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Somalis Express No Interest in Immigrating to Country with Shithole President
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Somalis Express No Interest in Immigrating to Country with Shithole President
“When I travel abroad, I don’t have to be embarrassed when people ask me where I’m from," one Somali said.
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December 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Somalis Express No Interest in Immigrating to Country with Shithole President
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Most of us in the Bluegrass already KNEW that there were no elections in the state this year, but obviously there are some that don't have the sense that god gave a goose. #YouCantFixStupid
There is a distinct possibility that some people are too stupid to participate in a democracy
November 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Most of us in the Bluegrass already KNEW that there were no elections in the state this year, but obviously there are some that don't have the sense that god gave a goose. #YouCantFixStupid
Does anyone know what GQP congresspersons are doing during the shutdown? They aren't having town halls (too scared). They aren't trying to find middle ground with the Dems (Mangos orders). They're not working at the Capitol...but they ARE getting their salary...
Just WHO are the "freeloaders" 🤨
Just WHO are the "freeloaders" 🤨
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Does anyone know what GQP congresspersons are doing during the shutdown? They aren't having town halls (too scared). They aren't trying to find middle ground with the Dems (Mangos orders). They're not working at the Capitol...but they ARE getting their salary...
Just WHO are the "freeloaders" 🤨
Just WHO are the "freeloaders" 🤨
Watching Tangerine Palpatine embarrassing this nation while meandering around Asia is both hilarious and painful.
Time for the 25th
Time for the 25th
October 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Watching Tangerine Palpatine embarrassing this nation while meandering around Asia is both hilarious and painful.
Time for the 25th
Time for the 25th
This is Mango's response to the latest approval polls (hint: it wasn't good). And it was on his personal Truth Social account.
Bless his heart....😏
Bless his heart....😏
October 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is Mango's response to the latest approval polls (hint: it wasn't good). And it was on his personal Truth Social account.
Bless his heart....😏
Bless his heart....😏
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Mamdani hasn’t been elected yet and he’s already driving criminals out of New York.
October 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Mamdani hasn’t been elected yet and he’s already driving criminals out of New York.
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Q: Has Speaker Johnson reached out to you since the January 6er made a threat on your life?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: No
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: No
October 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Q: Has Speaker Johnson reached out to you since the January 6er made a threat on your life?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: No
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: No
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Well isn't THAT special!
Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins said issues with foot-and-mouth disease could limit how much beef the U.S. imports.
Trump Admin Warns Argentina Beef Might Be Diseased But US May Still Import
www.newsweek.com
October 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Well isn't THAT special!
Because of tariffs, China has stopped buying US soybeans and buying from Argentina. Now, Mango is going to buy Argentina beef to try to bring down beef prices here, which will hurt the US beef industry. Lots of farmers voted for Mango in 2024. 🪛
#FAFO
#FAFO
October 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Because of tariffs, China has stopped buying US soybeans and buying from Argentina. Now, Mango is going to buy Argentina beef to try to bring down beef prices here, which will hurt the US beef industry. Lots of farmers voted for Mango in 2024. 🪛
#FAFO
#FAFO
Tangerine Palpatine is a POS. He's destroying OUR White House, I think because he doesn't plan to leave it...ever.
The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
October 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Tangerine Palpatine is a POS. He's destroying OUR White House, I think because he doesn't plan to leave it...ever.
The number of magats posting "He's still your pres", "What did it accomplish?" and "If we REALLY had a king, you wouldn't be able to do this" are proof positive that #NoKings triggered them...a lot!
October 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The number of magats posting "He's still your pres", "What did it accomplish?" and "If we REALLY had a king, you wouldn't be able to do this" are proof positive that #NoKings triggered them...a lot!
What Exactly Do MAGAs Love, Anyway?
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open.substack.com/pub/johnpavl...
What Exactly Do MAGAs Love, Anyway?
(Spoiler: It Isn't truly God or Country)
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September 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
What Exactly Do MAGAs Love, Anyway?
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A little reminder that, in spite of all the idiocy of the current state of the "union", there is still beauty. Maui, HI sunset...
September 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
A little reminder that, in spite of all the idiocy of the current state of the "union", there is still beauty. Maui, HI sunset...
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Mango and his regime have successfully shredded free speech. We ALL need to speak out, speak up and fight this fascist takeover.
#IStandWithKimmel #IStandWithColbert
#IStandWithKimmel #IStandWithColbert
September 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Mango and his regime have successfully shredded free speech. We ALL need to speak out, speak up and fight this fascist takeover.
#IStandWithKimmel #IStandWithColbert
#IStandWithKimmel #IStandWithColbert
Tangerine is feeling the heat. Everyone at the US Open should record it every time that it happens
September 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Tangerine is feeling the heat. Everyone at the US Open should record it every time that it happens
A Dangerous Liaison
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A Dangerous Liaison
Trump and RFK Jr. play politics with public health and safety
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August 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
A Dangerous Liaison
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Dear home state of Illinois: The regime now has Chicago in it's sights. They do not know just how tough Chi-town folks are when someone "goes at them". I'm a downstater, but I 100% back Chicago in saying "Not in MY town!"
#ResistFascism
#ResistFascism
August 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Dear home state of Illinois: The regime now has Chicago in it's sights. They do not know just how tough Chi-town folks are when someone "goes at them". I'm a downstater, but I 100% back Chicago in saying "Not in MY town!"
#ResistFascism
#ResistFascism