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Curse of the Restoring Foreskin

@horrorrestorer.bsky.social

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Egalitarian #Intactivist 🎃 Restoring Foreskin 🎃 Adore Horror Cinema, Abhor Horror of #ForcedGenitalCutting 🎃 #MenDoComplain #ForeskinRestoration

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Curse of the Restoring Foreskin @horrorrestorer.bsky.social · 27d

October 1st:

"Halloween's coming. What are you gonna do about it? Whether you do a little or a lot, be an original this Halloween and find yourself at Hallmark."

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Curse of the Restoring Foreskin @horrorrestorer.bsky.social · 13h

October 28th:

"All you ghouls and goblins, gather 'round
Time for chills and thrills, so party down
No matter who you like to bite
You're gonna want Coor's and Coor's Light tonight!"

Curse of the Restoring Foreskin @horrorrestorer.bsky.social · 17h

Curse of the Restoring Foreskin @horrorrestorer.bsky.social · 1d

October 27th:

"Wednesday at 8/7 central, a show unlike anything you've ever seen. A trick-or-treat straight from the grave. The perfect night to wake the dead... and solve a murder... of spine-chilling proportions. An all-new Pushing Daisies - Wednesday at 8/7 central."

Curse of the Restoring Foreskin @horrorrestorer.bsky.social · 2d

October 26th:

"Everybody's WILD about new scratch-and-sniff stickers in special trick-or-treat packages. And they're DYING to take home these cuddly pumpkin bean bags. And these party decorations are so popular, they seem to just DISAPPEAR! So, come to Hallmark - the Halloween store."

Curse of the Restoring Foreskin @horrorrestorer.bsky.social · 3d

October 25th:

"And here are the Mini Monsters! Five monsters in all. You can trade 'em with friends and put on a show! One Mini Monster in specially-marked boxes of the Monster Cereals."

Curse of the Restoring Foreskin @horrorrestorer.bsky.social · 4d

Pushing Daisies

Curse of the Restoring Foreskin @horrorrestorer.bsky.social · 4d

October 24th:

"Now, one by one, the men of this town are dying. Who is his avenger? Is it the dead man's grief-stricken mother? The little girl who loved him? Or... could it be... the scarecrow? Dark Night of the Scarecrow - Coming up next!"

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🧛‍♀️🎃~Bindi~🎃🧛‍♀️ @bindiatthebeach.bsky.social · 5d

This is chilling. And it doesn't exist anymore except on the Internet.

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Curse of the Restoring Foreskin @horrorrestorer.bsky.social · 5d

October 23rd:

"They're ENORMOUS! They're HUMONGOUS! They're a SCREAM! Marshmallows so monstrously big they're MONSTERMALLOWS! So, you can run to your nearest breakfast table and wolf down Count Chocula, Frankenberry, and fruity Yummy Mummy - the monstrous part of this complete breakfast!"

Curse of the Restoring Foreskin @horrorrestorer.bsky.social · 5d

Curse of the Restoring Foreskin @horrorrestorer.bsky.social · 6d

October 22nd:

"Friday - a Halloween special starring Paul Lynde and his special guests: Tim Conway, Florence Henderson, Donny and Marie Osmond, 'Pinky Tuscadero,' and the incredible KISS! All on The Paul Lynde Halloween Special!"

Curse of the Restoring Foreskin @horrorrestorer.bsky.social · 7d

Repost with a “Halloween” movie that’s not a typical Halloween movie. 🎃

Kenny & Company (1976)

Kenny & Company: 2 kids in a classroom decorated for Halloween

Kenny & Company: Trick-or-treating kids are beckoned into a garage haunted house.

Kenny & Company: Parents take photos of the kids in their costumes before the kids leave the house to go trick-or-treating.

Kenny & Company: A teacher sits at his desk in a classroom. A paper jack o' lantern decoration is on the wall behind him.

Curse of the Restoring Foreskin @horrorrestorer.bsky.social · 7d

October 21st:

"This year, make sure you have a safe and fun Halloween. Trick or treat before nightfall or go with an adult. From everyone at The Disney Afternoon, have a safe and Happy Halloween."

Curse of the Restoring Foreskin @horrorrestorer.bsky.social · 8d

October 20th:

"There's a vampire bat and a terrible ghost
Things that are good on a piece of toast
A pair of fangs and a pumpkin head
All in a sauce that's crimson red!"

Heinz Haunted House

"It's our speciality."

Curse of the Restoring Foreskin @horrorrestorer.bsky.social · 8d

Curse of the Restoring Foreskin @horrorrestorer.bsky.social · 9d

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 9d

A quick rundown of how we got here …

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Curse of the Restoring Foreskin @horrorrestorer.bsky.social · 9d

October 19th:

"For Halloween, Toys R Us doesn't miss a trick and the prices are a treat! We've got costumes for all Toys R Us kids - even grown-ups. And loads of candy, makeup, masks and more! Toys R Us will make your Halloween... SUPERNATURAL!"

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AlTheColorsOfTheDark💀🦇🪦 @afizgig.bsky.social · 9d

Apart from all the millions of decent, heartfelt, caring, beautiful human beings I've witnessed peacefully protesting today, this clip right here has got to be up there as the best! 💪🏻 #NoKings

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 9d

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 10d

The reason gullible people believe all protesters are paid is because they can't conceive of anyone giving a shit about anyone other than themselves.

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Curse of the Restoring Foreskin @horrorrestorer.bsky.social · 9d

No kings.
No nazis.
No fascists.
No tyrants.
No oligarchs.
No billionaires.
No mentally ill tech-bros.
No maga.
NO FUCKING KINGS!

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Curse of the Restoring Foreskin @horrorrestorer.bsky.social · 9d

I would like to eventually get one, but it'll definitely have to be closer in price to the current eBay rates.

Screenshot of eBay listings for the vintage board game I Vant to Bite Your Finger, ranging in price from $200+ to $300+.