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Tim Owens
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Hope lives in the galaxy. Let's use this time to be silly, to create, to stand, to shield, and to make someone else's life better.
Dad. Hubs. Please direct complaints to the General Mills Fun Group, Inc. He/him.
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Tim Owens @attimowens.bsky.social · Nov 11
A two-circle Venn over a starry background: One says "fake," the other "in space." In the middle is the Star Wars logo.
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I mean, there's only one answer, right?
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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planetx.bsky.social Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · Jan 21
A few years ago I did a mash-up of Jules Feiffer's "Explainers" comics and STAR WARS: ROGUE ONE, mainly as an excuse to play in the form Feiffer had long perfected.
Cassian Andor: THIS A WAR, I UNDERSTAND THAT. OFTEN IN WAR GOOD MEN HAVE TO DO BAD THINGS. BUT HOW MANY BAD THINGS CAN YOU DO AND STILL CALL YOURSELF A GOOD MAN? IT CAN'T BE THAT MANY, UNTIL YOUR ACTIONS, NOT YOUR HOPES, DEFINE YOU. WHEN YOU CAN NO LONGER LOOK AT THE BLOOD YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AND CALL YOURSELF A GOOD MAN. YOU DON'T THINK I'M A BAD MAN, DO YOU? K-2S0: YOU PROGRAMED ME TO SAY "NO" IN RESPONSE TO THAT QUESTION. Cassian Andor: BECAUSE SOMETIMES I NEED TO HEAR IT! Jyn Erso: I THINK IT'S UNFAIR TO JUDGE ME ON MY PAST ACTIONS. SURE, THERE'S BEEN SOME PUSH BACK TO AUTHORITY. SOME ROUGH EDGES, I ACKNOWLEDGE THAT. BUT LOOK AT WHAT WE'RE FIGHTING! A FASCIST EMPIRE! WHO WOULDN'T HAVE ROUGH EDGES? SO IM NOT PERFECT. BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE ISN'T PERFECT? ALL OF YOU! IF I'VE GOT A FEW ROUGH EDGES, YOU LOT ARE NOTHING BUT! THAT'S WHY WE'RE ALL HERE, WHICH IS TO SAY, JUDGE ME IF YOU LIKE, BUT THIS IS A REBELLION, ISN'T IT? I REBEL. Orson Krennic: I DON'T THINK IT'S TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR THE RECOGNITION I DESERVE. I MEAN, I DIDN'T COME UP WITH THE IDEA OF THE DEATH STAR. AND A LOT OF THE DESIGN WORK WAS DONE BY SCIENTISTS AND ENGINEERS, NOT TO MENTION ARCHITECTS, HEAVY-MACHINERY DESIGNERS, AND THE LIKE. ALSO, IT WAS BUILT BY A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF CONTRACT LABORERS, THE WORK OF THOUSANDS, REALLY, BUT SOMEONE HAS TO TAKE CREDIT FOR ALL OF THAT! Chirrut Îmwe: I AM ONE WITH THE FORCE. THE FORCE IS ONE WITH ME. I AM ONE WITH THE FORCE. THE FORCE IS ONE WITH ME. I AM ONE WITH THE FORCE, THE FORCE IS ONE WITH ME. I AM ONE WITH THE FORCE. THE FORCE IS ONE WITH ME. Baze Malbus; I SUPPOSE THAT WAS THE FORCE, TOO? Chirrut Îmwe: I DON'T QUESTION THE FORCE.
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Now we're talking.
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Star Wars ranking discourse is my favorite discourse because nobody and everybody is wrong
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving to all, EVEN the Rouge One and stuffing/dressing Haters and the Losers. THANK YOUR FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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“In a KNIVES OUT movie, you’re never going to have a five-minute scene where the music takes over … the challenge is how do I, assist the emotion and the engine."

@nellminow.bsky.social speaks with Nathan Johnson, the composer of WAKE UP DEAD MAN.
Felt More than Heard: Nathan Johnson on Composing his Third "Knives Out" Movie, "Wake Up Dead Man" | Interviews | Roger Ebert
Nathan Johnson composed the score for Rian Johnson’s three “Knives Out” mysteries, but with each one they start from scratch. While the character of master
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November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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BREAKING: Judge rules Lindsey Halligan's appointment was not valid, thus, she had no authority to present the James Comey or Letitia James indictments and the indictments are dismissed without prejudice.
IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE EASTERN DISTRICT OF VIRGINIA ALEXANDRIA DIVISION UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, V. JAMES B. COMEY, JR., Defendant. Criminal No. 1:25-cr-00272-MSN OPINION AND ORDER GRANTING MOTION TO DISMISS INDICTMENT ECF NO. 60) On September 25, 2025, Lindsey Halligan, a former White House aide with no prior prosecutorial experience, appeared before a federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Virginia. Having been appointed Interim U.S. Attorney by the Attorney General just days before, Ms. Halligan secured a two-count indictment charging former FBI Director James B. Comey, Jr. with making false statements to Congress and obstructing a congressional proceeding. Mr. Comey now moves to dismiss the indictment on the ground that Ms. Halligan, the sole prosecutor who presented the case to the grand jury, was unlawfully appointed in violation of 28 U.S.C. § 546 and the Constitution's Appointments Clause. As explained below, I agree with Mr. Comey that the Attorney General's attempt to install Ms. Halligan as Interim U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia was invalid. And because Ms. Halligan had no lawful authority to present the indictment, I will grant Mr. Comey's motion and dismiss the indictment without prejudice. IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE EASTERN DISTRICT OF VIRGINIA NORFOLK DIVISION UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, V. LETITIA A. JAMES, Criminal No. 2:25-cr-00122-JK W Defendant. OPINION AND ORDER GRANTING MOTION TO DISMISS INDICTMENT (ECE NO. 22) On October 9, 2025, Lindsey Halligan, a former White House aide with no prior prosecutorial experience, appeared before a federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Virginia. Having been appointed Interim U.S. Attorney by the Attorney General just two weeks before, Ms. Halligan secured a two-count indictment charging New York Attorney General Letitia James with bank fraud and making false statements to a financial institution. Ms. James now moves to dismiss the indictment on the ground that Ms. Halligan, the sole prosecutor who presented the case to the grand jury, was unlawfully appointed in violation of 28 U.S.C. § 546 and the Constitution's Appointments Clause. As explained below, I agree with Ms. James that the Attorney General's attempt to install Ms. Halligan as Interim U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia was invalid. And because Ms. Halligan had no lawful authority to present the indictment, I will grant Ms. James's motion and dismiss the indictment without prejudice.
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
attimowens.bsky.social
Apologies to pie, but my wife's sweet potato casserole makes you extraneous at Thanksgiving.
tylerhuckabee.bsky.social hucksgiving @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 1d
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
a grid of thanksgiving dishes and a command to pick one to eliminate: turkey, rolls, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, stuffing, pies, green bean casserole, ham and gravy.
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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The Holidays approach— I made free instructions to build and decorate your very own Ginger BD-1!

Instructions here: rebrickable.com/mocs/MOC-241...

All you need is one official LEGO set: www.lego.com/en-us/produc...

This model is poseable and can stand up under its own weight! Please do not eat.
A LEGO-brick-built model of the small bipedal droid BD-1 from the games STAR WARS Jedi: Fallen Order and STAR WARS Jedi: Survivor, rendered in a ginger bread style with LEGO brick icing, gumdrops, and holiday lights. BD is posed at night in a modern apartment interior. Two views of a LEGO-brick-built model of the small bipedal droid BD-1 from the games STAR WARS Jedi: Fallen Order and STAR WARS Jedi: Survivor, rendered in a ginger bread style with LEGO brick icing, gumdrops, and holiday lights. BD’s back panel display is rendered in gumdrops.
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
attimowens.bsky.social
2025 has been banger after banger.
richardlnewby.bsky.social Richard Newby @richardlnewby.bsky.social · 1d
Now watching: Black Bag (2025) Dir. Steven Soderbergh
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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helldude.bsky.social
these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Incredible ILM matte paintings from Ewoks Battle for Endor
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
attimowens.bsky.social
Truly one of my favorite things from this year. I do love it when the Hasbro Star Wars team dips into ungovernability.
preternia.com preternia @preternia.com · 1d
Hasbro Star Wars Black Series 6" Dirtbag Cal, Turgle, & Friends is down to $33.19 on Amazon - buff.ly/pCb2Ard #ad

Thanks BlueChew x Woke Putin for the heads up!
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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VVelcome to VlaVortoVVn
shoebill.moe internet bird @shoebill.moe · 1d
V for Vendetta but V wears a Guy Fieri mask
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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COWORKER, about a library display: "Those are some new dinos, aren't they?"

ME: "...how much Dinosaur Kid do you want in that answer?"

CW: "Not much tbh"

ME: "We've known Utahraptor since 1991"

CW: "How is it different than just a raptor?"

ME: "How Much Dinosaur Kid Do You Want In That Answer?"
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
attimowens.bsky.social
"Somehow, Palpatine has returned."

"Somehow Patrick McGoohan has returned."

"Exactlyyyyy."

"Exactlyyyyy."
Oscar Isaac as Poe Dameron, with regrets. Peter Falk, as Columbo, appearing to come to a similar conclusion.
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
attimowens.bsky.social
Still thinking about this Star Warsy retired IKEA chair I had to pass up a month ago. I hope it found a good home, other than in my comfortable dreams.
Emperor-ish dark gray IKEA chair and ottoman.
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate
I can't stand rocking when I'm in here
'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking thorn in my side
Oh my God, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all, it's sabotage
LEO AT DA MIKE
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
attimowens.bsky.social
Ooh, gimme an electric version of these and a larger carrier vehicle so these can peel off and swarm my enemies.
jayeallisonashtear.bsky.social 💫Allison Cassandra Ashtear🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @jayeallisonashtear.bsky.social · Sep 13
Just some appreciation for the amazingly retrofutursitc side-car motorcycle, the BMW Krauser Domani.

This looks like it's out of a piece of old sci-fi concept art.
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
attimowens.bsky.social
Something to the effect of "Give the city what it needs and maybe we'll rename East 57th after you."
ianboudreau.com Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 2d
Obviously I don't know how it'll ultimately shake out but I don't think it's out of the question that Zohran managed to move New York down a few places on the ICE/CBP hit list and potentially safeguarded some amount of (already committed) federal infrastructure spending
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
attimowens.bsky.social
"The real power of imagination is that it helps us envision something better than raw power." ❤️❤️❤️
Excerpt: Imagination and empathy are closely linked. People who refuse to do the hard work of empathizing with others — and I do believe this is a choice — also tend to have stunted imaginations. They cannot envision anything other than putting their boot on someone else's neck and crushing the spirits of those they disagree with. The real power of imagination is that it helps us envision something better than raw power.
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
attimowens.bsky.social
Police searched export bills of lading for luxury durable medical equipment.
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
attimowens.bsky.social
Woke up to everyone talking about Fletching, and yeah Hamm's so great in the recent reboot, and it's a crime more aren't being made.
Jon Hamm is Fletch
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Sickos meme in Wolfpack red
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM