Sit Down, Be Humboldt
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he/they - 30 - nh - boerboel (south african mastiff) - ab/dl - furry - pup - author - 18+ only - nsfw for nudity and lewdity
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Just did a bulk refollow of my fellow migrants from The Bad Site ™️, so allow me to reintroduce myself!

-Humboldt, aka Hummer (he/they)

-Boerboel (South African Mastiff, aka a big gross dog)

-Born and raised in the 603 (NH)

-OBSESSED with diapers for as long as I can remember
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Bet, bro! Can't skip legs day - and don't forget your "protein shake", make sure you've downed it before we hit the squat rack 😁
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Would be my pleasure to shove you in a locker when I catch you clocking the bulge - with my balled-up musky diaper keeping you company in there after I'm done with it 😘
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"Dark colors make your diapers less noticeable!"

1: I like 'em BIG

2: I don't give a FUCK who notices 'em

😎
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All my DnD nights are padded DnD nights...and I think most of the table knows it by now 🙈
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Day 8 of #Locktober and I'm already in my "after-work Barney Bounces" era 😫🔒
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Good lord Krib you can't do this to me at this particular time of the year 🔥🥵🔥
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Cue the TSA inspection for "suspicious undeclared liquids" 😏
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Most of my workouts are done in a lightly-wet cloth-backed diaper (from the latter half of the workday, tank onesie, PUL waterproof pants, and gym shorts. Good combo of support and discretion 👍
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Oh s💩💩t, I think I just heard Dad pull in the driveway...
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Almost certainly followed up by the jankiest ever first-time tape-job, ripping plastic in an attempt to reposition, and crinkling downstairs to find some tape

Simpler times 😮‍💨
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I think I may have literally said to the cashier, "it's for a prank, bro" 🙈
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POV: it's an autumn afternoon, your parents won't be home til dinner, and you just got home from the most heart-racing, nerve-wracking bike ride to the pharmacy in your life
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What's your dream itinerary for a littles' slumber party/sleepover?
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At the end of the month, I'm due for 30 "maintenance spankings", plus one additional for every Negative PP accrued.

Then my cage gets unlocked, and I'm due for edging and teasing with Mr. Buzzy for one minute per Positive PP accrued.

Afterwards, the cage goes back on, and the tallies start anew!
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Workshopping a new idea with my husband:

"Puppy Points" - A reward/punishment system to help regulate my behaviors on a monthly basis

Do all my chores for the week? 1 Positive PP.

Offer him an unexpected blowjob? 5 Positive PP.

Skip the gym? 1 Negative PP.

Smoke on a weeknight? 5 Negative PP.
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Biohazard print does exist in cloth from EcoAble! Though admittedly it's more "cool science middle"-coded and less "industrial psychological horror"
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Yoooo first time I've seen anyone mention his work! I know the track "Lust" showed up on a Nujabes compilation, and it's been heavy in my rotation for like a decade. Vibes are immaculate 👌
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Were it possible to loudly and proudly identify myself as a diaper-boy to the world without making myself a pariah, I'd do so in a heartbeat

Anyways maybe I'm just particularly diaper-brained tonight, but I feel like there's something to this
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And obviously, social stigma aside, my expression to the world would skew younger and more immature-coded; hence, "boy", and not "man"

Of course, so much of my being revolves around diapers - wearing them, buying them, looking at them - they're inseparable from my self-image
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Really feeling "diaper-boy" as a gender identity lately

Hear me out

The aesthetics, ideals, behaviors, role models, etc. that resonate with me are so divergent from the common conceptions of "manhood" or "masculinity"

I've long characterized "adulting" as feeling like I'm "putting on my man-suit"
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I think of it like cultivating a garden, except instead of herbs and veggies, it's locky littles showing off pics of their diapers and nubs

Makes it a lot more soothing of a hobby lmao
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There's a reason that, as the creator and lone mod for r/DiapersAndChastity (we just cleared 23k subs!), I keep a VERY tight leash on what's allowed to be posted.

Horny pics showing both diapers and chastity? Sure thing! Endless deluge of "here's my Kik", "where's my mommy", etc.? Ban hammer.
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Monkeyin' around in the swamp because I'm a literal child