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Hoss Bender
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I like dogs and hate how bright car headlights are these days
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Hank says that he hopes you have a good weekend
May 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
That RFKJ is full of shit. I ran outside and am still depressed wtf
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Found a loose drawstring in the dryer and can't figure out what it came from 😖
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I'm tired
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Maybe this is weird but I had a "this meeting could've been an email" moment except "this breakup could've been a text message". I know in-person is usually the way but I drove 20 mins to a brewery to have her end it 5 mins in...
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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CUE WONDERWALL - Keeper on Keeper and Thomas hits the crossbar, #MNUFC are through
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER

MIN 🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴🟢🟢
SEA 🟢🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴🟢🔴
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Ok I did it and had quite a moment on the trail. An ambulance went by off to my right and I was confused why I could hear it to my left through my ear buds. Took them out and had quite a surprise!
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I want to run outside but it's getting cooolllldd
November 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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If you follow football at all the FIFA peace prize thing is hilarious and absolutely typical of them.
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I wasted a lot of time on the trail run taking pictures of the super beaver moon
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Tornado siren
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
FIFA announcing a "peace prize" is the funniest thing ever. Infantino has to try to make his best big boy buddy feel better. Shit should be mocked all over the world
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I wonder if my dog enjoys sleeping with a fan on as much as I do
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Festive fun Halloween lunch run
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I 🧡 Halloween 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Halloween half-marathon action shots. The only race I do every year because fall and Halloween are the greatest. I'm slow but finished under 2 hours weeee🎃🎃🎃
October 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Singing Monster Mash to my dog but replacing every other word with his name
October 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Just left my ear buds in the pocket of a sweatshirt that went into the washer, AMA
October 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
All this tattoo talk is making me 1) think it might be time for a new one and 2) grateful the skull on my wrist is surrounded by pwetty flowers
October 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Another night run on the trail, searching for the Blair Witch
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Ears
October 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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“Want to see Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones?” No. Why would I want to see that
October 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I think now's a good time to launch my new web series called "Some Good Boos", which is a mix of fun ghost videos and clips of people getting booed while onstage or while playing sports
October 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
He hates his raincoat but dammit it's cute
October 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM