goldilocs
@howevericonic.bsky.social
writer. poet. muser. artist. amateur astrologer. bisexual. still pushing the happy edges agenda. determined to make y’all call these posts flutters.🙂↕️ (she/her)
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goldilocs
@howevericonic.bsky.social
· Nov 7
Hello friends both new and old!!
I wrote a poetry #book about falling in love, being in love, & what happens thereafter. It’s available on Barnes & Nobles website!! It’s called a lovely little thing (but it might be easier to find under my name, Reine LaCle) all proceeds got to Sudanese crowdfunds!
I wrote a poetry #book about falling in love, being in love, & what happens thereafter. It’s available on Barnes & Nobles website!! It’s called a lovely little thing (but it might be easier to find under my name, Reine LaCle) all proceeds got to Sudanese crowdfunds!
In 2026 I’m beating my disordered eating habits to a bloody pulp with my bare hands idc
January 2, 2026 at 12:40 AM
In 2026 I’m beating my disordered eating habits to a bloody pulp with my bare hands idc
Imagine hating me when all I’m doing is eating peach cups and blowing my nose omg.
December 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Imagine hating me when all I’m doing is eating peach cups and blowing my nose omg.
My cat glares at me every time i sneeze or cough. Like damn my b sistah😭 if it’s any consolation, I’m also annoyed that I’m sick😭
December 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
My cat glares at me every time i sneeze or cough. Like damn my b sistah😭 if it’s any consolation, I’m also annoyed that I’m sick😭
Unfortunately everyone is testing my limits, so everyone is getting cussed out.
December 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Unfortunately everyone is testing my limits, so everyone is getting cussed out.
I vague post about my past because it pisses me off that someone as sexy as me has a tragic backstory. like that’s so unfaiiiirrrrr. i should just be beautiful and carefree.
December 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I vague post about my past because it pisses me off that someone as sexy as me has a tragic backstory. like that’s so unfaiiiirrrrr. i should just be beautiful and carefree.
My therapist literally instructed me to not even try to “get in the Christmas spirit” this year, and wouldn’t you know it? This is the best holiday season I’ve had since i had to move back to my fuck ass hometown.
December 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My therapist literally instructed me to not even try to “get in the Christmas spirit” this year, and wouldn’t you know it? This is the best holiday season I’ve had since i had to move back to my fuck ass hometown.
I gotta quit this hotel job. I think it’s turning me genuinely evil.
December 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I gotta quit this hotel job. I think it’s turning me genuinely evil.
It’s SO annoying that my body’s immediate response to being emotionally overwhelmed is to kill my appetite. Like i was planning on SMASHING my favorite homemade pasta last night but the plate and i just looked at each other😭😭😭
December 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It’s SO annoying that my body’s immediate response to being emotionally overwhelmed is to kill my appetite. Like i was planning on SMASHING my favorite homemade pasta last night but the plate and i just looked at each other😭😭😭
I don’t think I’ll ever get over the fact that my brain just…broke. Until then i didn’t understand what ppl meant when they talked about mental breakdowns. And then very suddenly did. For two and a half years. Wild. I now constantly live in fear of it happening again though, so that’s fun.
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I don’t think I’ll ever get over the fact that my brain just…broke. Until then i didn’t understand what ppl meant when they talked about mental breakdowns. And then very suddenly did. For two and a half years. Wild. I now constantly live in fear of it happening again though, so that’s fun.
My best friend being a licensed clinical therapist makes me want to apologize and send flowers to all of my therapist. Like oh my god i probably traumatized the fuck outta them ppl im so sorrrrrryyyyyy😭
December 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My best friend being a licensed clinical therapist makes me want to apologize and send flowers to all of my therapist. Like oh my god i probably traumatized the fuck outta them ppl im so sorrrrrryyyyyy😭
It got worse lmao
I thought i was getting my own Taylor from Paramore. I was blinded by the curly hair in his face while he jumped around and played guitar. I got multiple life lessons instead
December 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
It got worse lmao
What I’m beginning to understand is that folks think poets are using pretentious language and structure on purpose. While there are, no doubt, some poets that do, the unfortunate majority of us are just (poorly) trying to communicate😭.
December 5, 2025 at 6:53 AM
What I’m beginning to understand is that folks think poets are using pretentious language and structure on purpose. While there are, no doubt, some poets that do, the unfortunate majority of us are just (poorly) trying to communicate😭.
I’m tired of reheating Kanthony’s nachos. I need to get Shonda Rhimes on the line.
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I’m tired of reheating Kanthony’s nachos. I need to get Shonda Rhimes on the line.
God I’m so glad i didn’t start listening to Mitski until like two years ago because as devastating as Brand New City is to listen to now………i know it would’ve altered my prepubescent brain chemistry in detrimental ways
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
God I’m so glad i didn’t start listening to Mitski until like two years ago because as devastating as Brand New City is to listen to now………i know it would’ve altered my prepubescent brain chemistry in detrimental ways
I spend so much time repressing my past that i genuinely forget i have a Tragic Backstory™. And then I’ll be in therapy like…why am i so fucked up, and my poor therapist has to be like. Well my dear :) unfortunately, youve endured horrors :)
November 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I spend so much time repressing my past that i genuinely forget i have a Tragic Backstory™. And then I’ll be in therapy like…why am i so fucked up, and my poor therapist has to be like. Well my dear :) unfortunately, youve endured horrors :)
Didn’t get Hayley Williams tickets, & i DID cry about it. But!! After the tears, come moments of gratitude and joy:
1. there are ppl who have never seen her live and they will get to see her solo music!! I’ve been to paramore shows since i was i kid, so if that’s all i get, that’s more than enough.
1. there are ppl who have never seen her live and they will get to see her solo music!! I’ve been to paramore shows since i was i kid, so if that’s all i get, that’s more than enough.
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Didn’t get Hayley Williams tickets, & i DID cry about it. But!! After the tears, come moments of gratitude and joy:
1. there are ppl who have never seen her live and they will get to see her solo music!! I’ve been to paramore shows since i was i kid, so if that’s all i get, that’s more than enough.
1. there are ppl who have never seen her live and they will get to see her solo music!! I’ve been to paramore shows since i was i kid, so if that’s all i get, that’s more than enough.
What i need to know is how Meg keeps her booty jigglewatts after all that working out she be doin…once i get toned my ass ain’t got no movement 😭 i gotta keep some fat on me or my shit be stiffer than a $2 silk press😭😭
October 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
What i need to know is how Meg keeps her booty jigglewatts after all that working out she be doin…once i get toned my ass ain’t got no movement 😭 i gotta keep some fat on me or my shit be stiffer than a $2 silk press😭😭
I, unfortunately, need to let out loud, heaving sobs, but there isn’t time for that right now. So i guess working myself to the bone will do
a woman wearing a white bracelet and rings holds her head in her hands
ALT: a woman wearing a white bracelet and rings holds her head in her hands
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September 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I, unfortunately, need to let out loud, heaving sobs, but there isn’t time for that right now. So i guess working myself to the bone will do
Here lately I’ve been so consistently disappointed by the behaviors and actions of my irl friends that I’m like….? Is it me??? Has my standard for friendship changed…?
September 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Here lately I’ve been so consistently disappointed by the behaviors and actions of my irl friends that I’m like….? Is it me??? Has my standard for friendship changed…?
The funny thing about having issues with disordered eating based on control not, like inherent fatphobia, is that i genuinely hate that ppl can see the side effects of it. The rapid weight loss terrifies me even though it’s completely my fault. I hate that it’s obvious to the ppl that know me irl.
September 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The funny thing about having issues with disordered eating based on control not, like inherent fatphobia, is that i genuinely hate that ppl can see the side effects of it. The rapid weight loss terrifies me even though it’s completely my fault. I hate that it’s obvious to the ppl that know me irl.
All of my friends moved away, so it’s forced a lot of solo dates. It’s fine, but I’m a yapper. I wanna have girl talk with my mocktails😭
September 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
All of my friends moved away, so it’s forced a lot of solo dates. It’s fine, but I’m a yapper. I wanna have girl talk with my mocktails😭
The joys of going out in my cutest, skimpiest lil outfits rarely, if ever outweigh the horrors of being catcalled
September 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The joys of going out in my cutest, skimpiest lil outfits rarely, if ever outweigh the horrors of being catcalled
Can someone tell Hayley Williams that parachute is kinda wrecking me ahaha
August 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Can someone tell Hayley Williams that parachute is kinda wrecking me ahaha
Why doesn’t this app have drafts yet? What are we doing?
August 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Why doesn’t this app have drafts yet? What are we doing?
Born to be a bitch (Virgo moon) forced to soften the blow (Pisces mars)
August 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Born to be a bitch (Virgo moon) forced to soften the blow (Pisces mars)