big_throwaway (仮)
@secondthrowaway.bsky.social
36 now but not telling when that happened.
I prefer being an ambiguous impression rather than give anything away. Good luck :D
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I prefer being an ambiguous impression rather than give anything away. Good luck :D
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Here's the formula!
Act harmlessly bewildered
Engage with the more visibly frustrated replies
Cherrypick users you can sealion most effectively
Ignore valid counterreplies
Move goalposts
Sealion replies that chase your goalposts
Repeat for hours
"I still don't get [thing that was answered 50 times]"
Act harmlessly bewildered
Engage with the more visibly frustrated replies
Cherrypick users you can sealion most effectively
Ignore valid counterreplies
Move goalposts
Sealion replies that chase your goalposts
Repeat for hours
"I still don't get [thing that was answered 50 times]"
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some knuck tat ideas:
-FART HOLE
-PISS CAKE
-BUTT FLAP
-BEEF WADS
-ROAD TURD
-EVIL BABY
-JIZZ BOMB
-LARD KING
-FART HOLE
-PISS CAKE
-BUTT FLAP
-BEEF WADS
-ROAD TURD
-EVIL BABY
-JIZZ BOMB
-LARD KING
January 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
some knuck tat ideas:
-FART HOLE
-PISS CAKE
-BUTT FLAP
-BEEF WADS
-ROAD TURD
-EVIL BABY
-JIZZ BOMB
-LARD KING
-FART HOLE
-PISS CAKE
-BUTT FLAP
-BEEF WADS
-ROAD TURD
-EVIL BABY
-JIZZ BOMB
-LARD KING
January 14, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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Overpaid centrist and right wing sociopaths live in a bubble and cannot understand the empathy and love that everyday, normal people have for their trans family members and immigrant friends and neighbors. They want people to compromise, to throw away the humans they love. Fuck that forever.
January 14, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Overpaid centrist and right wing sociopaths live in a bubble and cannot understand the empathy and love that everyday, normal people have for their trans family members and immigrant friends and neighbors. They want people to compromise, to throw away the humans they love. Fuck that forever.
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this is a good one LMAO
January 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
this is a good one LMAO
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Hey every other company ever, check out how easy this was blog.bandcamp.com/2026/01/13/k...
Bandcamp’s Mission and Our Approach to Generative AI
We’re articulating our approach to generative AI so musicians can keep making music and fans can trust the music they find on Bandcamp.
blog.bandcamp.com
January 13, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Hey every other company ever, check out how easy this was blog.bandcamp.com/2026/01/13/k...
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Stickers you can immediately hear.
January 13, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Stickers you can immediately hear.
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“listen, nobody is suggesting we shouldn’t perform immigration enforcement”
yes we are
yes we are
January 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
“listen, nobody is suggesting we shouldn’t perform immigration enforcement”
yes we are
yes we are
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but the moderates, they're not scared of authoritarian brutality but they are scared of insufficiently focus-targeted messaging
won't someone dial it back for the moderates
but the moderates, they're not scared of authoritarian brutality but they are scared of insufficiently focus-targeted messaging
won't someone dial it back for the moderates
“But what do you expect Democrats to doo-hooo?”
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
January 14, 2026 at 12:02 AM
-adjusts tie-
but the moderates, they're not scared of authoritarian brutality but they are scared of insufficiently focus-targeted messaging
won't someone dial it back for the moderates
but the moderates, they're not scared of authoritarian brutality but they are scared of insufficiently focus-targeted messaging
won't someone dial it back for the moderates
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Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
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But uh… I guess I have a ko-fi if you’re taking pity on me and want to throw a couple bucks my way while I figure out what I can do ko-fi.com/coelasquid
Support Kelly
Support Kelly
ko-fi.com
January 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
But uh… I guess I have a ko-fi if you’re taking pity on me and want to throw a couple bucks my way while I figure out what I can do ko-fi.com/coelasquid
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tactics games are fascinating but I'm such a brainlet when it comes to unit management or figuring out how to do pretty much anything
I'm stumbling my way through the tutorial missions of Advance Wars and for as much as I like moving little guys around I wish I could do so with any intention lol
I'm stumbling my way through the tutorial missions of Advance Wars and for as much as I like moving little guys around I wish I could do so with any intention lol
January 13, 2026 at 7:03 PM
tactics games are fascinating but I'm such a brainlet when it comes to unit management or figuring out how to do pretty much anything
I'm stumbling my way through the tutorial missions of Advance Wars and for as much as I like moving little guys around I wish I could do so with any intention lol
I'm stumbling my way through the tutorial missions of Advance Wars and for as much as I like moving little guys around I wish I could do so with any intention lol
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Prime rib is rib that can only be divided by 1 and itself.
January 13, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Prime rib is rib that can only be divided by 1 and itself.
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it's called the "year of the horse" because every single day carries the cognitive impact of being kicked in the head by one
January 13, 2026 at 2:18 PM
it's called the "year of the horse" because every single day carries the cognitive impact of being kicked in the head by one
slightly diminish a game:
sonic 2 and knuckles
....wait
sonic 2 and knuckles
....wait
Slightly diminish a game —
Sonic Adjective
Sonic Adverb
Sonic Theme Description
Sonic Adjective
Sonic Adverb
Sonic Theme Description
Slightly diminish a game — Domicile Inconvenient
January 13, 2026 at 1:09 PM
slightly diminish a game:
sonic 2 and knuckles
....wait
sonic 2 and knuckles
....wait
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beavis and butthead do america but animated like tekkonkinkreet
we often talk about “what anime would you adapt into a movie” but here is a reverse: what movies would you adapt into an anime?
January 13, 2026 at 5:48 AM
beavis and butthead do america but animated like tekkonkinkreet
this is next level adhd pattern-matching i should be getting a bajillion likes on this
timestamp is supposed to be 1:17
timestamp is supposed to be 1:17
January 13, 2026 at 4:32 AM
this is next level adhd pattern-matching i should be getting a bajillion likes on this
timestamp is supposed to be 1:17
timestamp is supposed to be 1:17
youtu.be/a4-t-IiqG_A?...
the one and only time i ever tried a hallucinogen my brother put on a stand up comedian to watch and I swear to freaking god this is *exactly* what it looked like
just watch this video and save yourself spending an afternoon being mesmerized by a spinning led toy
the one and only time i ever tried a hallucinogen my brother put on a stand up comedian to watch and I swear to freaking god this is *exactly* what it looked like
just watch this video and save yourself spending an afternoon being mesmerized by a spinning led toy
January 13, 2026 at 4:20 AM
youtu.be/a4-t-IiqG_A?...
the one and only time i ever tried a hallucinogen my brother put on a stand up comedian to watch and I swear to freaking god this is *exactly* what it looked like
just watch this video and save yourself spending an afternoon being mesmerized by a spinning led toy
the one and only time i ever tried a hallucinogen my brother put on a stand up comedian to watch and I swear to freaking god this is *exactly* what it looked like
just watch this video and save yourself spending an afternoon being mesmerized by a spinning led toy
does anyone know how to fix this on desktop chrome
January 13, 2026 at 4:12 AM
does anyone know how to fix this on desktop chrome
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My 14yo tells me kids who use ChatGPT are referred to as "third-party thinkers"
January 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
My 14yo tells me kids who use ChatGPT are referred to as "third-party thinkers"
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one of the biggest L's ever was letting the early birds shape society instead of the night owls
"night owls are lazy"
bitch i only sleep 5 hours and my peak mental acuity is from 10pm-2am!
"night owls are lazy"
bitch i only sleep 5 hours and my peak mental acuity is from 10pm-2am!
January 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
one of the biggest L's ever was letting the early birds shape society instead of the night owls
"night owls are lazy"
bitch i only sleep 5 hours and my peak mental acuity is from 10pm-2am!
"night owls are lazy"
bitch i only sleep 5 hours and my peak mental acuity is from 10pm-2am!