointment was not valid, thus, she had no authority to present the James Comey or Letitia James indictments and the indictments are dismissed without prejudice.
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
BREAKING: Judge rules Lindsey Halligan's appointment was not valid, thus, she had no authority to present the James Comey or Letitia James indictments and the indictments are dismissed without prejudice.
Apologies to pie, but my wife's sweet potato casserole makes you extraneous at Thanksgiving.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Apologies to pie, but my wife's sweet potato casserole makes you extraneous at Thanksgiving.
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The Holidays approach— I made free instructions to build and decorate your very own Ginger BD-1!
Instructions here: rebrickable.com/mocs/MOC-241...
All you need is one official LEGO set: www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
This model is poseable and can stand up under its own weight! Please do not eat.
Instructions here: rebrickable.com/mocs/MOC-241...
All you need is one official LEGO set: www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
This model is poseable and can stand up under its own weight! Please do not eat.
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The Holidays approach— I made free instructions to build and decorate your very own Ginger BD-1!
Instructions here: rebrickable.com/mocs/MOC-241...
All you need is one official LEGO set: www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
This model is poseable and can stand up under its own weight! Please do not eat.
Instructions here: rebrickable.com/mocs/MOC-241...
All you need is one official LEGO set: www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
This model is poseable and can stand up under its own weight! Please do not eat.
2025 has been banger after banger.
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
2025 has been banger after banger.
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these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors
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Incredible ILM matte paintings from Ewoks Battle for Endor
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Incredible ILM matte paintings from Ewoks Battle for Endor
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Truly one of my favorite things from this year. I do love it when the Hasbro Star Wars team dips into ungovernability.
Hasbro Star Wars Black Series 6" Dirtbag Cal, Turgle, & Friends is down to $33.19 on Amazon - buff.ly/pCb2Ard #ad
Thanks BlueChew x Woke Putin for the heads up!
Thanks BlueChew x Woke Putin for the heads up!
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Truly one of my favorite things from this year. I do love it when the Hasbro Star Wars team dips into ungovernability.
VVelcome to VlaVortoVVn
V for Vendetta but V wears a Guy Fieri mask
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
VVelcome to VlaVortoVVn
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COWORKER, about a library display: "Those are some new dinos, aren't they?"
ME: "...how much Dinosaur Kid do you want in that answer?"
CW: "Not much tbh"
ME: "We've known Utahraptor since 1991"
CW: "How is it different than just a raptor?"
ME: "How Much Dinosaur Kid Do You Want In That Answer?"
ME: "...how much Dinosaur Kid do you want in that answer?"
CW: "Not much tbh"
ME: "We've known Utahraptor since 1991"
CW: "How is it different than just a raptor?"
ME: "How Much Dinosaur Kid Do You Want In That Answer?"
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
COWORKER, about a library display: "Those are some new dinos, aren't they?"
ME: "...how much Dinosaur Kid do you want in that answer?"
CW: "Not much tbh"
ME: "We've known Utahraptor since 1991"
CW: "How is it different than just a raptor?"
ME: "How Much Dinosaur Kid Do You Want In That Answer?"
ME: "...how much Dinosaur Kid do you want in that answer?"
CW: "Not much tbh"
ME: "We've known Utahraptor since 1991"
CW: "How is it different than just a raptor?"
ME: "How Much Dinosaur Kid Do You Want In That Answer?"
"Somehow, Palpatine has returned."
"Somehow Patrick McGoohan has returned."
"Exactlyyyyy."
"Exactlyyyyy."
"Somehow Patrick McGoohan has returned."
"Exactlyyyyy."
"Exactlyyyyy."
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
"Somehow, Palpatine has returned."
"Somehow Patrick McGoohan has returned."
"Exactlyyyyy."
"Exactlyyyyy."
"Somehow Patrick McGoohan has returned."
"Exactlyyyyy."
"Exactlyyyyy."
Still thinking about this Star Warsy retired IKEA chair I had to pass up a month ago. I hope it found a good home, other than in my comfortable dreams.
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Still thinking about this Star Warsy retired IKEA chair I had to pass up a month ago. I hope it found a good home, other than in my comfortable dreams.
I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate
I can't stand rocking when I'm in here
'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking thorn in my side
Oh my God, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all, it's sabotage
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate
I can't stand rocking when I'm in here
'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking thorn in my side
Oh my God, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all, it's sabotage
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate
I can't stand rocking when I'm in here
'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking thorn in my side
Oh my God, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all, it's sabotage
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate
I can't stand rocking when I'm in here
'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking thorn in my side
Oh my God, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all, it's sabotage
Ooh, gimme an electric version of these and a larger carrier vehicle so these can peel off and swarm my enemies.
Just some appreciation for the amazingly retrofutursitc side-car motorcycle, the BMW Krauser Domani.
This looks like it's out of a piece of old sci-fi concept art.
This looks like it's out of a piece of old sci-fi concept art.
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Ooh, gimme an electric version of these and a larger carrier vehicle so these can peel off and swarm my enemies.