House Of Stoats
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House_of_stouts on Instagram. Runner, beer guy, Leeds scum. TSB member. In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
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NEW: Footage of a US citizen in Chicago being rammed then dragged from her car on her way to work.
Abducted, with no warrant, her family couldn’t find her for hours.
She was later released with NO CHARGE.
A DHS statement said she “violently resisted arrest, injuring two officers”.
You decide…
Abducted, with no warrant, her family couldn’t find her for hours.
She was later released with NO CHARGE.
A DHS statement said she “violently resisted arrest, injuring two officers”.
You decide…
November 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
NEW: Footage of a US citizen in Chicago being rammed then dragged from her car on her way to work.
Abducted, with no warrant, her family couldn’t find her for hours.
She was later released with NO CHARGE.
A DHS statement said she “violently resisted arrest, injuring two officers”.
You decide…
Abducted, with no warrant, her family couldn’t find her for hours.
She was later released with NO CHARGE.
A DHS statement said she “violently resisted arrest, injuring two officers”.
You decide…
At first all I could really think about is how they even got the blueberries inside the Emmental in the first place. It wasn’t until a full minute later it occurred to me that the damn thing is covered in chocolate.
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
At first all I could really think about is how they even got the blueberries inside the Emmental in the first place. It wasn’t until a full minute later it occurred to me that the damn thing is covered in chocolate.
A week ago, Derek Jeter said Toronto had no shot at winning because this Dodgers team is the best team in history.
Yesterday, Toronto won the game in the first 3 pitches.
#ElbowsUp
Yesterday, Toronto won the game in the first 3 pitches.
#ElbowsUp
The Toronto Blue Jays are one game away from winning the World Series and giving Trump another stroke.
October 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
A week ago, Derek Jeter said Toronto had no shot at winning because this Dodgers team is the best team in history.
Yesterday, Toronto won the game in the first 3 pitches.
#ElbowsUp
Yesterday, Toronto won the game in the first 3 pitches.
#ElbowsUp
2 pictures from my run to the office this morning - first at Central Park at 7.30am, next in Times Square at 7.53 am.
October 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
2 pictures from my run to the office this morning - first at Central Park at 7.30am, next in Times Square at 7.53 am.
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BREAKING: new racist Republican groupchat has been leaked to Politico featuring texts from Paul Ingrassia, Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel.
Ingrassia’s texts include vile pro-Nazi & racist messages targeting Black people, Chinese people, and Indian people.
Ingrassia’s texts include vile pro-Nazi & racist messages targeting Black people, Chinese people, and Indian people.
October 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
BREAKING: new racist Republican groupchat has been leaked to Politico featuring texts from Paul Ingrassia, Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel.
Ingrassia’s texts include vile pro-Nazi & racist messages targeting Black people, Chinese people, and Indian people.
Ingrassia’s texts include vile pro-Nazi & racist messages targeting Black people, Chinese people, and Indian people.
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The Treasury Secretary declares himself to be pro-monarchy, and promises to punish the entire country if the people exercise their First Amendment rights.
Bessent: "No Kings means no paychecks. No paychecks and no government."
October 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The Treasury Secretary declares himself to be pro-monarchy, and promises to punish the entire country if the people exercise their First Amendment rights.
At my office in #NYC on a mandatory day, and there’s no one here because *checks notes* there’s a 50% chance of rain. It rains more in NYC than London…
October 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
At my office in #NYC on a mandatory day, and there’s no one here because *checks notes* there’s a 50% chance of rain. It rains more in NYC than London…
“…you fat bastard, you fat bastard…”
October 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
“…you fat bastard, you fat bastard…”
Getdown Services - Williamsburg, Brooklyn - October 2nd, 2025
October 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Getdown Services - Williamsburg, Brooklyn - October 2nd, 2025
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Yes, that’s certainly an, umm, revision
BREAKING: The number of jobs created in August has been revised from 54,000 down to -3,000.
October 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Yes, that’s certainly an, umm, revision
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: he just needs more time. 😇
#MUFC in PL under Amorim
Nov 24: W0 D1 L0
Dec 24: W2 D0 L5
Jan 25: W2 D1 L1
Feb 25: W1 D1 L2
Mar 25: W1 D1 L0
Apr 25: W0 D2 L3
May 25: W1 D0 L3
Aug 25: W1 D1 L1
Sep 25: W1 D0 L2
P33 W9 D7 L17. TERRIBLE
And how many of the nine wins have been genuinely encouraging?
www.nytimes.com/athletic/666...
Nov 24: W0 D1 L0
Dec 24: W2 D0 L5
Jan 25: W2 D1 L1
Feb 25: W1 D1 L2
Mar 25: W1 D1 L0
Apr 25: W0 D2 L3
May 25: W1 D0 L3
Aug 25: W1 D1 L1
Sep 25: W1 D0 L2
P33 W9 D7 L17. TERRIBLE
And how many of the nine wins have been genuinely encouraging?
www.nytimes.com/athletic/666...
How much more misery can Manchester United take?
What if things don’t improve, and what if Ruben Amorim's expensively-constructed team continue to lose more games than they win?
www.nytimes.com
September 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: he just needs more time. 😇
Pleased to announce that the semi-annual anti-Tyler Adams Defamation Alliance at Legends in NYC went well. We all decided he continues to be a massive prick. #LUFC
September 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Pleased to announce that the semi-annual anti-Tyler Adams Defamation Alliance at Legends in NYC went well. We all decided he continues to be a massive prick. #LUFC
Within less than two weeks, Fox News has said: we should bomb/gas the UN, we should involuntarily use lethal injection against homeless people. No one has been arrested or even fired, despite 2 shootings at a homeless encampment the day after Brian Kilmeade suggested murdering homeless people.
Fox News host Jesse Watters suggested bombing and gassing the United Nations over escalator and teleprompter issues
September 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Within less than two weeks, Fox News has said: we should bomb/gas the UN, we should involuntarily use lethal injection against homeless people. No one has been arrested or even fired, despite 2 shootings at a homeless encampment the day after Brian Kilmeade suggested murdering homeless people.
Live scenes from Molineux. The wolves fans sound unhappy.
September 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Live scenes from Molineux. The wolves fans sound unhappy.
