HorrorGirl Problems
@horrorgirlprobs.bsky.social
FANGORIA Digital Editor + Online Creep 💚🦇 Red Carpet Rapscallion. Cheeseburger aficionado. Spaghetti and meatball enthusiast.
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Trying to figure out where to send an audition tape to host THE ULTIMATUM: QUEER LOVE Season 3 🏳️🌈
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The fact that Rob Reiner made movies that impacted me as a kid, as a teen & as an adult just demonstrates how wonderfully varied his career was. I’m just heartbroken at this news.
December 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The fact that Rob Reiner made movies that impacted me as a kid, as a teen & as an adult just demonstrates how wonderfully varied his career was. I’m just heartbroken at this news.
What a day of terrible fucking news. Or couple of days, technically.
December 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
What a day of terrible fucking news. Or couple of days, technically.
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
Driving home late AF, zero fog until about a mile away from my place and suddenly just absolutely enveloped. Big The Mist vibes 😶🌫️
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Driving home late AF, zero fog until about a mile away from my place and suddenly just absolutely enveloped. Big The Mist vibes 😶🌫️
Not the flashback 😅
How exactly did he fall down the mountain and lose his leg? It looked like he saw Jeff and then just… inexplicably took a tumble?
#thelastdrivein
How exactly did he fall down the mountain and lose his leg? It looked like he saw Jeff and then just… inexplicably took a tumble?
#thelastdrivein
I was waiting for the Better Off Dead shout!
#thelastdrivein
#thelastdrivein
December 13, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Not the flashback 😅
How exactly did he fall down the mountain and lose his leg? It looked like he saw Jeff and then just… inexplicably took a tumble?
#thelastdrivein
How exactly did he fall down the mountain and lose his leg? It looked like he saw Jeff and then just… inexplicably took a tumble?
#thelastdrivein
I was waiting for the Better Off Dead shout!
#thelastdrivein
#thelastdrivein
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I was waiting for the Better Off Dead shout!
#thelastdrivein
#thelastdrivein
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It's a Christmas miracle! The new Silent Night Deadly Night reboot is the anti-fascist Christmas movie of my dreams, just a joy from start to finish. Champagne cinema, five stars, no notes, would watch again.
Actual film still:
Actual film still:
December 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
It's a Christmas miracle! The new Silent Night Deadly Night reboot is the anti-fascist Christmas movie of my dreams, just a joy from start to finish. Champagne cinema, five stars, no notes, would watch again.
Actual film still:
Actual film still:
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Oh my god, if you hang on the line for the phone number on #TheLastDriveIn, someone may actually answer! We had a wonderful chat and he even made sure I was watching the movie during the bathroom scene. I said, "That's some serious cake" and he added "with lots of icing." Because of the cocaine!
December 13, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Oh my god, if you hang on the line for the phone number on #TheLastDriveIn, someone may actually answer! We had a wonderful chat and he even made sure I was watching the movie during the bathroom scene. I said, "That's some serious cake" and he added "with lots of icing." Because of the cocaine!
Lots of boy butts in this movie, which is, y’know not the brand that I smoke buttt makes me happy for dude derrière aficionados and I appreciate the unbiased nudity.
#thelastdrivein
#thelastdrivein
December 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Lots of boy butts in this movie, which is, y’know not the brand that I smoke buttt makes me happy for dude derrière aficionados and I appreciate the unbiased nudity.
#thelastdrivein
#thelastdrivein
This is genuinely the most touching thing I’ve read in some time. Gift yourself a few minutes to read it and sign up for the Terror Teletype so you don’t miss future greatness.
Pouring one out for Manteigh tonight 💚
#ripmanteigh
Pouring one out for Manteigh tonight 💚
#ripmanteigh
I took in a little foster monster last week and wrote about her in the Fango newsletter.
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December 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This is genuinely the most touching thing I’ve read in some time. Gift yourself a few minutes to read it and sign up for the Terror Teletype so you don’t miss future greatness.
Pouring one out for Manteigh tonight 💚
#ripmanteigh
Pouring one out for Manteigh tonight 💚
#ripmanteigh
Fully thought he was going to crash through their window to interrupt. #thelastdrivein
December 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Fully thought he was going to crash through their window to interrupt. #thelastdrivein
December 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I’ve only ever snowboarded because I grew up watching Goofy try to ski and it made a lot of sense that the skis would cross and tangle and make for a terrible situation. #thelastdrivein
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I’ve only ever snowboarded because I grew up watching Goofy try to ski and it made a lot of sense that the skis would cross and tangle and make for a terrible situation. #thelastdrivein
I’m still having trouble understanding how the director flew out the bedroom window and somehow crashed down through the lower floor window. #thelastdrivein
December 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I’m still having trouble understanding how the director flew out the bedroom window and somehow crashed down through the lower floor window. #thelastdrivein
“Billionaires and billionaire companies are burnin’ my bacon. They are not high on my list right now.” Evergreen statement #thelastdrivein
I wrote something this morning reflecting on all the ways mutual aid + community are what’s really delivering help to those who need it most. We’re taking care of each other and #thelastdrivein just drove that point home perfectly.
Raise a fuck ton of money tonight 🤘🏽
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Raise a fuck ton of money tonight 🤘🏽
coldcruelchristmas.com
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December 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
“Billionaires and billionaire companies are burnin’ my bacon. They are not high on my list right now.” Evergreen statement #thelastdrivein
I’ve gotta say, Joe Bob’s werewolf howl is not what I would have expected.
#thelastdrivein 🐺
#thelastdrivein 🐺
I wrote something this morning reflecting on all the ways mutual aid + community are what’s really delivering help to those who need it most. We’re taking care of each other and #thelastdrivein just drove that point home perfectly.
Raise a fuck ton of money tonight 🤘🏽
coldcruelchristmas.com
Raise a fuck ton of money tonight 🤘🏽
coldcruelchristmas.com
coldcruelchristmas.com
coldcruelchristmas.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’ve gotta say, Joe Bob’s werewolf howl is not what I would have expected.
#thelastdrivein 🐺
#thelastdrivein 🐺
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My irl human friend @horrorgirlprobs.bsky.social did this interview so it’s kind of like I was there too if you think about it 🙂↕️
December 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My irl human friend @horrorgirlprobs.bsky.social did this interview so it’s kind of like I was there too if you think about it 🙂↕️
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You telling me you aren't going to listen to an Angel at Christmas? Dig deep, #MutantFam
I wrote something this morning reflecting on all the ways mutual aid + community are what’s really delivering help to those who need it most. We’re taking care of each other and #thelastdrivein just drove that point home perfectly.
Raise a fuck ton of money tonight 🤘🏽
coldcruelchristmas.com
Raise a fuck ton of money tonight 🤘🏽
coldcruelchristmas.com
coldcruelchristmas.com
coldcruelchristmas.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
You telling me you aren't going to listen to an Angel at Christmas? Dig deep, #MutantFam
I wrote something this morning reflecting on all the ways mutual aid + community are what’s really delivering help to those who need it most. We’re taking care of each other and #thelastdrivein just drove that point home perfectly.
Raise a fuck ton of money tonight 🤘🏽
coldcruelchristmas.com
Raise a fuck ton of money tonight 🤘🏽
coldcruelchristmas.com
coldcruelchristmas.com
coldcruelchristmas.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I wrote something this morning reflecting on all the ways mutual aid + community are what’s really delivering help to those who need it most. We’re taking care of each other and #thelastdrivein just drove that point home perfectly.
Raise a fuck ton of money tonight 🤘🏽
coldcruelchristmas.com
Raise a fuck ton of money tonight 🤘🏽
coldcruelchristmas.com
My gf was lamenting that a vintage piece she was eyeing had sold, and I had to act very aloof and semi ignore it because I’M THE ONE THAT BOUGHT IT! FOR HER! Hoping the subject does not come up again because I will be very awkward and suspicious.
a close up of spongebob squarepants 's eye with a hole in it .
Alt: spongebob squarepants ducking down to hide in his pineapple house
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December 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
My gf was lamenting that a vintage piece she was eyeing had sold, and I had to act very aloof and semi ignore it because I’M THE ONE THAT BOUGHT IT! FOR HER! Hoping the subject does not come up again because I will be very awkward and suspicious.
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“I read it, and I was like, ‘This is insane. There's no way they're going to let us do this.' And then we did it." SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT star Rohan Campbell breaks down the scene that's already gone viral.
SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT Star Rohan Campbell Breaks Down *That * Viral Scene
“I read it, and I was like, ‘This is insane. There's no way they're going to let us do this.' And then we did it." SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT star Rohan Campbell breaks down the scene that's already gone viral.
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December 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“I read it, and I was like, ‘This is insane. There's no way they're going to let us do this.' And then we did it." SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT star Rohan Campbell breaks down the scene that's already gone viral.
Does anyone know why the muppets are singing about video games?
December 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Does anyone know why the muppets are singing about video games?
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Yes, the rumors were true - Leon S. Kennedy is officially back as a playable character in RESIDENT EVIL REQUIEM, with Capcom unveiling the first footage of the hero in action.
It’s Official, Leon S. Kennedy Returns For RESIDENT EVIL REQUIEM
Yes, the rumors were true - Leon S. Kennedy is officially back as a playable character in RESIDENT EVIL REQUIEM, with Capcom unveiling the first footage of the hero in action.
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December 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Yes, the rumors were true - Leon S. Kennedy is officially back as a playable character in RESIDENT EVIL REQUIEM, with Capcom unveiling the first footage of the hero in action.
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Horror fans, I've got a JADE DANIELS IS MY FINAL GIRL shirt (XL) and a copy of MY HEART IS A CHAINSAW for one lucky winner!
To enter, show me proof of a donation of $10+ to a food bank this holiday season. I'll pick a winner from all you kind folks!
cc @igreggreene.bsky.social @sgj.bsky.social
To enter, show me proof of a donation of $10+ to a food bank this holiday season. I'll pick a winner from all you kind folks!
cc @igreggreene.bsky.social @sgj.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Horror fans, I've got a JADE DANIELS IS MY FINAL GIRL shirt (XL) and a copy of MY HEART IS A CHAINSAW for one lucky winner!
To enter, show me proof of a donation of $10+ to a food bank this holiday season. I'll pick a winner from all you kind folks!
cc @igreggreene.bsky.social @sgj.bsky.social
To enter, show me proof of a donation of $10+ to a food bank this holiday season. I'll pick a winner from all you kind folks!
cc @igreggreene.bsky.social @sgj.bsky.social
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With news of a BAYWATCH reboot officially on the way, I took to @fangoria.bsky.social to reflect on the show's spin-off into horror...and how it would be cool if the new iteration embraced the supernatural.
With a BAYWATCH reboot on the horizon, we got to thinking about the sea monsters, vampires, werewolves, and mermaids from the wonderfully unhinged second (and last) season of BAYWATCH NIGHTS.
How A BAYWATCH Spinoff Turned David Hasselhoff Into A Monster Fighter
With a BAYWATCH reboot on the horizon, we got to thinking about the sea monsters, vampires, werewolves, and mermaids from the wonderfully unhinged second (and last) season of BAYWATCH NIGHTS.
dlvr.it
December 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
With news of a BAYWATCH reboot officially on the way, I took to @fangoria.bsky.social to reflect on the show's spin-off into horror...and how it would be cool if the new iteration embraced the supernatural.