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OfficeofSteve @officeofsteve.bsky.social · Apr 11

My stages on being drunk
1. Sophia
2. Dorothy
3. Rose
4. Blanche

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OfficeofSteve @officeofsteve.bsky.social · 2d

This administration is like Rocky 5, once everything is done, we'll pretend like it never happened

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Batty Bunny @fitterflittermouse.bsky.social · 2d

Of course I learn about this man for the first time because of his Nazi tattoo.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 5d

Maybe it’s Maybelline.

Maybe she’s insufferable.

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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 4d

“it’s MN nice! go away ICE” sign at no kings minneapolis

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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 4d

“RESTORE CANCER RESEARCH FUNDING” sign at no kings minneapolis

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Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social · Apr 10

*looking in the mirror

Who the hell is that?

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 10d

“don’t crush your finger, finger your crush” or something like that

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OfficeofSteve @officeofsteve.bsky.social · 4d

When you die, after the eulogy, you should be shamed on how many condiments are in your fridge

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 9d

life is like a kick in the bean

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 9d

Probably worth mentioning that if the Democrats buckled and voted to pass the bill that robs Americans of ACA, it wouldn't take a dime from immigrants getting emergency care.

That's already funded. It's not even in danger of being cut.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 10d

Reverse cowgirl so you can perform a spinal manipulation to treat my sciatica

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 9d

Please make your replies more sequitur.

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 9d

There are three types of people: people who love Oklahoma, people who hate Oklahoma, and people who think I'm talking about a state

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OfficeofSteve @officeofsteve.bsky.social · 9d

2025 minivan: I have navigation and TVs to keep kiddies entertained
1990 minivan: I have ashtrays for the entire family

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · Aug 22

This coffee tastes like thank fuck it’s Friday.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 12d

*cracks knuckles*

Let the long weekend shenanigans begin.

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 24d

ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 18d

For the thousandth time guys! I am NOT secretly a squirrel.

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Leen McBeans 🦇 @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 17d

If you can’t find a man who meets your expectations, don’t be afraid to settle

And by settle I mean settle in at home for some quality you time by yourself long-term, because living without bs doing whatever the fuck you want is genuinely wonderful and way under rated. 11/10 stars, would recommend