OfficeofSteve
@officeofsteve.bsky.social
You've been smooching with everybody
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OfficeofSteve
@officeofsteve.bsky.social
· Apr 11
My stages on being drunk
1. Sophia
2. Dorothy
3. Rose
4. Blanche
1. Sophia
2. Dorothy
3. Rose
4. Blanche
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I have nothing in common with people who like winter.
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I have nothing in common with people who like winter.
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They should invent a burrito that's already in my mouth.
December 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
They should invent a burrito that's already in my mouth.
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You had me at intolerable..
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
You had me at intolerable..
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Big nopes energy today.
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Big nopes energy today.
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Rub my ass like genies lamp and make a wish.
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Rub my ass like genies lamp and make a wish.
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Texting random numbers...Are you sleeping?
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Texting random numbers...Are you sleeping?
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thinking of the time i told an ex her laugh made me wish i wasn't funny
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
thinking of the time i told an ex her laugh made me wish i wasn't funny
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Well well well, if it isn’t some more shit that sucks
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Well well well, if it isn’t some more shit that sucks
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I scare people away by asking them their longitude and latitude location
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I scare people away by asking them their longitude and latitude location
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I’d make you breakfast in bed and I wouldn’t even poison it
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I’d make you breakfast in bed and I wouldn’t even poison it
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If you never repost then I assume you’re a narcissist that looks at themselves in the mirror and says you’re the prettiest person you know
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
If you never repost then I assume you’re a narcissist that looks at themselves in the mirror and says you’re the prettiest person you know
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I’ll hold your salsa in the small of my back
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I’ll hold your salsa in the small of my back
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Contrary to its name, the Emperor Penguin holds no real power.
That is reserved for the Prime Minister Penguin.
That is reserved for the Prime Minister Penguin.
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Contrary to its name, the Emperor Penguin holds no real power.
That is reserved for the Prime Minister Penguin.
That is reserved for the Prime Minister Penguin.
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[enema restaurant]
host: would you like a table or a boof?
host: would you like a table or a boof?
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
[enema restaurant]
host: would you like a table or a boof?
host: would you like a table or a boof?
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i thought a labubu was a vagina injury
September 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
i thought a labubu was a vagina injury
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My bank flagged my debit card for fraud because I spent $46 at the liquor store. Like omg assholes, sometimes I’m fun.
September 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My bank flagged my debit card for fraud because I spent $46 at the liquor store. Like omg assholes, sometimes I’m fun.
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It smells like the Sunday scaries in here.
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It smells like the Sunday scaries in here.
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You wouldn’t know them.
We went to garbage Bluesky together.
We went to garbage Bluesky together.
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
You wouldn’t know them.
We went to garbage Bluesky together.
We went to garbage Bluesky together.
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I’m pretty fluent in garbage Bluesky.
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’m pretty fluent in garbage Bluesky.
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Emergency contact? No thanks. Let me die.
December 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Emergency contact? No thanks. Let me die.
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What wine pairs well with shut the fuck up?
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
What wine pairs well with shut the fuck up?
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What wine pairs well with shit posting?
January 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
What wine pairs well with shit posting?
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What wine pairs well with thank fuck it’s the weekend?
May 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
What wine pairs well with thank fuck it’s the weekend?
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Wine me, dine me, I’ll pull a muscle if you 69 me.
November 25, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Wine me, dine me, I’ll pull a muscle if you 69 me.