Archbishop Deshaies
@houcounterplot.bsky.social
God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors. Proud 5x recipient of the Orel Hershiser Award for Online Sportsmanship (2018, 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023)
The Ten Commandments posters in public school classrooms will keep us warm.
ERCOT says Texas power grid ready for possible winter storm this week
ERCOT says Texas power grid ready for possible winter storm this week
The possibility of a winter storm impacting Texas this week has some residents nervous about a repeat of a 2021 winter storm that turned deadly when millions across the state lost power for days at a time.
www.fox26houston.com
January 20, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The Ten Commandments posters in public school classrooms will keep us warm.
Please don’t do this, Peter.
As long as they have a goober-ass name like the Texans they will never have success
January 19, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Please don’t do this, Peter.
Diego Pavia, pack your bags: You’re a Houston Texan.
Defense wins championships as long as CJ Stroud isn't your quarterback.
January 18, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Diego Pavia, pack your bags: You’re a Houston Texan.
I wonder if the network execs would be interested in a show where CJ Stroud stays with me and my mom so he can get his head screwed on straight. He’d have to share our car, work at Arby’s, brush my mom’s hair after her baths… that kind of stuff.
January 18, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I wonder if the network execs would be interested in a show where CJ Stroud stays with me and my mom so he can get his head screwed on straight. He’d have to share our car, work at Arby’s, brush my mom’s hair after her baths… that kind of stuff.
Unlike the Astros, at least the Texans made the playoffs.
January 18, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Unlike the Astros, at least the Texans made the playoffs.
When I was in junior high, someone pulled my pants down during lunch on an especially cold day. My crush, Becky Hoffman, saw my wiener and laughed.
So I think I know how CJ Stroud feels right now.
So I think I know how CJ Stroud feels right now.
January 18, 2026 at 11:20 PM
When I was in junior high, someone pulled my pants down during lunch on an especially cold day. My crush, Becky Hoffman, saw my wiener and laughed.
So I think I know how CJ Stroud feels right now.
So I think I know how CJ Stroud feels right now.
There is not a single city on the planet that suffers like Houston.
January 18, 2026 at 11:15 PM
There is not a single city on the planet that suffers like Houston.
I hate the Houston Texans.
January 18, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I hate the Houston Texans.
Calling it now: Pick six. CJ throws an INT but Texans get it back on a fumble. CJ throws an INT and Texans get it back on another fumble and run it in. Texans win!
January 18, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Calling it now: Pick six. CJ throws an INT but Texans get it back on a fumble. CJ throws an INT and Texans get it back on another fumble and run it in. Texans win!
These Texans would have lost the Alamo. Smh
God has abandoned CJ Stroud
January 18, 2026 at 10:51 PM
These Texans would have lost the Alamo. Smh
These biased east coast refs are favorable towards the Patriots and are making our quarterback throw interceptions!
January 18, 2026 at 10:01 PM
These biased east coast refs are favorable towards the Patriots and are making our quarterback throw interceptions!
Fun fact: CJ is an abbreviation for “Countless Jinterceptions.”
January 18, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Fun fact: CJ is an abbreviation for “Countless Jinterceptions.”
Texans fans can be so ridiculous sometimes. Don’t act like you wouldn’t have thrown at least four interceptions in the first half of a playoff game!
January 18, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Texans fans can be so ridiculous sometimes. Don’t act like you wouldn’t have thrown at least four interceptions in the first half of a playoff game!
I think if Joe Kelly was giving the half time speech, he’d tell CJ Stroud to run away from this fight because the Patriots look like a whole team of Carlos Correas.
January 18, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I think if Joe Kelly was giving the half time speech, he’d tell CJ Stroud to run away from this fight because the Patriots look like a whole team of Carlos Correas.
Deshaun Watson didn’t masturbate in front of a masseuse for this.
January 18, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Deshaun Watson didn’t masturbate in front of a masseuse for this.
I wish Nico Collins’ goo brains would solidify by the second half.
January 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I wish Nico Collins’ goo brains would solidify by the second half.
Is it too late in the season to tank?
January 18, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Is it too late in the season to tank?
I thought Diggs was in jail. Smh
January 18, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I thought Diggs was in jail. Smh
Guys, we’re ass.
January 18, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Guys, we’re ass.
The Browns called me. I told them I wasn’t interested. I’m happy with my current spot.
The Browns are working on in-person, second interviews with Chargers DC Jesse Minter and Rams passing game coordinator Nathan Scheelhaase for their HC job, sources say.
They join Jim Schwartz, Todd Monken, Mike McDaniel, and Grant Udinski.
They join Jim Schwartz, Todd Monken, Mike McDaniel, and Grant Udinski.
January 18, 2026 at 7:31 PM
The Browns called me. I told them I wasn’t interested. I’m happy with my current spot.
It looks like the Astros are skipping Pasadena this year during their pre-season caravan tour. Best believe that I will be writing a letter.
January 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
It looks like the Astros are skipping Pasadena this year during their pre-season caravan tour. Best believe that I will be writing a letter.
You gotta hand it to Tony Dokoupil, had Trump dog walked Ted Cruz like that, Ted would have exploded into an orgasmic gooball and would have gotten the whole factory sticky and coated.
DOKOUPIL: When I travel the country, they tell me they don't feel it because grocery prices are up--
TRUMP: They're going to now. I've only been here for 11 months. I inherited a mess. If she got in, you wouldn't have this job right now.
TRUMP: They're going to now. I've only been here for 11 months. I inherited a mess. If she got in, you wouldn't have this job right now.
January 14, 2026 at 12:50 AM
You gotta hand it to Tony Dokoupil, had Trump dog walked Ted Cruz like that, Ted would have exploded into an orgasmic gooball and would have gotten the whole factory sticky and coated.
Mike Tomlin started with the Steelers the same week I started at Arby’s. Two men at the top of their game, living parallel lives—one remains.
Truly one of the greatest coaches ever, and I say that as a Cleveland fan.
Mike Tomlin steps away from Steelers after 19 seasons and a Super Bowl title
The Steelers are in the rare position of searching for a new head coach.
sports.yahoo.com
January 13, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Mike Tomlin started with the Steelers the same week I started at Arby’s. Two men at the top of their game, living parallel lives—one remains.
The world is definitely round while Aaron Rodgers is flat on his back.
Did his own research too
January 13, 2026 at 4:22 AM
The world is definitely round while Aaron Rodgers is flat on his back.