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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 5m

Correction. Stage was just right.

Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 13m

The stage is too big for Little.

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 1d

It’s hard for me to enjoy this Yankees loss when I know that some of my most husky neighbors are harassing the good people of Chicago.

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 1d

I hate to pile on, but the Yankees were the least injured team in baseball history

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 1d

This has to be on the top 10 list of most embarrassing things to ever happen to Texas, right?

Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 1d

Remember the A La Mode

Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 1d

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 1d

That little one on the left rolls up to my Arby’s every now and then.

Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 1d

Hate to dox these American heroes, but ain’t these boys the Second Chance Cookers who finished 2nd in ribs at the Pasadena Rodeo?

Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 2d

Try the seven-word response, too: “No one has it worse than us.”

CNBC @cnbc.com · 3d

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Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert

When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 3d

Baltimore is going to make us pay for this shit in the first round of the playoffs.

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 3d

Ravens are ass, bro.

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 3d

Derrick Henry might run for 400 yards today.

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 9d

I’ve always wanted to go

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 9d

My boss told me that on the east coast, most Arby’s team members moonlight as coal miners. (I used to think that was code for something else.)

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 9d

Surely @houcounterplot.bsky.social has seen this 🤣

Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 9d

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 10d

Yup! I was looking for a team to root for and there the Astros were—the perennial underdog. I bought my first hat and I read their entire Wikipedia page. Even bought a Greg Biggio jersey. I had no idea what I was getting into!

Richard Stubbe @richardstubbe.bsky.social · 10d

October 2017, you say?

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 10d

I remember when I became an Astros fan in October of 2017—I never thought I could feel pain like this. Why us? It’s been a rough go at it. This team always lets me down. The Astros are heartbreakers—that’s for sure!

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 10d

We stayed up way too late last night… just talking about the good ol’ days, eat Beef N Cheddars, crying, slathering each other up with horsey sauce, eulogizing a dynasty.

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 10d

Astros fans deserve to get publicly spanked on their soft and bare asses because they continue to support their favorite team.

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 10d

Your hurtful words are punishment enough.

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 10d

There isn’t a team in the history of professional sports who has ever done more with less than the Houston Astros. Come by Arby’s tonight, mention the phrase that pays, and I’ll pour a little bourbon in your Coca-Cola and then let you kick me in my balls.

Chandler Rome @chandlerrome.bsky.social · 10d

For the first time since 2016, the Astros will not make the playoffs. Cleveland beats the Rangers on a walk-off hit by pitch.

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 13d

WE’RE BACK, BABY!!! #Astros

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 14d

Almost a full decade later…

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 14d

I can’t wait till the season is over and we all find out that Hunter Brown has been playing with a broken toe, Cam Smith has had a collapsed lung, Christian Walker has anal fissures, Jose Altuve has swollen testicles, and Bryan Abreu has battled male pattern baldness.

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 17d

Texans should have drafted Cam Skattebo to play offensive line.

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