Archbishop Deshaies
@houcounterplot.bsky.social
God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors. Proud 5x recipient of the Orel Hershiser Award for Online Sportsmanship (2018, 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023)
I decorated my mom’s Ford Taurus with Christmas lights and left it on all afternoon. Now the car won’t start and she’s going to miss Bingo Night with the girls. I’ve never seen her so pissed.
December 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I decorated my mom’s Ford Taurus with Christmas lights and left it on all afternoon. Now the car won’t start and she’s going to miss Bingo Night with the girls. I’ve never seen her so pissed.
I’ve been lined up outside of this Best Buy since 5PM and haven’t seen a single person—no one in line, no one in the parking lot, no one at all. What’s going on, Pasadena? Are we doing this Black Friday thing or not?
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I’ve been lined up outside of this Best Buy since 5PM and haven’t seen a single person—no one in line, no one in the parking lot, no one at all. What’s going on, Pasadena? Are we doing this Black Friday thing or not?
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Wow! Chocolate chip, snickerdoodle, AND sugar cookies? That’s quite a Listeria!
The flavor combines chocolate chip, snickerdoodle and sugar cookies.
Blue Bell drops its latest holiday flavor
The flavor combines chocolate chip, snickerdoodle and sugar cookies.
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November 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Wow! Chocolate chip, snickerdoodle, AND sugar cookies? That’s quite a Listeria!
I am so excited about the Arby’s Christmas Party… I hope someone brings their Grok.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I am so excited about the Arby’s Christmas Party… I hope someone brings their Grok.
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everyone at the party five seconds after I prompt Grok to use the naughtiest words it knows
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
everyone at the party five seconds after I prompt Grok to use the naughtiest words it knows
🎵I'm bout that down-south city, where they show no pity,
Candy paint be lookin' pretty, makin' haters feel shitty 🎶
Candy paint be lookin' pretty, makin' haters feel shitty 🎶
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
🎵I'm bout that down-south city, where they show no pity,
Candy paint be lookin' pretty, makin' haters feel shitty 🎶
Candy paint be lookin' pretty, makin' haters feel shitty 🎶
I’ll be damned if I’m going to allow a bunch of commie liberals to move into my red state and try to make my public schools better!
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’ll be damned if I’m going to allow a bunch of commie liberals to move into my red state and try to make my public schools better!
I hope Tennessee never wins a game again. Enjoy your miserable afternoon, you team-stealing sacks of shit.
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I hope Tennessee never wins a game again. Enjoy your miserable afternoon, you team-stealing sacks of shit.
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Counterpoint:
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Counterpoint:
Republican Party Democratic Party
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Lemon Party
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Lemon Party
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Republican Party Democratic Party
🤝
Lemon Party
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Lemon Party
I’m hearing from a reliable source that they also did the *checks notes* “ass to ass thing from Requiem for a Dream.”
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I’m hearing from a reliable source that they also did the *checks notes* “ass to ass thing from Requiem for a Dream.”
I just got home from Arby’s and am heading about some dick sucking among presidents. Can some explain to me what’s going on?
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I just got home from Arby’s and am heading about some dick sucking among presidents. Can some explain to me what’s going on?
All these folks are getting their feathers in a ruffle—come on, yall all knew dude was a weirdo when he was talking about “grab em by the pussy.”
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
All these folks are getting their feathers in a ruffle—come on, yall all knew dude was a weirdo when he was talking about “grab em by the pussy.”
Donald Trump went from “Celebrity Apprentice” to “Celebrity To Catch a Predator.”
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Donald Trump went from “Celebrity Apprentice” to “Celebrity To Catch a Predator.”
My guess is that this presidency ends on TikTok when Donald Trump is beaten up at a Walmart by a group called The Pred Squad.
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My guess is that this presidency ends on TikTok when Donald Trump is beaten up at a Walmart by a group called The Pred Squad.
My neighbor still has a Trump sign in her yard. Does she know she voted for a straight-up pedophile?
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
My neighbor still has a Trump sign in her yard. Does she know she voted for a straight-up pedophile?
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I sure hope the people trying to take insurance away from sick people and food away from poor people will somehow feel shame for lying to Maggie Hassan.
Agree.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I sure hope the people trying to take insurance away from sick people and food away from poor people will somehow feel shame for lying to Maggie Hassan.
Me when someone gets the wrong order: “Bitch, have you ever even been inside an Arby’s? You have no idea how this shit works!”
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Me when someone gets the wrong order: “Bitch, have you ever even been inside an Arby’s? You have no idea how this shit works!”
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
Why can’t we find middle ground with the people who want to deprive us of healthcare? Why can’t we work with people who want to take food from poor people?
Shaheen: "When I talk to my constituents in New Hampshire, you know what they say to me? They say, 'Why can't you all just work together to address the problems that are facing this country?'"
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Why can’t we find middle ground with the people who want to deprive us of healthcare? Why can’t we work with people who want to take food from poor people?
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This deal is so bad that Mookie Betts is somehow now with the Senate Republicans.
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
This deal is so bad that Mookie Betts is somehow now with the Senate Republicans.
Democrats are as stupid as Republicans are cruel.
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Democrats are as stupid as Republicans are cruel.
