Archbishop Deshaies
@houcounterplot.bsky.social
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God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors. Proud 5x recipient of the Orel Hershiser Award for Online Sportsmanship (2018, 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023)
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I feel bad for the Tigers. It’s hard for me to be happy for anyone.
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Jose Altuve would have had both of these teams home and in bed by now.
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Part of me wants the Tigers to win because I hate the Mariners but part of me wants the Mariners to win because I like @crawfordchrisv.bsky.social. Not sure how to feel. We’ll let it play out!
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I’d rather be pantsed in a snowstorm and have every person on the planet laugh at my frigid little wiener than to grovel like this on a TV show. Does this man have any shame? How embarrassing for his entire family, his entire bloodline! This guy is from Georgia?
atrupar.com
Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)
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Regular people are watching this, right? Buddy Carter is a grown man. This is humiliating.
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Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)
houcounterplot.bsky.social
The selection committee picked the wrong Venezuelan
2017 AL MVP (Aaron Judge finished second).
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No way they’re gonna send the same Texas fat guys that they sent to Chicago.
yasharali.bsky.social
BREAKING via AP

US says it's sending about 200 troops to Israel to help support and monitor Gaza ceasefire deal.
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The biggest “fuck you” would be helping these kids become critical thinkers.
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Yeah. But this is what they want, right? Make good teachers hate their jobs, destroy the public school product, and then collect all those private school kickbacks?
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Correction. Stage was just right.
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The stage is too big for Little.
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It’s hard for me to enjoy this Yankees loss when I know that some of my most husky neighbors are harassing the good people of Chicago.
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I hate to pile on, but the Yankees were the least injured team in baseball history
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This has to be on the top 10 list of most embarrassing things to ever happen to Texas, right?
wesleymorgan.bsky.social
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
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Remember the A La Mode
wesleymorgan.bsky.social
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
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That little one on the left rolls up to my Arby’s every now and then.
wesleymorgan.bsky.social
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
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Hate to dox these American heroes, but ain’t these boys the Second Chance Cookers who finished 2nd in ribs at the Pasadena Rodeo?
wesleymorgan.bsky.social
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
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Baltimore is going to make us pay for this shit in the first round of the playoffs.
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Derrick Henry might run for 400 yards today.
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My boss told me that on the east coast, most Arby’s team members moonlight as coal miners. (I used to think that was code for something else.)