Human
@humanbean.bsky.social
A reflection in a puddle
Musically direct.
Blockhead for life.
🎶⚒️🎶
MD ANT
Musically direct.
Blockhead for life.
🎶⚒️🎶
MD ANT
When life gives you Grok. Use it.
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
When life gives you Grok. Use it.
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Our Y3&4 Bash Street Kids flattened the local prep school kids in a hockey tournament this afternoon. They even sent their minibus to enable the thrashing.
The funny thing is, the prep school practices hockey 3x per week. Our team held their wooden hockey sticks for the first time on Wednesday.
The funny thing is, the prep school practices hockey 3x per week. Our team held their wooden hockey sticks for the first time on Wednesday.
October 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Our Y3&4 Bash Street Kids flattened the local prep school kids in a hockey tournament this afternoon. They even sent their minibus to enable the thrashing.
The funny thing is, the prep school practices hockey 3x per week. Our team held their wooden hockey sticks for the first time on Wednesday.
The funny thing is, the prep school practices hockey 3x per week. Our team held their wooden hockey sticks for the first time on Wednesday.
Hope all my much missed twitter refugees are doing well and having the same laughs we used to have. 🐒💨
a monkey is smiling and making a heart with its hands
ALT: a monkey is smiling and making a heart with its hands
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Hope all my much missed twitter refugees are doing well and having the same laughs we used to have. 🐒💨
Maybe dreams will come true. 🙏
October 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Maybe dreams will come true. 🙏
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Remember to burp him.
September 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Remember to burp him.
I was at Dominos pizza. Ordered a pizza delivery and got a free lift home. 🐒💨
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a cartoon monkey with a big red mouth
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media.tenor.com
September 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I was at Dominos pizza. Ordered a pizza delivery and got a free lift home. 🐒💨
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I see no ships!! 🦜 aaaaaaaar
May 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I see no ships!! 🦜 aaaaaaaar
Yeah baby. Fuck you Trump and your tarrifs. 🇨🇳🏆
May 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Yeah baby. Fuck you Trump and your tarrifs. 🇨🇳🏆
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Can't be long before a Brit hops into a small boat, paddles across the Channel to the nearest Schengen port and seeks asylum in the EU on the grounds that they live in a country that has stolen the rights, citizenship and identity they were born with...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Britons flying to Scandinavia with older passports risk being denied boarding
‘Inconsistent application’ of Schengen rules on passport validity has seen people turned back at border by airlines
www.theguardian.com
May 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Can't be long before a Brit hops into a small boat, paddles across the Channel to the nearest Schengen port and seeks asylum in the EU on the grounds that they live in a country that has stolen the rights, citizenship and identity they were born with...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
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Sums it up pretty well.
May 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Sums it up pretty well.