Sit Down, Be Humboldt
@humboldtwearsdiapers.com
he/they - 30 - nh - boerboel (south african mastiff) - ab/dl - furry - pup - author - 18+ only - nsfw for nudity and lewdity
(cw irl nub)
Sharing an AirBnb with a bunch of friends for NYE, so 12 of my closest friends are about 20 feet outside the door while I'm tryna change as quickly and quietly as possible 🙊
Sharing an AirBnb with a bunch of friends for NYE, so 12 of my closest friends are about 20 feet outside the door while I'm tryna change as quickly and quietly as possible 🙊
January 1, 2026 at 3:34 AM
(cw irl nub)
Sharing an AirBnb with a bunch of friends for NYE, so 12 of my closest friends are about 20 feet outside the door while I'm tryna change as quickly and quietly as possible 🙊
Sharing an AirBnb with a bunch of friends for NYE, so 12 of my closest friends are about 20 feet outside the door while I'm tryna change as quickly and quietly as possible 🙊
December 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Troublesome *thwap!*ing sounds from the kitchen intensify
December 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Troublesome *thwap!*ing sounds from the kitchen intensify
Can't even be trusted to do chores without making it naughty 😈
December 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Can't even be trusted to do chores without making it naughty 😈
Very ominous, given what my bedroom looks like at the moment 😅
December 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Very ominous, given what my bedroom looks like at the moment 😅
My parents are preparing to move houses, so as part of our Christmas presents, they gave me and my siblings "nostalgia bags" - lots of little trinkets, clothing, photos, etc. from our childhoods...
...and these 😳
...and these 😳
December 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My parents are preparing to move houses, so as part of our Christmas presents, they gave me and my siblings "nostalgia bags" - lots of little trinkets, clothing, photos, etc. from our childhoods...
...and these 😳
...and these 😳
Omg I think we might have the same armor 👀
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Omg I think we might have the same armor 👀
Apparently 2025 marks the true beginning of my BARNEY-BOY ERA 💜
December 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Apparently 2025 marks the true beginning of my BARNEY-BOY ERA 💜
Having another "dark colors won't save you" day at the gym 😎
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Having another "dark colors won't save you" day at the gym 😎
Bet, bro! Can't skip legs day - and don't forget your "protein shake", make sure you've downed it before we hit the squat rack 😁
October 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Bet, bro! Can't skip legs day - and don't forget your "protein shake", make sure you've downed it before we hit the squat rack 😁
"Dark colors make your diapers less noticeable!"
1: I like 'em BIG
2: I don't give a FUCK who notices 'em
😎
1: I like 'em BIG
2: I don't give a FUCK who notices 'em
😎
October 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"Dark colors make your diapers less noticeable!"
1: I like 'em BIG
2: I don't give a FUCK who notices 'em
😎
1: I like 'em BIG
2: I don't give a FUCK who notices 'em
😎
Day 8 of #Locktober and I'm already in my "after-work Barney Bounces" era 😫🔒
October 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Day 8 of #Locktober and I'm already in my "after-work Barney Bounces" era 😫🔒
Oh s💩💩t, I think I just heard Dad pull in the driveway...
October 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Oh s💩💩t, I think I just heard Dad pull in the driveway...
POV: it's an autumn afternoon, your parents won't be home til dinner, and you just got home from the most heart-racing, nerve-wracking bike ride to the pharmacy in your life
October 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
POV: it's an autumn afternoon, your parents won't be home til dinner, and you just got home from the most heart-racing, nerve-wracking bike ride to the pharmacy in your life
Biohazard print does exist in cloth from EcoAble! Though admittedly it's more "cool science middle"-coded and less "industrial psychological horror"
October 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Biohazard print does exist in cloth from EcoAble! Though admittedly it's more "cool science middle"-coded and less "industrial psychological horror"
Monkeyin' around in the swamp because I'm a literal child
October 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Monkeyin' around in the swamp because I'm a literal child
Good morning, big guy! How'd you sleep? Are we marking a sun on the potty chart today?
*sniff sniff*
Sheesh...another thundercloud it is! Looks like those pull-ups will keep collecting dust in Daddy's closet
No worries, kiddo. Hop up on the changing table, let's get you cleaned up for the day!
*sniff sniff*
Sheesh...another thundercloud it is! Looks like those pull-ups will keep collecting dust in Daddy's closet
No worries, kiddo. Hop up on the changing table, let's get you cleaned up for the day!
October 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Good morning, big guy! How'd you sleep? Are we marking a sun on the potty chart today?
*sniff sniff*
Sheesh...another thundercloud it is! Looks like those pull-ups will keep collecting dust in Daddy's closet
No worries, kiddo. Hop up on the changing table, let's get you cleaned up for the day!
*sniff sniff*
Sheesh...another thundercloud it is! Looks like those pull-ups will keep collecting dust in Daddy's closet
No worries, kiddo. Hop up on the changing table, let's get you cleaned up for the day!
4 cans of cider CRUSHED
5 hours of d&d ENJOYED
DinoRawrz OVERFLOWED
Sweatpants SOAKED
😤
5 hours of d&d ENJOYED
DinoRawrz OVERFLOWED
Sweatpants SOAKED
😤
October 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
4 cans of cider CRUSHED
5 hours of d&d ENJOYED
DinoRawrz OVERFLOWED
Sweatpants SOAKED
😤
5 hours of d&d ENJOYED
DinoRawrz OVERFLOWED
Sweatpants SOAKED
😤
Commence good boy month 🔒
October 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Commence good boy month 🔒
Ate a funny candy when I got home from my morning hike, and I think it might have turned me into an actual baby?!? 🤤
September 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Ate a funny candy when I got home from my morning hike, and I think it might have turned me into an actual baby?!? 🤤
Each day, greet the morning with openness to the Three V's: Vigor, Victory, and Very wet bedtime pants
September 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Each day, greet the morning with openness to the Three V's: Vigor, Victory, and Very wet bedtime pants
Idk chat I think ya boy's really cooking with this
September 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Idk chat I think ya boy's really cooking with this
It's #BigDiaperFriday, and I've been working on this one since I got dressed for work 10 hours ago...Have I earned a change? 🥺
September 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It's #BigDiaperFriday, and I've been working on this one since I got dressed for work 10 hours ago...Have I earned a change? 🥺
Once the suppository kicks in, his locked little doodle usually squirts in his dirty diaper by the time "Icky Squishy Gooey Ooey" is done playing, and he'll be content and asleep for 20-30 min
Then he'll get cleaned up, changed into his thicker home diaper and his play clothes, and you can play!
Then he'll get cleaned up, changed into his thicker home diaper and his play clothes, and you can play!
September 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Once the suppository kicks in, his locked little doodle usually squirts in his dirty diaper by the time "Icky Squishy Gooey Ooey" is done playing, and he'll be content and asleep for 20-30 min
Then he'll get cleaned up, changed into his thicker home diaper and his play clothes, and you can play!
Then he'll get cleaned up, changed into his thicker home diaper and his play clothes, and you can play!
POV: you're going over your friend's house for a playdate after preschool, and this is the little pre-naptime routine his mommy uses to tire him out 👀
September 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
POV: you're going over your friend's house for a playdate after preschool, and this is the little pre-naptime routine his mommy uses to tire him out 👀