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writer. poet. muser. artist. amateur astrologer. bisexual. still pushing the happy edges agenda. determined to make y’all call these posts flutters.🙂↕️ (she/her)
Can someone tell Hayley Williams that parachute is kinda wrecking me ahaha
August 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Can someone tell Hayley Williams that parachute is kinda wrecking me ahaha
I thought i was getting my own Taylor from Paramore. I was blinded by the curly hair in his face while he jumped around and played guitar. I got multiple life lessons instead
August 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I thought i was getting my own Taylor from Paramore. I was blinded by the curly hair in his face while he jumped around and played guitar. I got multiple life lessons instead
If you are like this, please block me. Black Centerists are worse than Black Republicans.
March 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If you are like this, please block me. Black Centerists are worse than Black Republicans.
Speaking of confusing identity transformations. This one is less extreme but still jarring. No one tells you what it’s like to wake up 1day in your mid-twenties & have large boobs😭. I was firmly apart of the itty bitty titty committee until i was 22. Like little mosquito bites that didn’t need a bra
March 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Speaking of confusing identity transformations. This one is less extreme but still jarring. No one tells you what it’s like to wake up 1day in your mid-twenties & have large boobs😭. I was firmly apart of the itty bitty titty committee until i was 22. Like little mosquito bites that didn’t need a bra
Like in my head, I’m still this shade. In reality, I’m like dang near toffee colored???
March 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Like in my head, I’m still this shade. In reality, I’m like dang near toffee colored???
post you from a different era
dark hair/influencer era…she was cute
dark hair/influencer era…she was cute
March 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
post you from a different era
dark hair/influencer era…she was cute
dark hair/influencer era…she was cute
February 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
goodness, i truly am devastatingly gorgeous
February 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
goodness, i truly am devastatingly gorgeous
Had a 90’s themed birthday party. Here’s my sitcom intro feat. my fellow Aquarius Brandy 🤭
February 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Had a 90’s themed birthday party. Here’s my sitcom intro feat. my fellow Aquarius Brandy 🤭
Very rarely do i post proof of my wagon but🌚 I’m feeling generous this evening.
January 23, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Very rarely do i post proof of my wagon but🌚 I’m feeling generous this evening.
#Sagittarius: this child of Jupiter is the epitome of a free spirit. Bold colors of gemstones like ruby and cobalt blue sing here. As well as neon colors. Patchwork, fabric mixing, and threadbare clothes all look effortless cool on these natives. “stoner chic” comes to mind when defining their style
January 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
#Sagittarius: this child of Jupiter is the epitome of a free spirit. Bold colors of gemstones like ruby and cobalt blue sing here. As well as neon colors. Patchwork, fabric mixing, and threadbare clothes all look effortless cool on these natives. “stoner chic” comes to mind when defining their style
#Scorpio: Mars’ water child is vast and emotional. This is reflected through hand-made corsets, dramatical vampiric skirts, form fitting silhouettes, and high, Victorian necklines. Their color domain is black and red, but they can rock a pastel goth moment for sure. Never underestimate the Scorpio!
January 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
#Scorpio: Mars’ water child is vast and emotional. This is reflected through hand-made corsets, dramatical vampiric skirts, form fitting silhouettes, and high, Victorian necklines. Their color domain is black and red, but they can rock a pastel goth moment for sure. Never underestimate the Scorpio!
#Libra: Venus’ second child defines the status quo. They may not be the trendsetters, but they are the trend definers/enforcers. It’s hard to name a particular color, fabric, or style because they follow (and perfect) the fashion of the moment. They do look GREAT in body con dresses though!!
January 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
#Libra: Venus’ second child defines the status quo. They may not be the trendsetters, but they are the trend definers/enforcers. It’s hard to name a particular color, fabric, or style because they follow (and perfect) the fashion of the moment. They do look GREAT in body con dresses though!!
#Virgo: mercury’s other child is, unfortunately, never beating the uppity allegations. Country club chic is the best phrase i have for these natives. Polos (anything with a collar, really), khakis, pencil skirts, and a-line dress truly suit them. Earth tones, creams, and tans are their best colors.
January 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
#Virgo: mercury’s other child is, unfortunately, never beating the uppity allegations. Country club chic is the best phrase i have for these natives. Polos (anything with a collar, really), khakis, pencil skirts, and a-line dress truly suit them. Earth tones, creams, and tans are their best colors.
#Leo: the golden child of the sun is at their best when they look like they’re straight off the cover of a romance novel of any genre. large, open white shirts, mini skirts with swaths of skin showing, & elegant plunging ballgowns. Pinks, royal purple, golds, yellows, & oranges are their best colors
January 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
#Leo: the golden child of the sun is at their best when they look like they’re straight off the cover of a romance novel of any genre. large, open white shirts, mini skirts with swaths of skin showing, & elegant plunging ballgowns. Pinks, royal purple, golds, yellows, & oranges are their best colors
#Cancer: the moon’s only child is dainty & celestial. Much like Pisces, their style is entrancing & dreamlike. Off the shoulder, slip, & babydoll dresses are perfect for this sign. Billowing blouses & plunging necklines are also great choices. Moodier shades best suit these natives
January 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
#Cancer: the moon’s only child is dainty & celestial. Much like Pisces, their style is entrancing & dreamlike. Off the shoulder, slip, & babydoll dresses are perfect for this sign. Billowing blouses & plunging necklines are also great choices. Moodier shades best suit these natives
LIKE??? WHAT IS GOING AWWWWN????
January 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
LIKE??? WHAT IS GOING AWWWWN????
#Gemini: Mercury’s air sign is the definition of easy and breezy. This sign can pull off athletic wear like tennis skorts or tracksuits as every day fashion statements. Both pastels and neon colors work, but jewel tones and earthy hues aren’t the best options. Preppy & casual looks are also a hit!!
January 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
#Gemini: Mercury’s air sign is the definition of easy and breezy. This sign can pull off athletic wear like tennis skorts or tracksuits as every day fashion statements. Both pastels and neon colors work, but jewel tones and earthy hues aren’t the best options. Preppy & casual looks are also a hit!!
#Taurus: as the fixed child of Venus, this sign is all about comfort. Knitwear, soft wools, athleisure, and deep greens exalt in this sign. Second-hand items also will find a lovely new life here. Having solid, dependable staples is a must (i.e. a sturdy pair of boots, a lucky gold necklace, etc)
January 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
#Taurus: as the fixed child of Venus, this sign is all about comfort. Knitwear, soft wools, athleisure, and deep greens exalt in this sign. Second-hand items also will find a lovely new life here. Having solid, dependable staples is a must (i.e. a sturdy pair of boots, a lucky gold necklace, etc)
#Aries: this fiery Mars ruled sign is fickle. While reds, oranges, & yellows look GREAT on them, it can over-activate their energy. A balance is struck through fabric & form. Pleather, nylon, spandex, & form-fitting cuts in blacks or browns are key. A pop of color or a bold accessory is also a plus!
January 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
#Aries: this fiery Mars ruled sign is fickle. While reds, oranges, & yellows look GREAT on them, it can over-activate their energy. A balance is struck through fabric & form. Pleather, nylon, spandex, & form-fitting cuts in blacks or browns are key. A pop of color or a bold accessory is also a plus!
#Pisces: ruled by Neptune, effervescence describes this fashion sense. Chiffons, tulle, & linens thrive here. Pastels of any shade & soft, simple jewelry are the way to go. The goal is to look & feel like a dream, as Pisces rules all that which cannot be seen, so forgo structured silhouettes!
January 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
#Pisces: ruled by Neptune, effervescence describes this fashion sense. Chiffons, tulle, & linens thrive here. Pastels of any shade & soft, simple jewelry are the way to go. The goal is to look & feel like a dream, as Pisces rules all that which cannot be seen, so forgo structured silhouettes!
#Aquarius: as a co-ruled (Saturn & Uranus) sign, the name of the game here is structured chaos. bold prints, patterns, elongated/funky silhouettes (think bell bottoms, shoulder pads, pointed bras, etc), & breaking fashion “rules”. More is more & color is a must—lavender & light blue being the best!
January 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
#Aquarius: as a co-ruled (Saturn & Uranus) sign, the name of the game here is structured chaos. bold prints, patterns, elongated/funky silhouettes (think bell bottoms, shoulder pads, pointed bras, etc), & breaking fashion “rules”. More is more & color is a must—lavender & light blue being the best!
#Capricorn: it is a Saturn ruled sign, so structure is key. Cap fashion is exhaled in business casual (with more business than casual) AND color blocking. Outfits must have intention, and cannot be haphazardly thrown together. Warm earth tones or bright warm hues work best.
January 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
#Capricorn: it is a Saturn ruled sign, so structure is key. Cap fashion is exhaled in business casual (with more business than casual) AND color blocking. Outfits must have intention, and cannot be haphazardly thrown together. Warm earth tones or bright warm hues work best.
If you see this, post your Renaissance fit
Oh i thought you’d never ask, darlings!! Had to give majorette vibes, yes indeed🙂↕️🤭
Oh i thought you’d never ask, darlings!! Had to give majorette vibes, yes indeed🙂↕️🤭
January 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If you see this, post your Renaissance fit
Oh i thought you’d never ask, darlings!! Had to give majorette vibes, yes indeed🙂↕️🤭
Oh i thought you’d never ask, darlings!! Had to give majorette vibes, yes indeed🙂↕️🤭